Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

Why isn't anyone calling for your beheading for cow tipping in the most literal sense I didn't even think possible.

Mostly because it's a brand new account that hasn't posted outside of this thread. Who is there to even behead?

 

[UsedUp]

I for one applaud the man for trying to become Philip's brother in law.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

No one planned anything here. This is more along the lines of "you ain't gonna believe what happened guise"

Yes, that's my point. If he came here and said: "LOL guys I want to fuck Jenna, does anyone know how I can get in touch with her? And any ideas of things I can do with her?" the reaction would have been a lot different.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Because there's a not so fine line between alogging in your spare time and letting things develop organically; letting the farms discover things organically, and going out with the express intention of fucking with someone's life then coming onto the farms yourself to brag about it.

Most people have called out that it's very fucked up that he specifically sought her out and solicited her with the intention of posting about it on KiwiFarms. I'm not sure if you've read the thread or just scrolled over Josh's post were he said he thinks it's probably the most fucked up post he's ever read on the forums, but he soundly condemned it and privated the photos.

At the end of the day though a street prostitute got hired to do street prostitute things.
If the worst way you get used in a day as a street prostitute is: you get hired to have sex, you get free food and a hotel room, and your John snaps 3 photos of you and posts it to an obscure internet gossip site. .that's not that bad of a day. A lot worse shit happens to street prostitutes unfortunately.

If you are sincerely concerned for Jenna she has indicated several times that her preferred way that you help her is if you would please subscribe to her OnlyFans at OnlyFans/brazymamo she tryin ta get that shit off the ground niggeR.

 

[Down At The Farms]

Lots of arguing here but I’m just wondering if we could change ‘water’ in the thread poll to ‘Kool-Aid’?

Ok carry on.

 

[actually]

Lots of arguing here but I’m just wondering if we could change ‘water’ in the thread poll to ‘Kool-Aid’?

Ok carry on.

Done.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Most people have called out that it's very fucked up that he specifically sought her out and solicited her with the intention of posting about it on KiwiFarms. I'm not sure if you've read the thread or just scrolled over Josh's post were he said he thinks it's probably the most fucked up post he's ever read on the forums, but he soundly condemned it and privated the photos.

At the end of the day though a street prostitute got hired to do street prostitute things.
If the worst way you get used in a day as a street prostitute is: you get hired to have sex, you get free food and a hotel room, and your John snaps 2 photos of you and posts it to an obscure internet gossip site. .that's not that bad of a day. A lot worse shit happens to street prostitutes unfortunately.

If you are sincerely concerned for Jenna she has indicated several times that her preferred way that you help her is if you would please subscribe to her OnlyFans at OnlyFans/brazymamo she tryin ta get that shit off the ground niggeR.

My two cents, it isn't fucked up/gross that he hired a whore, but the specific whore that he hired/his reasons. Let's not beat around the bush, if you had a friend who tried to brag about sleeping with a drugged up homeless girl after buying her breadsticks and a hotel room, you wouldn't be high fiving them and talking about how they were a hero, you'd wonder what was wrong with them.

Actually, it's even worse, at least I could understand my friend was just incredibly desperate. He hired this whore specifically because she is the sister in law of an internet streamer who plays games poorly on the internet and grifts wheelchairs. Despite the fact she has no association with her sister, has never spoken to Phil and has never even been in the same state as him.

This isn't trolling Phil. Jenna isn't part of the goutsphere. The "wouldn't it be funny if someone fucked Khet" jokes are funny because Khet is part of the goutsphere. Phil would care because that's his wife. Phil has never met Jenna. I'd wager we knew about Jenna before Phil did, and the only reason he'd even know her was because she sometimes gets mentioned in his thread.

I agree it wasn't like, abusive to Jenna or anything. And when I say I think it is gross, I don't mean morally, I mean physically. To make a cow comparison, it would be along the same lines as sleeping with Bella. I guess Jenna is slightly better because she at least tried to clean herself up when given the opportunity, but the fact that she also thought it was a good idea to splash around in some kool aid is a pretty good indicator of where she's at mentally. I wouldn't look at that scene and then go "Yes, now we're ready to fuck." Even Russel Greer has higher standards. If this whole thing was done just to get dirt on Phil or Khet or whatever, I'd still think it was bad for the previously mentioned reasons, but at least it doesn't come off as completely pathetic.

All that being said, I do think he lied about most of it. Pictures are real, sure, but the dialogue and everything else reads like the fanfic in the escort saga about Phil getting pegged or whatever. I'd be surprised if anything more happened beyond picture taking. But trying to lie about sleeping with Jenna for some kind of online clout is even sadder.

