DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King Nutsack]

god, I remember when he revealed the Nazi hat and everyone here had a field day laughing their asses off, making photoshops, all that jazz. Some people, myself included, thought there was no way he was going to keep that hat around after everyone made fun of him for it, but yet..........

Now he just wears it all the time and it's just been accepted as normal for him. Surreal.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Now he just wears it all the time and it's just been accepted as normal for him. Surreal.

Give it some time. If it's on the poll every day, then he'll be wearing it every day. It won't be long until he retires it behind the paywall on SF streams only.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

That's one puzzle I can't figure out, why he doesn't seek any hobbies besides gacha, gin, wrestling, and ranting about shit that makes it obvious how deliberately small his world is. Food doesn't count, because he doesn't cook it, he just genuinely likes it and therefore doesn't get pissy when asked about it, unlike the things he's supposed to be doing a better job of pretending to be into, like video games.

Phil is terrified of going outside and people in general. He made this bed by being a shitheel online, so wah wah. Phil really doesn't have time for much more in his life. He streams 50 hours per week, plays Champions at least 20 hours per week to keep up in these grinding events, and probably other mobile games to waste more time. Then he's drunk most nights and in a stupor posting dumb shit on Twitter.

So whats the current of theory of why Phil doesnt blow up at derich?
the only thing he does is derail the stream

It's hard to understand what made Sidella and Derich the top dentheads that Phil pays attention to while nobody else does. Rob Warren doesn't get this treatment, among others who are obviously special needs. As you say, everything Derich does is based on him getting attention. My best guess is that Derich and Sidella are also bullied a fair amount for their spergy behavior, which makes Phil With The Oddly Shaped Head relate to them.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

It's hard to understand what made Sidella and Derich the top dentheads that Phil pays attention to while nobody else does. Rob Warren doesn't get this treatment, among others who are obviously special needs. As you say, everything Derich does is based on him getting attention. My best guess is that Derich and Sidella are also bullied a fair amount for their spergy behavior, which makes Phil With The Oddly Shaped Head relate to them.

Or maybe Phil only responds to Derich because he knows if he doesn't, then he won't shut up. So either Phil responds or people start complaining about the spam?

 

[Pargon]

It is incredibly petty to say but basically all I really come here for is out of the increasingly vain hope that I will encounter irrefutable proof that Phil is exactly as miserable as he ought to be.

I’m not sure I want to live much longer in a world where so many people actually suffer despite their best efforts and skill while Phil pretends to do so and gets carried on the backs of retards and ironic dipshits. And yeah I’m sure that’s something they’ll lol about hearing but honestly I’m so far beyond giving a shit that it doesn’t matter.

I’d say it’s time for another break but to tell the truth I don’t have much else.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Ortsnay]

It is incredibly petty to say but basically all I really come here for is out of the increasingly vain hope that I will encounter irrefutable proof that Phil is exactly as miserable as he ought to be.

I’m not sure I want to live much longer in a world where so many people actually suffer despite their best efforts and skill while Phil pretends to do so and gets carried on the backs of retards and ironic dipshits. And yeah I’m sure that’s something they’ll lol about hearing but honestly I’m so far beyond giving a shit that it doesn’t matter.

I’d say it’s time for another break but to tell the truth I don’t have much else.

We already have the proof my guy. Look at how fast he's balding, how his skin becomes more and more pastie by the day, how his anger and jealousy becomes more apparent with each weining of the sun, look at how much he's into his addictions, or the millions he's squandered over super hot sweaty JPEG muscles, look at how his paranoia is to the point he thinks mailmen are stealing from him.

Philbert is miserable. Deep down he knows this and he can only show this vicariously through actions because his ego won't allow him to admit it.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I forgot how much I hate modern Phil and his GTA streams that he thinks are gods gift to everyone. Driving around trying to sing songs while his ironic fans constantly ask him questions pennies at a time as he pauses the game, every. 2. minutes. Somehow having the music made these worst.

Knew prestream felt a little suspect when he mentioned how much people love his GTA streams and turns out he gettin flicked quarters at him while being the most boring potato possible. I will just go watch an old as TIHYDP over this if I get the itch.

 

[Pargon]

We already have the proof my guy. Look at how fast he's balding, how his skin becomes more and more pastie by the day, how his anger and jealousy becomes more apparent with each weining of the sun, look at how much he's into his addictions, or the millions he's squandered over super hot sweaty JPEG muscles, look at how his paranoia is to the point he thinks mailmen are stealing from him.

Philbert is miserable. Deep down he knows this and he can only show this vicariously through actions because his ego won't allow him to admit it.

