Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Flavius Anthemius]

Did you also post in the ChrisChan forum, "I can't believe one of you people went out of your way to trick Chris into fucking his elderly widower mother'?
I would have thought with how long you've been on KiwiFarms that it isn't news to you that retarded people exist and they do retarded things.

You probably didn't watch the video Jenna recently posted where she showed the IRL location of the broken van she's been sleeping in and requested that someone come pay her for sex so she can afford to get a new ID because she can't access the money in her OnlyFans account without it, or to come down and smoke some weed with her, or to subscribe to her OnlyFans @ OnlyFans/brazymamo, and showed the apology letter she had taped to the outside of her van to her boyfriend "Detroit" who is a homeless Fentanly addict that she hasn't seen in two weeks.

So she made a call to action and a fellow Kiwi swooped in and saved the day, huh.

I'm not gonna debate on what @shalashaska did was morally correct, but he didn't do anything illegal and/or pozload my neghole that didn't directly impact Phil or any of his other orbiters in any major way. Phil can't use this to victimise himself and Jenna wasn't really exploited if she got what she asked for (in more ways then one haha).

@Neil if you're going to grand stand about how stupid/dumb/foolish whatever it was, then you can find far more consequential stories of people screwing with cows here and elswheere that have actually gotten them into trouble in the eyes of the law.

 

[Xenomorph]

Literally fucks some schizoid and half the board is jerking him off for it? How the fuck is this a win in any book?
It's ween shit.
It's because he fucked her with a half chub people are patting him on the back for it's pretty terminally autistic.
This is why DSP has a subforum it's not cause Phil is that interesting it's because it's a containment board for the tism he attracts.
Not to mention all he was thinking about is how this will totally own DSP..who could give less a shit and got a boner for knowing he was going to share this with KF.
This guy spent money to cowtip and flaccid half fuck a mentally ill chick, who is barely connected to her own sister let alone phil.. no different from the pigs who pay Phil to meme joke on stream. All the while pretending to listen and/or care about her saying she was molested and still chose to fuck her and then come on here and write a detailed account like a piece of shit he is. You still fucked her, you still came here and acted like you were superior and you still were so excited to share this with your fellow retards cause you thought this was so funny to own "some whore".
Says more about this guy than Jenna.

 

[KingFrampt]

Literally fucks some schizoid and half the board is jerking him off for it? How the fuck is this a win in any book?
It's ween shit.
Not to mention all he was thinking about is how this will totally own DSP..who could give less a shit and got a boner for knowing he was going to share this with KF.
This guy spent money to cowtip.. no different from the pigs who pay Phil to meme joke on stream.

I'm personally waiting for either a feature or a ban, it could go both ways

 

[Xenomorph]

I'm personally waiting for either a feature or a ban, it could go both ways

It wont be featured Null wouldnt do that, he said himself it's skeevy and it is.
It's not a win, its a ween and it's honestly pathetic.
To be honest, it's worse than SoK and they I thought were bottom rung pathetic.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

It wont be featured Null wouldnt do that, he said himself it's skeevy and it is.
It's not a win, its a ween and it's honestly pathetic.
To be honest, it's worse that SoK and they I thought were bottom rung pathetic.

Don't know what your knowledge on the dspverse is like, but as a whole the Sok seemed to have done far more fucked up shit then just screwing a mentally ill crack whore and besides being a little trashy and tracking down someone hardly connected to Phil for forum clout, this happening was probably something more outlandish then any troll had done in a long while (disregarding the bank leaks where whoever was responsible for that, pretty much committed a criminal offence).

Yeah I guess that speaks more volumes about the sort of reasons as to why certain people gravitate towards this board, but it's mostly because it's a bit of a snooze fest most days but then when something like this happens, we get a kick out of it.

 

[Xenomorph]

Don't know what your knowledge on the dspverse is like, but as a whole the Sok seemed to have done far more fucked up shit then just screwing a mentally ill crack whore and besides being a little trashy and chasing some clout, this happening was probably something more outlandish then any troll had done on a long while.

Yeah I guess that speaks more volumes about the sort of reasons as to why certain people gravitate towards this board, but it's mostly because it's a bit of a snooze fest most days but then when something like this happens, we get a kick out of it.

I know enough about Phil I dont post in here as much as you do.
But saying its boring and the people weening get that attention they wanted only makes more freaks seek out ways to get their sweet Kiwi Farm's gold metals.
All it does is reinforce that going into the real world and doing shit to cows or ones who surround them irl as a good thing when its not, never was.