This might sound kinda callous, but I don't care about Jenna in the slightest. She started off as a punchline and became a sad statistic. Now, she's just another homeless junkie. If she somehow manages to get help and turn her life around, more power to her. But I don't come here to read about the plight of the homeless, that's a little too much reality for my trashy Phil drama.

TLDR- Giving a homeless druggie breadsticks to fuck is sad. And not just for the homeless druggie.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

He essentially fucked an orbiter of another orbiter of another cow, so I would say directly pozloading my neghole in this case is a bit of a big stretch, when you consider the fact that Jenna, has basically nothing to do with Phil's immediate life. With that said, nothing morally wrong inherently happened, just two people banged and the guy told his story about what went down.

@shalashaska, what you did was absolutely bewildering for us, but just be careful about sticking your dick in crazy.

 

[Collections Agent]

Can't wait for the dozens of "lol DSP I fucked your sister in law" donations of people trying to be funny.

 

[Trombonista]

Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:

• Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
• Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
• Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol

She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

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No offense, but could you have gotten this information without, you know, sticking your dick in a homeless woman?

 

[Prince Lotor]

My two cents, it isn't fucked up/gross that he hired a whore, but the specific whore that he hired/his reasons. Let's not beat around the bush, if you had a friend who tried to brag about sleeping with a drugged up homeless girl after buying her breadsticks and a hotel room, you wouldn't be high fiving them and talking about how they were a hero, you'd wonder what was wrong with them.

Actually, it's even worse, at least I could understand my friend was just incredibly desperate. He hired this whore specifically because she is the sister in law of an internet streamer who plays games poorly on the internet and grifts wheelchairs. Despite the fact she has no association with her sister, has never spoken to Phil and has never even been in the same state as him.

This isn't trolling Phil. Jenna isn't part of the goutsphere. The "wouldn't it be funny if someone fucked Khet" jokes are funny because Khet is part of the goutsphere. Phil would care because that's his wife. Phil has never met Jenna. I'd wager we knew about Jenna before Phil did, and the only reason he'd even know her was because she sometimes gets mentioned in his thread.

I agree it wasn't like, abusive to Jenna or anything. And when I say I think it is gross, I don't mean morally, I mean physically. To make a cow comparison, it would be along the same lines as sleeping with Bella. I guess Jenna is slightly better because she at least tried to clean herself up when given the opportunity, but the fact that she also thought it was a good idea to splash around in some kool aid is a pretty good indicator of where she's at mentally. I wouldn't look at that scene and then go "Yes, now we're ready to fuck." Even Russel Greer has higher standards. If this whole thing was done just to get dirt on Phil or Khet or whatever, I'd still think it was bad for the previously mentioned reasons, but at least it doesn't come off as completely pathetic.

All that being said, I do think he lied about most of it. Pictures are real, sure, but the dialogue and everything else reads like the fanfic in the escort saga about Phil getting pegged or whatever. I'd be surprised if anything more happened beyond picture taking. But trying to lie about sleeping with Jenna for some kind of online clout is even sadder.

This might sound kinda callous, but I don't care about Jenna in the slightest. She started off as a punchline and became a sad statistic. Now, she's just another homeless junkie. If she somehow manages to get help and turn her life around, more power to her. But I don't come here to read about the plight of the homeless, that's a little too much reality for my trashy Phil drama.

TLDR- Giving a homeless druggie breadsticks to fuck is sad. And not just for the homeless druggie.

I kind of have my fingers crossed that there is another shoe that's going to drop where Jenna posts her own version of what really happened or maybe even took pictures of the guy and he gets doxed lol

Nothing the guy said seems out of character whatsoever for Jenna so I'll just take it at face value, although I do find the part where he says he actually fucked her and couldn't finish pretty baffling. He says she was "an intensely uncomfortable person to be around" and wasn't attracted enough to maintain an erection. . .I don't understand why you wouldn't just dip at that point. Just make up any excuse and say thanks anyway.

 

[We Are The Witches]

With the amount of coomers that have access to the Internet, she could get out of this situation with a bit of luck, or maybe by being slightly smarter.
I still can't believe that findom is a thing that exists in this world, she has all limbs, sight and no apparent high degree of disability, all it would take is a couple of bastards to at least give her a stepping stone.

If you think I'm being simplistic, there's an innumerable amount of ways to exploit morons with more money and lust than brains, there's definitely potential with minimal amount of effort, being smart on how to forward her "service" would help. Is it dignified? No, but it'll do the trick and get her out of misery.

