11/13/2021 "Help Ethan Ralph Fight to See His Son" - Ethan Ralph is using a Christian crowdfunding site to try and raise $10,000 for a paternity test.

My Cat Is Racist said:
If the addition of the sentence regarding his near fatal car crash was part of a "hack", why it's still showing in the campaign text? As is always the case with Ralph, something doesn't seem right.
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The red light and his hooves clutched to his phone, his seething at the AT chat and his 58-year-plan car being wrecked was all due to the notorious h@ck3r known as Joshua Conner Moon, with his illegal injected SQLs.

Cyber Security wizard Shannon and the experts at secureserver.tv Kumar Kongsumar who works at Silikong Vallee, Kolkata agrees.
 
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More enemies of the Gunted Midget chime in with some prayers <3
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After three days, Ralph's new car fund appears to have stalled at $600. A sobering thought when one considers that a $2 whore who has raised an identical sum, in an equivalent amount of time, from sucking 300 dicks in a truck stop bathroom, has more dignity and contributes more to society.

Fortunately, like Jesus and Charlie Sheen, Ralph just can't stop winning. While a new Nissan may lie beyond the reach of his bulimic wallet, a brand new Power Wheels Barbie Dream Camper can be driven off the lot at Walmart for around $500. This electric vehicle runs on a 12v battery laying the foundation for a cleaner, greener future for Ralph's current offspring, the pig-foal that is currently being carried by his horse bride, and whatever other Dr Moreau-esque spawn he manages to sire between now and the massive heart attack that will invariably kill him in his prison cell.

The Power Wheels Barbie Dream Camper is capable of reaching speeds of up to 5mph. It comes with "parent-controlled high speed lock-out" as standard, giving his paedophile trad wife the means of discouraging him from driving under the influence. Power-lock brakes should prevent any further misunderstandings at traffic lights.

The Power Wheels Barbie Dream Camper plays three songs and comes with an Mp3 jack allowing Ralph potential access to the entirety of the Creed back catalogue. The "Pretend GPS with Barbie Voice Direction" may not guide Ralph to Vegas, but it sure knows the way to (Russell Greer's lawyer) Ken's house and probably also the local dog-grooming parlour.

The 130lb weight limit is admittedly a concern. However, Ralph will have a spare 100 bucks to pay for a kid mechanic to make some modifications.

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Weeb Slinger said:
After three days, Ralph's new car fund appears to have stalled at $600. A sobering thought when one considers that a $2 whore who has raised an identical sum, in an equivalent amount of time, from sucking 300 dicks in a truck stop bathroom, has more dignity and contributes more to society.

Fortunately, like Jesus and Charlie Sheen, Ralph just can't stop winning. While a new Nissan may lie beyond the reach of his bulimic wallet, a brand new Power Wheels Barbie Dream Camper can be driven off the lot at Walmart for around $500. This electric vehicle runs on a 12v battery laying the foundation for a cleaner, greener future for Ralph's current offspring, the pig-foal that is currently being carried by his horse bride, and whatever other Dr Moreau-esque spawn he manages to sire between now and the massive heart attack that will invariably kill him in his prison cell.

The Power Wheels Barbie Dream Camper is capable of reaching speeds of up to 5mph. It comes with "parent-controlled high speed lock-out" as standard, giving his paedophile trad wife the means of discouraging him from driving under the influence. Power-lock brakes should prevent any further misunderstandings at traffic lights.

The Power Wheels Barbie Dream Camper plays three songs and comes with an Mp3 jack allowing Ralph potential access to the entirety of the Creed back catalogue. The "Pretend GPS with Barbie Voice Direction" may not guide Ralph to Vegas, but it sure knows the way to (Russell Greer's lawyer) Ken's house and probably also the local dog-grooming parlour.

The 130lb weight limit is admittedly a concern. However, Ralph will have a spare 100 bucks to pay for a kid mechanic to make some modifications.

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Wow you're an asshole aylawg, pal...it's enough money for a perfectly fine bicycle.

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Ralph is victimized yet again
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i was close to a million last night, his bitch ass keeps wiping away the shares we generously gave him to help see his kid lol

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The Power Wheels Barbie Dream Camper is capable of reaching speeds of up to 5mph. It comes with "parent-controlled high speed lock-out" as standard, giving his paedophile trad wife the means of discouraging him from driving under the influence. Power-lock brakes should prevent any further misunderstandings at traffic lights.
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fucking hell the idea of ralph yelling that hes the man and wears the pants and to respect his male dignity while arguing over whether mommy may should allow him to try and squeeze in and not collapse his barbie dream mobile to the liquor store.
 
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MeltyTW said:
i was close to a million last night, his bitch ass keeps wiping away the shares we generously gave him to help see his kid lol


fucking hell the idea of ralph yelling that hes the man and wears the pants and to respect his male dignity while arguing over whether mommy may should allow him to try and squeeze in and not collapse his barbie dream mobile to the liquor store.
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Artist conception of Gunt in 5 years driving his new wheels when he finally gets that 10 grand
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My Cat Is Racist said:
If the addition of the sentence regarding his near fatal car crash was part of a "hack", why it's still showing in the campaign text? As is always the case with Ralph, something doesn't seem right.
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he did say it sometime that he is not able to get on and it was some problem he said with password
the was a different text before this with a text like kiwi farms always wins though
 
CeeShape said:
he did say it sometime that he is not able to get on and it was some problem he said with password
the was a different text before this with a text like kiwi farms always wins though
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So he's lost access to his own campaign? Why is Ralph so shit at everything he does? I guess that's a rhetorical question but damn. Get your shit together Ralph.
 
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I feel bad for either of Ralph's kids that he has custody over. Imagine when they're in school and the teacher asks the class to tell them what their parents do.

Teacher: All right, children. What do your parents do?

Kid 1: My dad is a plumber

Kid 2. My dad is an engineer

Kid 3. My dad is an airline pilot

Ralph's Kid: My dad makes porn videos where he huffs shit off of his thumb on camera. And my (step) mom is a weeb who hangs pictures of lolicon porn on her bedroom walls.
 
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