Pizza Time!

[Least Concern]

someone should make a seperate thread on just pizza alone

https://kiwifarms.st/search/1081064...=1&c[nodes][0]=76&c[title_only]=1&o=relevance

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

pineapple on a bbq chicken pizza is god tier

Not the baked in bbq sauce just spiral that shit around in circles on top. FUCK. I'm so hungry right now there's a dominos 4 blocks away but I broke until Friday.

 

[Bongocat]

https://kiwifarms.st/search/1081064...=1&c[nodes][0]=76&c[title_only]=1&o=relevance

I very horribly misread "pizza post child nodes"

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Have you all ever considered making your own pizza? Making dough isn’t that difficult. You only knead (hehe) a few days to let it set if you don’t have any mixers. Making your own sauce is also very rewarding, and surprisingly easy to do.

Buy a pizza stone. Doesn’t have to be expensive. Preheat your oven to about 500. Get yourself a decent pizza peel, coat it with some flour, shape your dough on it, and lather it up with whatever you want. Slide that bad boy off of the peel and onto the stone for a good 7 or so minutes, or until the crust is done to your liking. Use some tongs to pull it out of the oven, then enjoy!

The problem with baking your own pizza is that usually the mindset that makes you crave pizza is also the one that makes you rather sit on your ass and watch tv.

 

[L50LasPak]

 

[Bumbling Fat Moron]

pizza time

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Obligatory.
Now, to start a quick discussion: What was the worse pizza you've had in your life? What did you not like? What could have made it tolerable?


And remember: No Pineapple Faggots allowed.

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

 

[rage against modernity]

Give me deep dish Chicago style pizza pies with sausage, bacon, mushrooms, several blends of cheeses, stuff crust, chunky tomato sauce, whole grain bread, garlic sprinkled on top with no salami or give me death!

 

[BradCarter]

Any updates on the Rittenhouse trial?

 

[rage against modernity]

Any updates on the Rittenhouse trial?

Several jurors were dissatisfied with the chicken wings provided by the court, they specifically requested boneless wings and the hottest sauce, honey barbeque is not in fact hot and the jury is currently arguing over what to get for dinner. Currently half want calzones while the other wants Chinese takeout, one juror refused to eat the salad from the pizzeria arguing that the lettuce was warm and drenched in ranch.

 

[Least Concern]

Several jurors were dissatisfied with the chicken wings provided by the court, they specifically requested boneless wings and the hottest sauce, honey barbeque is not in fact hot and the jury is currently arguing over what to get for dinner. Currently half want calzones while the other wants Chinese takeout, one juror refused to eat the salad from the pizzeria arguing that the lettuce was warm and drenched in ranch.

Thanks for the update. Any news on the soda situation? I heard that the root beer advocates were holding strong in the face of overwhelming Diet Coke support but had opened pathways for negotiation.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Why am I subscribed to this thread? None of my posts are here and I didn't voluntarily watch it.

 

[BradCarter]

Why am I subscribed to this thread? None of my posts are here and I didn't voluntarily watch it.

It's essential information

 

[rage against modernity]

Thanks for the update. Any news on the soda situation? I heard that the root beer advocates were holding strong in the face of overwhelming Diet Coke support but had opened pathways for negotiation.

The soda situation is looking grim, juror Betty Hannoldson says she will not compromise on diet A&W root beer despite the fact such drink does not exist, juror Keven Urnhurst got into a verbal altercation with juror Joe Perez after saying only fat people drink diet soda. Currently the catering bill is in the 10s of thousands. One juror has gone into diabetic shock.

 

[discombobulate]

Give me deep dish Chicago style pizza pies with sausage, bacon, mushrooms, several blends of cheeses, stuff crust, chunky tomato sauce, whole grain bread, garlic sprinkled on top with no salami or give me death!

I don't know how people convince themselves that shit tastes good. Deep-dish is a desperate scam because Chicago has nothing else to offer.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Last time I ate Pizzs Hut puzza, I got food poisoning.

Marco's pizza is good.

Kmart pizza will always have a place in my heart. RIP Kmart. I found a gas station that makes pizza near me and it tastes like Kmart.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Pizza Hut is obviously garbage pizza edible but mostly cardboard, Dominos is just kinda average and Papa johns is way too doughy, also their wings and breadsticks have always been pretty great.

Nah, I know it’s an obvious choice but the best pizza will always be New York Pizza, always massive, amazing dough and sauce, tons of great toppings and always delicious, can’t be beat.

 

[Least Concern]

Detroit gang gang. Gimme a rectangle with the sauce on top dawg. Only good thing to come out of Detroit in decades.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yummy yummy yummy pizza.

 

[XYZpdq]

if you know the good Local Pizza Joint then yeah that's great
but for every good one there's a dozen shitholes that are basically just fronts for money laundering or witness protection
my main jams are "frozen pizza on sale (maybe with extra crap I add)" or "half-price papa johns"

also Mellow Mushroom has been pretty good any time I've tried them but they're kinda far, it's been random luck I was near one