If that's not the life she wants then find something else, she's in first world US, in other places she'd be rotting by now or wishing she was.
She has the tools, drop the drugs and do something. I bet if she came to Kiwifarms, was honest and asked for help people here would try to suggest better ways to get back on her feet.

Unbelievable, in what world I'm at least trying to help an e-thot.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Nah but she did reference her dead daad, which I couldn't help but chuckle at. "The only person that checks me is my daddy and he dead" or something like that lol


Let's just say I spent less than OIC spends on Phil in a day. She got fed, but I got her a pack of little caesers breadsticks with marinara sauce. You can't make this shit up, that is what she requested lol

This is why people shit on the DSP board.

Cause fucking weirdos go sleep with some homeless basket case, which is loosely tied to Phil.

DSP is right. Some of the "detractors" are fucking insane pieces of shit.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

This is why people shit on the DSP board.

Cause fucking weirdos go sleep with some homeless basket case, which is loosely tied to Phil.

DSP is right. Some of the "detractors" are fucking insane pieces of shit.

Well the vortex do attract exceptional individuals on both sides of the fence.

I fully admit that I find this whole thing entertaining, but also what this retarded individual did is really fucking strange on so many levels.

But we should keep in mind that all we have is his word and some pics, and lets be honest non of these pictures is in any way worse or more degrading than the one of her being fucked by a clown.

For all we know all that happened was him paying her to take some pics, and then he came running here to post his little adventure.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Well the vortex do attract exceptional individuals on both sides of the fence.

I fully admit that I find this whole thing entertaining, but also what this exceptional individual did is really fucking strange on so many levels.

But we should keep in mind that all we have is his word and some pics, and lets be honest non of these pictures is in any way worse or more degrading than the one of her being fucked by a clown.

For all we know all that happened was him paying her to take some pics, and then he came running here to post his little adventure.

The guy seems like such an autistic faggot that he probably did ask questions about Phil and when she had no idea made up this "roleplay" so he could come here and proclaim secret knowledge about Phil and extended family.

Phil could point at this for years and have a legitimate reason to call detractors fucking batshit insane.

Fuck, I hope Phil does. At least it would give another faggot phase before doing this again.

 

[Neil]

Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:

• Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
• Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
• Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol

She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

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I just don't get it. I don't understand what makes DSP so interesting to you people that one of you would go out of your way to have sex with his wife's drug-addicted schizophrenic sister, a literal side character in the life of a man who's bad at finances and video games.

Fucking why?

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

I just don't get it. I don't understand what makes DSP so interesting to you people that one of you would go out of your way to have sex with his wife's drug-addicted schizophrenic sister, a literal side character in the life of a man who's bad at finances and video games.

Fucking why?

So he can post about it on the DSP board. That is definitely worth an STD or two.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I just don't get it. I don't understand what makes DSP so interesting to you people that one of you would go out of your way to have sex with his wife's drug-addicted schizophrenic sister, a literal side character in the life of a man who's bad at finances and video games.

Fucking why?

Very fair point.

And it's super nice that you have figured out that all of us would have done this given the chance.
Even better that you have taken the time to find out that said retard is a brand new account and nothing like this have been discussed here.

I'm in no way saying that this isn't a regular user with a new account, but there is nothing even close to evidence that this should be the case.

I'm quite sure if it comes to light that it is one of the regulars that have done this, it will not be to standing ovations from the entire board.

Finding this amusing and condoning this is not the same.

 

[Ching_Chong]

Least Phil can legit say someone fucked with his family now.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I just don't get it. I don't understand what makes DSP so interesting to you people that one of you would go out of your way to have sex with his wife's drug-addicted schizophrenic sister, a literal side character in the life of a man who's bad at finances and video games.

Fucking why?

Did you also post in the ChrisChan forum, "I can't believe one of you people went out of your way to trick Chris into fucking his elderly widower mother'?
I would have thought with how long you've been on KiwiFarms that it isn't news to you that retarded people exist and they do retarded things.

You probably didn't watch the video Jenna recently posted where she showed the IRL location of the broken van she's been sleeping in and requested that someone come pay her for sex so she can afford to get a new ID because she can't access the money in her OnlyFans account without it, or to come down and smoke some weed with her, or to subscribe to her OnlyFans @ OnlyFans/brazymamo, and showed the apology letter she had taped to the outside of her van to her boyfriend "Detroit" who is a homeless Fentanly addict that she hasn't seen in two weeks.