I’m not trying to start shit but I don’t care about any of that. Phil gets to drop $200 a week on groceries and act like he’s freezing during the winter when hundreds of thousands in this country alone can’t keep the lights in or their kids fed or their spouses out of the hospital in the middle of a pandemic. He represents an illness of the world that will never go away and I’ve tied him inexorably to it in my head and even knowing that he’s one person and a symptom rather than a cause I want a dozen homeless from Seattle to kick down his door and evict his ass.

None of this will happen. Even if it did it would be a drop in the bucket. And I’m making myself more insane coming here hoping the universe will come it its senses.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I’m not trying to start shit but I don’t care about any of that. Phil gets to drop $200 a week on groceries and act like he’s freezing during the winter when hundreds of thousands in this country alone can’t keep the lights in or their kids fed or their spouses out of the hospital in the middle of a pandemic. He represents an illness of the world that will never go away and I’ve tied him inexorably to it in my head and even knowing that he’s one person and a symptom rather than a cause I want a dozen homeless from Seattle to kick down his door and evict his ass.

None of this will happen. Even if it did it would be a drop in the bucket. And I’m making myself more insane coming here hoping the universe will come it its senses.

I feel what you're saying and I agree with you - but ultimately there's nothing you can do about any of it. The world is a shitty place to exist in, so you have to take what you can and make the most of it. Including laughing at the likes of PPB who deserve it and find some solice that atleast you're a better person than them (I assume?).

If you need a break, then take a break, but realise that the problems you're describing are much bigger than you and they won't go away whether you're posting on KF or not. We're at a point now where nothing can be done, so it's better to just not pay too much attention to it all (for the sake of your own sanity) and to live the best life you can. You only get one, afterall.

Edit: Personally, I avoid 99% of the other boards on here because they make me feel the exact way that you feel. Only involve yourself in things that have a positive effect (in a non-DSP way) on your life. It's your choice to make.

 

[Organized Derailment]

I just watched the video of Phil critiquing the work ethic of the "uncertified" Amazon delivery driver. How does a man who hasn't had a real job in over a decade have the audacity to shit on someone trying to make an honest living.

Going full Karen and creating some elaborate back story that involved an Amazon driver STEALING PHIL'S TOY for his child instead, unreal. The driver couldn't have just forgotten to drop the package off or misplaced it, no he had to steal it from Phil because his child also gets really nasty ear infections and needs the accessible gaming headset. He didn't even buy the fucking thing, it was gifted from a fan and he still acts like a Karen with amazon support.

The most entitled, greedy, lazy piece of shit on Youtube. Mostly I like to just laugh at the antics and memes but for whatever reason his headset story just pisses me off.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

god, I remember when he revealed the Nazi hat and everyone here had a field day laughing their asses off, making photoshops, all that jazz. Some people, myself included, thought there was no way he was going to keep that hat around after everyone made fun of him for it, but yet..........

Now he just wears it all the time and it's just been accepted as normal for him. Surreal.

It's because he chose it, and therefore it is not allowed to just go in the trash like he wanted to do with the platinum vest. The memes just made even MORE insistent on "winning" that one.

It is incredibly petty to say but basically all I really come here for is out of the increasingly vain hope that I will encounter irrefutable proof that Phil is exactly as miserable as he ought to be.

Ought to be? You mean, the kind of suffering he doesn't know shit about? I can understand your frustration there, he is a spoiled shit who exaggerates everything because his life has been cushier than he's capable of understanding or appreciating.

As for misery by Phil's standards, well, look at how much he drinks his pain away. No one does that unless they feel awful all the time. I don't care WHY he does it, we'll never know because he's taking that explanation to the grave anyway, guarantee it, but he surely does it to drown his sorrows. Ain't nobody anywhere trading their situation for an addiction to alcohol. Even Jenna would rather be hooked on weed and whoring than booze.

I just watched the video of Phil critiquing the work ethic of the "uncertified" Amazon delivery driver. How does a man who hasn't had a real job in over a decade have the audacity to shit on someone trying to make an honest living.

His lack of empathy would concern me a lot more if he wasn't (thankfully) such a coward that he could get punked out by an 11 year old girl.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream status:

Total tip: $212

Top tip: $129 (GutsManGuy)

Members: 288

Instead of OIC, Kevin Burstein is now mocking OMM

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

Instead of OIC, Kevin Burstein is now mocking OMM

Lmao does this paypig cuck think he's cooler than his fellow paypig cucks? Unbelievable lunacy.

 

[General Tug Boat]

This latest rant was unhinged. Just sickening to listen to. This manchild has lost his fucking faculties and the various paranoid trains of thought that permeated his gouty brain as he desperately tried to locate his new toy made me legitimately disgusted with this guy (even more than I thought was possible).

