Luckily I'm neither mean enough nor kind enough to attract Mel.
Ouch. That hurts, Illuminati. You really think I'm being mean by pulling her strings just a little bit? Believe me, this is just a little bit. She's never met me, she just fantasizes about me now. I'm not a monster, I promise. If I were a monster I'd get her to
willingly suck my cock in front of marshall. I know just how to do that from here, I certainly do. If you'd like, I could show you my brief outline or plan (that I've just come up with since mentioning it to you, like just now, this isn't something that I've thought at all about before writing that sentence and a very solid idea has already popped into my head) and you can judge it. I know she wishes she could gently nurse my cock in her mouth and really take her time with it. She wonders just how hard it is. Guys aren't really the same when it comes to hardness, are they? Just like they aren't the same when it comes to size and shape. I know how her mind works, I can give her all the excuses she'd ever need. My girl would probably have an issue with this though. I don't want to upset my girl because I'm not mean.
lol, that last part was my excuse for a joke.
About the "dick" versus "cock" thing. I wasn't the one that started calling my penis a cock. That was every girl I've ever dated. I just noticed one day that they, and I, only rarely refer to it as a dick, we almost always refer to it as a cock. You never really hear a woman say either of those words unless you're screwing each other. When they say something like, "I can't wait to get out of here so you can put that fucking cock in me..." and other things like that you just notice, "oh yeah, they never really call it a dick, do they? Now that I think about it, neither do I..."
I don't want to be one of those guys that's always talking about his junk, really I'm not describing it so much as explaining other people's reactions to it (more of this coming) and explaining some of the realities surrounding it. For "thread" and "justice" and entertainment purposes I feel what I'm doing is acceptable. Plus, none of you should ever know who I am, so I'm just going to stop worrying about it.
I said I was going to break them up and that's my goal. Maybe I can, maybe I can't. Seems they're stuck together so
we'll see. I'm not going to "give it my all" like most of the other things in my life get, I'm just kinda playing around with it.
We'll all get to see what happens together though, I promise you that.