11/13/2021 "Help Ethan Ralph Fight to See His Son" - Ethan Ralph is using a Christian crowdfunding site to try and raise $10,000 for a paternity test.

[Jack Awful]

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Worth noting that the earliest archive of the fundraiser does NOT have the part about running a red light.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

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SQL injection? Nigga we had a brave autist press his Enter key for a minute. There was a million shares in roughly ~3 hours. That's 5.5k calls per minute, which is not nothing, but all that shitty counter has to do is send a one line update that should be processed instantly. Or even better, don't be a retard like me and either do it siteside or introduce message tiering, relegating this crap to a lower tier service that will be always secondary to business processes, so that if there are some absolute retards asleep on their keyboards your shit won't burn down.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Ralph should really thank everyone who's ever alogged him.
Without that he'd never be able to feel important enough for the entire world to be against him, and he wouldn't know what to do with himself.
I think if he was honest with himself, which he never is, he'd admit internally that he'd rather have a thousand alogs laughing at him than to ever end up like his dad, completely forgotten and immaterial to the rest of humanity.

 

[Sam Losco]

SQL injection? Nigga we had a brave autist press his Enter key for a minute. There was a million shares in roughly ~3 hours. That's 5.5k calls per minute, which is not nothing, but all that shitty counter has to do is send a one line update that should be processed instantly. Or even better, don't be an exceptional individual like me and either do it siteside or introduce message tiering, relegating this crap to a lower tier service that will be always secondary to business processes, so that if there are some absolute retards asleep on their keyboards your shit won't burn down.

SQL injection is the only hacking buzz word computer scientist Gator could think of.
He probably doesn't actually know what that means.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Username: ethanralph"require password = 0

Username: Gaytorr"ethanralph.BAC=0.22

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Off course Matt Jarbo must help the poor GUNT out aswell with some prayers ^^ !
In the vain of Jesus Christ you must LOVE your enemies...
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Even jarbo gets to see his kid free and clear lmao

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

There’s a literal archive, right here, full of gross things ralph has uttered just in the last year or so. Surely a kiwi would have found something more suitable for the ebegging hack than a throwaway reference to his latest traffic violation.
Do better ralph. Look at the multitudes of prayers left on your scam fund site if you need inspiration for the next ‘hack’.

 

[MeltyTW]

To show paypigs he’s being attacked and they must come to his defense by giving him mo money. It’s his narrative, show your loyalty and support to Ralphamale in his epic battle. He’s got the brain of a redneck amoeba, so almost everything he does is just imitates a WWF plot.

fucking brilliant! donate this hacked campaign while people are still fucking with you from the three other site hacks, genius

SQL injection? Nigga we had a brave autist press his Enter key for a minute. There was a million shares in roughly ~3 hours. That's 5.5k calls per minute, which is not nothing, but all that shitty counter has to do is send a one line update that should be processed instantly. Or even better, don't be an exceptional individual like me and either do it siteside or introduce message tiering, relegating this crap to a lower tier service that will be always secondary to business processes, so that if there are some absolute retards asleep on their keyboards your shit won't burn down.

tbf knowing the quality of the sites gunts been relegated to it wouldnt surprise me if inspect element or control f made the servers explode in a ball of fire or something killing almost as many pajeets as ralph driving back to the fatty steak shack for his ninth meal.

There’s a literal archive, right here, full of gross things ralph has uttered just in the last year or so. Surely a kiwi would have found something more suitable for the ebegging hack than a throwaway reference to his latest traffic violation.
Do better ralph. Look at the multitudes of prayers left on your scam fund site if you need inspiration for the next ‘hack’.

ralph needs to false flag but he cant handle being a mockery, really telling this light barb that would be something he pretended was absolutely nothing back then is now the highest insult hell give himself even to own his biggest lover/rival. hell think of just how many people are on his shit list by that standard with piggy seething and stewing making notes to snake on them when he gets the chance to excuse himself running a "funny" story on them and sicking his fanbase when he got big time hollywood levels lol.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I'm not sure fellas, on the one hand if this was a member of the KiwiFarms elite special Cyber operations discord group I would have expected there to be more defacement of the page. Plus, why hasn't Ralf changed it back?

That being said, although you can identify a few of his poor writing technique in the text - it's of a far higher quality than anything I have seen Ralf put out in terms of writing quality.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph should really thank everyone who's ever alogged him.
Without that he'd never be able to feel important enough for the entire world to be against him, and he wouldn't know what to do with himself.
I think if he was honest with himself, which he never is, he'd admit internally that he'd rather have a thousand alogs laughing at him than to ever end up like his dad, completely forgotten and immaterial to the rest of humanity.

Ronnie at least didn’t leave an easily and extensively documented record of his shame and stupidity for the world to laugh at and haunt his offspring. The same can’t be said for any of Ethan Ralph’s bastards. At least they won’t have his surname and that can give them plausible deniability and makes washing their hands of him a lot easier.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Here's the problem:

Even if Ralph did not run a red light, he still did not have the green arrow (n. the DC superhero), I'm assuming he had a yellow blinking light that means "hey, let the people in the oncoming lane have the right of way; you can turn when there's a LOT of space between them or there's no more coming" but in any case Ralph is the driver who was ticketed, therefore I believe Ralph is the driver at fault in the eyes of insurance and any other court proceedings, like if the person(s) who had to go to the hospital decide to sue.