I always believed that there’s a special place in hell for people who abuse/ look down upon minimum wage and working class people. It’s a shitty situation to be stuck in, often driven by the external conditions of someone’s life that are often out of their control. Nobody wakes up and realizes that their life calling is to be stocking shelved at Walmart at a minimum wage rate and just under 30 hours so they don’t qualify for benefits. Such situations are made even worse when people like DSP sneer and look down upon these losers for daring to inconvenience their oh-so-important lives. It’s even worse when you think that his wife is one of those subhuman pieces of shit and yesterday’s rant should make you think twice about how he truly feels about what his wife does.

I say it regularly on these forums but as social animals, there can be nothing more detrimental for someone’s mental health than voluntary seclusion away from other human beings to get lost into technological illusions. Video games are a fun hobby to be appreciated in moderation but when they start consuming your social life and become a type of job, replacing your only outlet for socializing by reading static text splattered across a chat room, your mental health is going to suffer massively.

Remember that DSP sits in a dusty and musty office 6 times a week for hours on ends talking to himself or into a microphone while never hearing another person’s voice or feeling another person’s touch. He does this 26-27 days out of the month.

His paranoia increases every year almost linearly where a potentially lost package has to equate with the driver trying to fuck him over because he wanted to deprive Phil of his shitty little toy.

This dude is headed for an epic public meltdown in the long-term. He’s fucking losing it at a slow but steady pace.

Phil reminds me of this one guy that I know from growing up that I recently ended up getting back in to contact with. Dude shuts himself on the house all day and has no contact with other humans outside of video games. The guy complains of anxiety issues despite that he probably has them because he is coped up in the house not leaving for fort all day. It's incredibly bad for someones state of mind being shut in like that, you need to have regular contact with people. Hence why people have activities and outings, along with a job that gets them outside in the world with normal people.

Humans are social animals and need to be around other humans, interacting to some degree. Phil reminds me very much of this guy, who gets so shit faced and becomes such a try hard when talking to him, that he is simply at times unbearable to talk to. Just because of that entire reason, it's the whole analogy of using it or losing it, especially in the sense of socialization. Considering Phil at a time before his YouTube days, even despite how cringe, some what seemed a bit more normal because he would still get out and engage in regular activities. He spent the last decade completely isolated from the outside world, based on his own choosing. He has only gotten a lot worse since Panda ended up leaving the Pig to willow in gin and gotcha.

Phil is at the point of no return totally, he is a complete shut in alcoholic that is on a continuous downward spiral. These people only feed on the pity of others and only look for people to enable their shitty behavior. He has no friends in this world outside or wheelchairs and trolls that toss him scrap change to make a fucking fool of himself for everyone's amusement. Internally he knows this to be the case, but is too much or a narcissist to ever actually make an actual change to it. Year over year he will begin to lose more and more momentum until his health strikes back, because of his completely unsanitary life style.

All of his issues are of his own creation and the deeper I get into the lore of more of a glutton he becomes. Despite being a wagey myself, I am hell of a lot happier, even if a guy like Phil wants to try to ruin my day, because at least when I get home and hang up the jacket I know that I did something with my day. Phil will never have the satisfaction of the simple things in life. Hence he drowns himself in gin and grease.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

He has no friends in this world outside or wheelchairs and trolls that toss him scrap change to make a fucking fool of himself for everyone's amusement.

Never forget:

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Mostly I like to just laugh at the antics and memes but for whatever reason his headset story just pisses me off.

Because it's clearly Phil projecting his own priorities to a total stranger. The headphones are valuable to him, that means they're a fucking treasure that someone would shit themselves if they knew they had a shot at getting.
Phil speaking and thinking for other people is one of the most insufferable aspects about him and definitely played a part in getting Rambo and his other friends to move on from him.

 

[Alt+F4]

my favorite part about the Amazon Driver Story is that in the beginning he said that there are cameras all over the block, then he makes a conspiracy theory and says there is no way to prove it. So which is it Phil are there cameras or not.

 

[hundredthousand]

Lmao does this paypig cuck think he's cooler than his fellow paypig cucks? Unbelievable lunacy.

It's just another person desperate for attention, positive or negative. If it's not oic's alt, it's just some faggot who is doing the same thing as he was.

 

[Draventren]

I fucking love when we get stories like the neck-headset delivery. They're such nice looks into his psyche. If we take what he talked about, only two things could have happened: the package was delivered on time, or it wasn't. Either he actually did what he said he did, or he's lying. Regardless, it paints such a lovely picture for us.

Phil came on stream to brag that he was able to effectively bully a "moron" or a "thief" into returning his headset. The way he presented the story to us tells me he thinks what he did was appropriate. More importantly, he thinks what he did is going to get him asspats from his crowd for being some sort of cool dude who doesn't take anyone's shit, when in reality it makes him look like a Karen. Either situation has so many potential connotations, but at the core of it you can smell the entitlement inherent to his very fucking being.