DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Paladin Derich]

His hair seems to be thinning at a fast rate.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The headset fable is to make his overpriced, useless purchase seem so valuable that people would steal them to justify his spending on them.

 

[Genichiro]

I’m not trying to start shit but I don’t care about any of that. Phil gets to drop $200 a week on groceries and act like he’s freezing during the winter when hundreds of thousands in this country alone can’t keep the lights in or their kids fed or their spouses out of the hospital in the middle of a pandemic. He represents an illness of the world that will never go away and I’ve tied him inexorably to it in my head and even knowing that he’s one person and a symptom rather than a cause I want a dozen homeless from Seattle to kick down his door and evict his ass.

None of this will happen. Even if it did it would be a drop in the bucket. And I’m making myself more insane coming here hoping the universe will come it its senses.

Right, time for a short dharma post because I am terrible with long ones. No forums gets it, only KF because I like you guys and even the best of us do need a friendly hand time to time.

This is why people should aspire to do good even life unloads nothing but ill on them. Money is important in this times of woe, but forging good relations with others is priceless and timeless. Nothing beats when help comes from a stranger to you at a timely manner, Nothing. You can be poor, but having friends and being treated warmly by society is quite a life, no ?
You want the universe to become good ? Help others and encourage them to a little more selfless.

So don't be a nudnik. Nudniks like Phil won't understand this. Phil and his ilk who encourages indolence, bloated egos and simp culture are the ones who should and will, get the fire. And KF will be alive, watching this, recording this and maintaining that warning. NEVER FALL INTO LOLCOWDOM, EVER.

As for Phil, personally I think he is already in hell. I never seen a person (outside cancer treatment) going BHALD so fast that it is unreal. He names himself the IMMORTAL. He wants to believe it but deep inside it is just another escape among the the rapidly diminishing few happy places and he knows he is dying faster than any of us. He knows this and still drink gin like a horse.

King of suffering indeed. Instead of drawing pain from others, Idjit builds up pain and unleashes it into the world, and gets punched in the balls for it almost instantly. Would you like another crown, Phil ?

 

[Freshtodeath]

I just caught up with the amazon story. He said he went on to others peoples porches to look at the name on the package lmao. He did this in the pouring rain in his pajamas?

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I just caught up with the amazon story. He said he went on to others peoples porches to look at the name on the package lmao. He did this in the pouring rain in his pajamas?

He also prefaced this by saying that everyone on his street has those Ring (video) doorbells. Imagine being the poor unfortunate soul to look back on their doorbell's footage to see some gout-addled delinquent in their PJs waddle up to porch, stick a finger in his ear, sniff it and then proceed to man-handle your package.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just said that he had a stream of lost Jugdgement where there was a tipping war that led to "a ridiculous amount of money."
But this was followed by a stream where "no one contributed" and he made, like "$20 total".

1. @Piece of Peace pulled up that low Judgement stream - Phil made $31 tips and over $54 in total when superchats were added. So not remotely true.
2. Notice the semantic game. Phil gives a specific amount for the lower value, but does not give a specific amount for the higher value (which was $1100 in tips). This is intentionally done to downplay how much he made and is not remotely transparent.

He's also feeling himself after the success of the earlier stream. The military hat and gold vest are banned because he wore them earlier. Note that the reason he limited the selection of vests was that he had too many to fit on the vest poll. This is not the case with the hats - he is limiting them for no reason.

EDIT: Phil just announced his YT channel is not down on revenue at all.
But the bad news is that there was no increase in revenue.
But there was an increase in revenue because he already begged to cover the losses that didn't exist. Look at this fucking scam.

 

[Private Joker]

I just caught up with the amazon story. He said he went on to others peoples porches to look at the name on the package lmao. He did this in the pouring rain in his pajamas?

Bullshit, he never goes outside.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He's also feeling himself after the success of the earlier stream. The military hat and gold vest are banned because he wore them earlier. Note that the reason he limited the selection of vests was that he had too many to fit on the vest poll. This is not the case with the hats - he is limiting them for no reason.

He has to have that rule because the nazi hat would win every time without it.
Helps him cope and pretend that he isn't a living meme when he mostly only wears it for Street Fighter nights.

 

[NursezillaX]

Lmao does this paypig cuck think he's cooler than his fellow paypig cucks? Unbelievable lunacy.

Yeah, idk what the popular opinion is, but I know at least a few people think he's an OIC alt. I personally don't think he is. He's pretty much become the pig who rivals OIC the most for the title of biggest loser though, since the first 2 notable things I saw from him were:

1) him giving a $150 (may have been even more) tip on a Super Monkeyball stream before DSP even started playing the game, and
2) coming back after a public spanking and neutering for (rightly) calling out Dave for not fulfilling a tip goal a few days later

So, he's had the stink of being a little pissant on him from the start, and everything else that I've seen of his interactions with DSP and / or the chat since then has reinforced that and given off a vibe that further makes me think he's probably a complete tool irl.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

everything else that I've seen of his interactions with DSP and / or the chat since then has reinforced that and given off a vibe that further makes me think he's probably a complete tool irl.

