Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Michael Janke]

How the fuck does someone who raped 5 children even walk the streets? I thought that they threw you away for that and you become the prison yard cumdump.

nah, in gen pop you'd end up dead.

 

[FlappyBat]

Jury is mad they got crappy pizza instead of the Asian food they been getting.

They are now protesting until they get chinaman food.

It's coming in all the way from Long Beach. It just takes too long.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Jury is mad they got crappy pizza instead of the Asian food they been getting.

They are now protesting until they get chinaman food.

But if they get Chink-Noodles they might get Wu-Flu

 

[JohnDoe]

Jury is mad they got crappy pizza instead of the Asian food they been getting.

They are now protesting until they get chinaman food.

"We might as well just give the Not Guilty now, we're not going to get good food if we drag this out."

 

[Puff]

So, the lunch theory is out the window. how long can they stay in the deliberation room before pushing it to the next day?

They're at an hour since lunch began. They'll be getting back to work soon.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

We need more memes.

 

[Gehenna]

I wish I could know what evidence they request. Because that would indicate a lot.

 

[Billy Beer]

If kyle is innocent on all charges and a riot happens outside the courthouse, i want him to pull out a minigun and go mental and unload like Mac in Predator, excpet the trees are the crowd.

Then the Judge puts on a helmet and grabs a big gun from under his desk and says "Time for this judge to hand out some Dread"

in skyrim.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Don't use it at work. It's been hijacked to be an anti-Semitic trope much like the OK hand sign.


Well, they are effectively synonyms, it's just that "groomed vagrant" does not capture the internationalism of it all.

Which is a shame, because it’s an absolutely perfect descriptor.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Looks like my hope that the Jury already decided and just wanted free pizza may have been wrong.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

How the fuck does someone who raped 5 children even walk the streets? I thought that they threw you away for that and you become the prison yard cumdump.

He was in for a decade. I imagine he got some leniency for still being relatively young (though I think he was over 18 still) and once in they probably just put him in protective custody where he proceeded to act like the overcompensating raging manlet that he is so that even the other chomos would think he was too much trouble to deal with.

 

[Gehenna]

If kyle is innocent on all charges and a riot happens outside the courthouse, i want him to pull out a minigun and go mental and unload like Mac in Predator, excpet the trees are the crowd.

Then the Judge puts on a helmet and grabs a big gun from under his desk and says "Time for this judge to hand out some Dread"

in skyrim.

I do not understand the "in skyrim" or "in minecraft" shit.
People... are aware that it won't save you from jack shit, right?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I wish I could know what evidence they request. Because that would indicate a lot.

They Requested the full Sonichu Library

 

[AnOminous]

It’s directed verdict

A directed verdict would have happened already, before deliberations. If it happens afterwards, it's a judgment notwithstanding the verdict. The general result is identical, though. The defense has to have moved for a directed verdict at the close of the prosecution's case to move for a JNOV after the verdict, though.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

As a non-clapistani, how does the jury thing actually work?
Do the jurors take residence in like a hotel throughout the time they attend the trial or do they stay at home (ie: is there any measure to prevent them from learning what's going on outside)?
If they are not present when Judge Baldy Badass chews out ScumBinger, they'd learn about it the moment they come home, so there'd be no reason to even send them out whatsoever.

Also, I thought the jurors started going in the backroom right after closing statements, is that correct?

 

[Puff]

Looks like my hope that the Jury already decided and just wanted free pizza may have been wrong.

Pizza is too shitty. They're holding out for Asian takeout.

 

[Pork Packer]

Personally I am of the opinion that if he is found innocent, what someone said a while back in the thread about "the federal gubmint swooping in to immidiately arrest him to be tried federally" as was said to be planned for chauvin had he been acquitted will happen because of how doggedly the democrat linked media and tech and activist sprawl are clinging to this shit.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

He was in for a decade. I imagine he got some leniency for still being relatively young (though I think he was over 18 still) and once in they probably just put him in protective custody where he proceeded to act like the overcompensating raging manlet that he is so that even the other chomos would think he was too much trouble to deal with.

He caused a lot of issues in prison and they still let him walk.

 

[Billy Beer]

I do not understand the "in skyrim" or "in minecraft" shit.
People... are aware that it won't save you from jack shit, right?

I don't get it either, it was just something people here said do for some reason or another.

As if my post wasn't stupid enough to obviously be not reality. But just for shits and giggles, obviously I'm joking. I don't want people mowed down with a minigun.

 

[Evilronald]

If kyle is innocent on all charges and a riot happens outside the courthouse, i want him to pull out a minigun and go mental and unload like Mac in Predator, excpet the trees are the crowd.

Then the Judge puts on a helmet and grabs a big gun from under his desk and says "Time for this judge to hand out some Dread"

in skyrim.

It’s the perfect start to the next film in his trilogy. Have Binger be the bad guy.