Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

What are the chances this fat sack of shit has already called down to the nearest McD’s to try and find out if there’s a limit on this deal?
I can easily envision the first, than probably a second person/manager not knowing the answer … just imagine how that conversation would go

What's that classic phrase? Ah, yes. I take things that happened already yesterday for 400, Alex.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

I think this is the exact match https://m.aliexpress.com/item/4001043002317.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail

$73 for some cheap made in China shit. Jack is truly exceptional. They do carry the brand 'cate maker' on Amazon so it's possible mushbran bought them there and Amazon pulled them.
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lmao that whole page screams "Chinese scam".

The randomly-inserted Italian flag as a mark of quality is giving me some real Richard from England vibes.

If Jack actually bought this stuff for anything approaching the price listed, regardless of whether the particular swindle site he fell for was a lot more subtle than what's pictured here, then he really is a drooling mongoloid. You could find better quality cookware at your local hardware store for a third of the cost.

 

[Fatty2988]

lmao that whole page screams "Chinese scam".

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The randomly-inserted Italian flag as a mark of quality is giving me some real Richard from England vibes.

If Jack actually bought this stuff for anything approaching the price listed, regardless of whether the particular swindle site he fell for was a lot more subtle than what's pictured here, then he really is a drooling mongoloid. You could find better quality cookware at your local hardware store for a third of the cost

I thought the Italian flag bit was hilarious too. The horrible photoshopping is also laughable. If you go to their actual site they say the company 'originated' in Italy, but the entire site is in Chinese. Tammy really needs to rein the fat retard in on his purchasing habits.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Aaway]

get in here dislike bros!

 

[boxybum]

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The way he is going on about this cooker makes me think that they sponsored him but he doesn't say in the video that he was sponsored by barbechef. Isn't there a YouTube rule where you MUST let people know at the beginning when you are about to shill some sponsored crap? He just says "more and more products are coming to the show." I hate when he tries to trick us like this.

 

[TurdFondler]

Woah! He made chicken that looks edible.

Whoever came up with that rotisserie thing made it mongoloid proof.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

"It's Barbie-chef, I'll give you the link down below!"



Gotta pro-tip for you Jack; if you're attempting to achieve a legitimate sponsorship through product reviews, try to pronounce the name of the company correctly. That's a good start. I know it can be difficult with the strokes and whatnot so let's practice real slow. Barrrr-buh-chef. Not Barbie. Barrrrrrrrrrrrr-buh-chef.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Indoor Grill Graveyard Update:

#	Name
1	Indoor/Outdoor Smokeless Grill - KCZAZY
2	Tenergy Smokeless Redi Grill
3	Phillips Smokeless Indoor Grill
4	George Foreman Indoor/Outdoor Grill Review
5	Tfal OptiGrill
6	Kenyon City Grill (?)
7	Greecho Grill
8	Barbechef: A Smart Cook System that Grills Indoor

 

[Lenzperkins]

The way he is going on about this cooker makes me think that they sponsored him but he doesn't say in the video that he was sponsored by barbechef. Isn't there a YouTube rule where you MUST let people know at the beginning when you are about to shill some sponsored crap? He just says "more and more products are coming to the show." I hate when he tries to trick us like this.

Holy shit, the cocksucker trusses the chicken before seasoning it. Look at that poor chicken after he seasons it. LMAO.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Holy shit, the cocksucker trusses the chicken before seasoning it. Look at that poor chicken after he seasons it. LMAO.
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He didn’t truss shit. That was all Tammy.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

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Chicken Rub
https://store.tomdouglas.com/Rub-with-Love/Rubs/Chicken-Rub/

I wonder how many teaspoons that was, but I want to say around 1000 mg of salt was used. Also, first ingredient is brown sugar. No wonder he likes it.

 

[densedance]

Not gonna lie, the first thing he ever did that actually looked not bad. But one thing bothered me still, why didn't eh took that off? It's the first thing we learned in school.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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I don't have much experiencing grilling, so I might be talking out my ass. But what is the point of a device like this? Why would you need something like this instead of just using your oven or stovetop?

Is this just some meme product only people like Jack buy?

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Holy shit, the cocksucker trusses the chicken before seasoning it. Look at that poor chicken after he seasons it. LMAO.
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I glanced at the bottom pic and thought that was after he cooked it. Lord almighty, he seasoned the fuck outta that bird.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

I don't have much experiencing grilling, so I might be talking out my ass. But what is the point of a device like this? Why would you need something like this instead of just using your oven or stovetop?

Is this just some meme product only people like Jack buy?

It's for those who don't have space for a grill and want to grill, like the George Foreman grill that Rob used.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

The 'cutting' and tasting sequence in the rotisserie chicken video is beautiful. Jack drunkenly fumbling with the chicken and sucking his fingers as loudly as possible. Knocking the tray around with his dead arm. Picking up the knife with his good hand. Immediate fade to next shot where he just pulled a leg off the chicken. Clean knife laying there so he didn't even try to use it. Sucks fingers. And again. Modest bite, chew the cud, stare at ceiling. "Wow".

 

[p1138]

Calling Jack a "cook" is a slap in the face for any hard worker behind or on the line. Regardless if he had a years long apprenticeship behind or got hit skills by working or getting it from the Chef directly. Jack would be the perfect candidate to get Mobbed the shit out of in the kitchen.
I know this industry is toxic as fuck & Corona didn't change it, but at least it turns sometimes on the right people.

Fine, instead of cook "occasional burner of food, server of the raw"

I said this before, but what really makes people hate Jack isn't merely the fact that he is such a terrible person. It is the fact that he has received so many different opportunities for success as well as second chances at life while being such a terrible person.

Jack has received so much that other people would kill for, and he has done absolutely nothing but make his life worse.

Strokes actually can impair your sense of smell and taste in a number of different ways. Considering it was recently pointed he might have had an undiagnosed stroke back in 2009, it isn't out of the realm possibility he was dealing with the side effects before his YouTube career.

I would say another factor in his loss of taste is just how much crap he is consuming. Overconsumption of things like sugar especially will dull out your taste buds. I remember dieting once for quite a few weeks and then treating myself to a coke one night. It was one of the sweetest tasting things I have ever had.

Was it 2009 he supposedly had that stroke he didn't do anything about? I thought it was later on. Sure, maybe but his channel pre-dates that and his cooking was shit then too although I suppose his 2007-08 videos were significantly better than the crap he's been doing since.

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For fucks sake, you can hear him sucking the chicken drippings off of his fat fingers and then immediately handling the chicken...

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Was it 2009 he supposedly had that stroke he didn't do anything about? I thought it was later on. Sure, maybe but his channel pre-dates that and his cooking was shit then too although I suppose his 2007-08 videos were significantly better than the crap he's been doing since.

That was, based on the collective doctor known as Kiwifarms, a ministroke as Jack did not appear to suffer any cognitive or physical problems after it, which is common with ministrokes, hence the name. If he had a full stroke, Jack certainly wouldn't have been able to Karen it up and leave.

What they are though is a warning that your body is going to send something worse your way if you don't fix things.

So yeah, chances are he didn't suffer any cognitive issues from it...Jack has always been a bit of a dim bulb, just his two full strokes dulled the light a bit more.

 

[wdymbro]

Why is he so afraid to rub on a fucking rub in every video he uses one on? Is he trying to show us he's not gay for the chicken? Or is he just so fucking stupid he thinks rubs are meant to dump half the jar on the meat? His blood must be 90% salt and sugar at this point, granting him super fat powers.