Giving PPB $150+ didn't already make that explicitly clear to you? Get your eyes checked, bud.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

"I'll get those reports to you later, sir. I'm still on pre-shift for another 40 minutes, then we have to rehash my schedule for next week one more time. After that, I will take a break to eat a dry bagel in the break room and use the restroom. Then I hope you're ready for 2 hours of chill work!"

Phil would not make it in this setting. I had my boss breathing down my back and berating me for using the bathroom during my shift.

 

[Dona Morte]

I thought I would capture this lovely moment and share with you all for prosperity.
Enjoy.
(quiet your headphones)

 

[LiquidCancer]

I haven't watched for a few weeks. I watched for 30 minutes in the day, and 5 minutes of the night stream and in both he half stood up and then said "I'm decompressing my back"


new health related beg coming?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Yeah, idk what the popular opinion is, but I know at least a few people think he's an OIC alt. I personally don't think he is. He's pretty much become the pig who rivals OIC the most for the title of biggest loser though, since the first 2 notable things I saw from him were:

1) him giving a $150 (may have been even more) tip on a Super Monkeyball stream before DSP even started playing the game, and
2) coming back after a public spanking and neutering for (rightly) calling out Dave for not fulfilling a tip goal a few days later

So, he's had the stink of being a little pissant on him from the start, and everything else that I've seen of his interactions with DSP and / or the chat since then has reinforced that and given off a vibe that further makes me think he's probably a complete tool irl.

It feels like he's trying but failing at becoming the next snow karl. A lot of the things he does are clearly trolling attempts, similar to Karl, but in comparison, karl was much better at being subtle about it and pretending like he was asking an innocent question. They also both paypig to Phil to remain in the channel, but Karl used smaller amounts, while Kevin goes over the top. I think he knows Karl was popular and had just enough self awareness to recognize Karl was trying to troll, but the rest goes completely over his head.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I haven't watched for a few weeks. I watched for 30 minutes in the day, and 5 minutes of the night stream and in both he half stood up and then said "I'm decompressing my back"


new health related beg coming?

Phil is the ideal picture of men's health. How could you ever suggest he has failing health problems with his drinking problem and constant doordashing of fast food

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

Right, time for a short dharma post because I am terrible with long ones. No forums gets it, only KF because I like you guys and even the best of us do need a friendly hand time to time.

This is why people should aspire to do good even life unloads nothing but ill on them. Money is important in this times of woe, but forging good relations with others is priceless and timeless. Nothing beats when help comes from a stranger to you at a timely manner, Nothing. You can be poor, but having friends and being treated warmly by society is quite a life, no ?
You want the universe to become good ? Help others and encourage them to a little more selfless.

So don't be a nudnik. Nudniks like Phil won't understand this. Phil and his ilk who encourages indolence, bloated egos and simp culture are the ones who should and will, get the fire. And KF will be alive, watching this, recording this and maintaining that warning. NEVER FALL INTO LOLCOWDOM, EVER.

As for Phil, personally I think he is already in hell. I never seen a person (outside cancer treatment) going BHALD so fast that it is unreal. He names himself the IMMORTAL. He wants to believe it but deep inside it is just another escape among the the rapidly diminishing few happy places and he knows he is dying faster than any of us. He knows this and still drink gin like a horse.

King of suffering indeed. Instead of drawing pain from others, Idjit builds up pain and unleashes it into the world, and gets punched in the balls for it almost instantly. Would you like another crown, Phil ?

While Phil makes almost three times more money than I do with 0.1% of the work, I would never trade my life for his hell. It doesn't matter how much money he makes, he will never enjoy it the same way people who know the value of money do. He's always over-drafting and can't flush it down the toilet fast enough. He needs to beg more and harder to keep up his ability to burn money so he can feel some level of "alive" just so he can drink more gin to drown his sorrow. He is as lost as they come.

Yes he doesn't deserve what he does get, but does he really get anything in the end? He is stuck in a perpetual cycle of dependency, waste and misery. He does not have the capacity to have fun except in the most destructive way possible. It all evens itself out in the end. Anything good that comes to him immediately evaporates around his shitty aura before turning into something bad.

 

[Surly Muppet]

ATTENTION: Phil has retold the back injury story.

The 'strained it playing flag football' story is the currently active Back Injury Origin retcon!

Please update your notes accordingly until the next retcon occurs.

 

[Dona Morte]

ATTENTION: Phil has retold the back injury story.

The 'strained it playing flag football' story is the currently active Back Injury Origin retcon!

Please update your notes accordingly until the next retcon occurs.

The last origin was a car accident wasn't it?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

ATTENTION: Phil has retold the back injury story.

The 'strained it playing flag football' story is the currently active Back Injury Origin retcon!

Please update your notes accordingly until the next retcon occurs.

FFS. Can you PLEASE get in touch with either the showrunners or the writers and make this slow down.

At this point the DSP show is speeding past Batwoman ( I'M A WOOOMAAAAN) at the speed of sound, as the most retconned show.

Edit: So a super secret source has found this rendition of how DSP's for real and not made up sportsball injury happened.

 

[Heckler1]

new beg coming?

It's the only original content he produces at this point. If he put half the energy he put into guilt tripping wheelchairs out of their tugboats, into actual gameplay, he would be an actual legend instead of a sideshow attraction.