I think Ralph totally ran a red light. Chances are he was in the turn only lane, had the green arrow and it turned to a red arrow by the time he actually got to the intersection. Knowing Ralph he was like "fuck you light, turning red just as I get here" and proceeds to turn left anyway. Meanwhile, Johnny Rightofway comes at the speed limit, not bothering to slow because he had the green, only to be cut off by a stuffed pig in a Nissan.

 

[AltisticRight]

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"Injecting SQL"?
What is this imbecilic reptilian catemite babbling on about? The only injection Gator ever had was the J&J vaccine he drove 2 hours for and his reptilian seed injected into various body pillows.

If a crowd funding site is susceptible to SQL Injection, they need to be on the line of fires to fix the exploits. Sites like these hold financial information, not that they are secure because each donation is broadcasted on the front page, email and name dox. I'm sure that $10 from Johndoe@flatearth.org will help some land whale "Pfizer whistleblower" who doesn't know the difference between cell lines and foetal tissue.

I am honestly expecting something far simpler, if it were hacked -- instead of Ralph faking everything like Brianna Wu which is definitely the case here. It'll likely be an HTML vulnerability, as astoundingly stupid as that may sound. I have seen websites being exploited with something as simple as inspect element. Changing some code and then hitting a "submit" button will actually alter the website, some "Devs" are just that incompetent.

So which laws were broken by an autoclicker again?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

"Injecting SQL"?

What is this imbecilic reptilian catemite babbling on about? The only injection Gator ever had was the J&J vaccine he drove 2 hours for and his reptilian seed injected into various body pillows.

If a crowd funding site is susceptible to SQL Injection, they need to be on the line of fires to fix the exploits. Sites like these hold financial information, not that they are secure because each donation is broadcasted on the front page, email and name dox. I'm sure that $10 from Johndoe@flatearth.org will help some land whale "Pfizer whistleblower" who doesn't know the difference between cell lines and foetal tissue.

I am honestly expecting something far simpler, if it were hacked -- instead of Ralph faking everything like Brianna Wu which is definitely the case here. It'll likely be an HTML vulnerability, as astoundingly stupid as that may sound. I have seen websites being exploited with something as simple as inspect element. Changing some code and then hitting a "submit" button will actually alter the website, some "Devs" are just that incompetent.

So which laws were broken by an autoclicker again?

Also everything ralph touches turns to shit.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

"Injecting SQL"?
What is this imbecilic reptilian catemite babbling on about? The only injection Gator ever had was the J&J vaccine he drove 2 hours for and his reptilian seed injected into various body pillows.

If a crowd funding site is susceptible to SQL Injection, they need to be on the line of fires to fix the exploits. Sites like these hold financial information, not that they are secure because each donation is broadcasted on the front page, email and name dox. I'm sure that $10 from Johndoe@flatearth.org will help some land whale "Pfizer whistleblower" who doesn't know the difference between cell lines and foetal tissue.

I am honestly expecting something far simpler, if it were hacked -- instead of Ralph faking everything like Brianna Wu which is definitely the case here. It'll likely be an HTML vulnerability, as astoundingly stupid as that may sound. I have seen websites being exploited with something as simple as inspect element. Changing some code and then hitting a "submit" button will actually alter the website, some "Devs" are just that incompetent.

So which laws were broken by an autoclicker again?

I was trying to inject LUA and PHP into this site and got nowhere. God damn, taking the L again.

 

[Beavis]

The share button has been fixed crisiskang!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Ronnie at least didn’t leave an easily and extensively documented record of his shame and stupidity for the world to laugh at and haunt his offspring. The same can’t be said for any of Ethan Ralph’s bastards. At least they won’t have his surname and that can give them plausible deniability and makes washing their hands of him a lot easier.

Vickers ain’t helping that out a sliver, his future classmates will just make fun of Xander for how stupid his maternal grandparents are

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Vickers ain’t helping that out a sliver, his future classmates will just make fun of Xander for how stupid his maternal grandparents are

Its weird how people here think teenagers of the future will be diligent autists deeply invested in the behavior of their peer’s grandparents. Unless Vickers kills a bunch of people in 2034 or pulls off a spectacular gold heist I doubt any of Xander’s peers will give a fuck.

Jokes about the Gunt will probably still be around, but none of the kids will know the horrible origin story.

 

[Polyboros2]

The share button has been fixed crisiskang!

If you click the share button, click print poster, close the tab it opens, you can spam clicking print poster as much as you like with out it opening a new tab and adding to the count.

A more neghole pozzing person could probably set up an autoclicker to get that counter flying.

 

[Beavis]

50k new shares in the last 30 minutes crisiskang!

 

[Polyboros2]

50k new shares in the last 30 minutes crisiskang!

lol almost 200k since I discovered this.