 

[Terrorist]

If there was ever time for a halal, it’s now. We’re seriously gonna have a 600 page thread on fucking Kengle but none on the guy who banged a homeless crackwhore for forum clout?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Least Phil can legit say someone fucked with his family now.

The fact that he'll never utter a word about this, ever, speaks volumes as to just how much his ranting and raving about being trolled is all about HIM, not his "family". You could easily argue that he was the troll himself the day he told the hospital story, because we know exactly what he would do if some Kiwi managed to acquire Katherine's medical records today. Phil violated Leanna in the exact same manner, and he did it without remorse because he got irritated that day, and once that happens to the pigroach, anything he says or does in response is permanently justified. He doesn't calm down and realize what he did was wrong, either. You notice that? You make him mad, he stays that way about it forever. There are no moments of regrettable action taken due to stress, his stress has him asserting that his actions were okay. Every time, and for all time.

The only reason Phil would bitch about this on-stream is if Jenna showed up at his house and gave him an earful about being sought out for her services because he made an ass of himself on the internet for over a decade. Then he would get agitated, about having to interact with Jenna, and of course blame someone other than himself. It wouldn't be empathy. He knows nothing of the concept.

 

[actually]

I moved a bunch of the posts (the cutoff was arbitrary, so don't read into it) to the shitpost thread. They're not really shitposts, but if you want to continue the debate, do it there. Previous posts may end up getting moved too, but this is to let everyone know where they went.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Whichever side of the fence you fall, you have to admit the guy had a vision, saw it through and promptly fucked off the forum.

Don't bother trying to rationalise or find a reason as to why he did it, the whole situation just makes me think of this quote

 

[Jack Awful]

Whatever your opinions are, the fact is this makes him a hobosexual.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I honestly can't believe there was this much discussion going on over some dude screwing Jenna. I assumed I'd check on this thread and that would've been long forgotten about.

I mean, assuming everything went down roughly as stated I doubt it was even really that much about DSP since the Phil related details seem questionable. I think this was more that some random lurker saw this thread, realized he lived in the same area and that Jenna would sleep with just about anyone and knew how to contact her, and he tried to make it seem like it was about DSP so he could come here and have someone to brag to about getting laid.

Either way though, there isn't that much reason to care because realistically Jenna has no connection to Phil, she's less pertinent than even Derich. She's pretty much an entirely separate cow. Kat doesn't care, DSP doesn't care, and the only reason Jenna pretends to care about any of it is because she's desperate for someone to pay attention to her.


As to how Jenna feels, she's probably pretty happy about the situation. Buy the girl a pizza and a 40oz and she'll gladly sleep with you too, it'll be the closest thing to a real date she's been on in years and I'm certain she'll find your lack of venereal diseases, hard drug dependencies, or outstanding warrants to be a refreshing change of pace compared to the men she regularly sleeps with.

Unless the issue is more that the topic of sex itself gets those in the detractorsphere worked up. That would make sense: I've always said people of interest tend to draw detractors who are similar to them, even if both parties refuse to admit it.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

realistically Jenna has no connection to Phil, she's less pertinent than even Derich. She's pretty much an entirely separate cow. Kat doesn't care, DSP doesn't care, and the only reason Jenna pretends to care about any of it is because she's desperate for someone to pay attention to her.

Honestly the only reason I talk about her is because I enjoy reminding Phil that his crazy sister-in-law, who he surely looks down his pig nose at, is often more entertaining than he is. There's no way that doesn't trigger his sensitive ego.

Especially since The Incident has her thinking he diddles children. Her nature as a smoking whore isn't going to factor into his feelings on that, he gets mad about negative opinions just on the face of them. Every time.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I'm not gonna debate on what @shalashaska did was morally correct, but he didn't do anything illegal and/or pozload my neghole that didn't directly impact Phil or any of his other orbiters in any major way. Phil can't use this to victimise himself and Jenna wasn't really exploited if she got what she asked for (in more ways then one haha).

Actually, he posted nude pictures of Jenna without her consent which I believe is all it takes to constitute revenge pornography, and apparently she's since made a post about how fucked up what the dude did is.

Even if he didn't post her nudes without her permission the dude literally paid a mentally ill homeless woman for sex because Ha Ha Fill Bad At Games. It's pretty pathetic, and that's ignoring the level of pathetic publicizing your homeless woman sex hiring for forum clout is.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I liked the bit when Jenna had a panic attack when she saw him for the first time

 

[jason analberg]

Whichever side of the fence you fall, you have to admit the guy had a vision, saw it through and promptly fucked off the forum.

Don't bother trying to rationalise or find a reason as to why he did it, the whole situation just makes me think of this quote

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BbPiIwFOQtU

More like his dick, imagine how many stds he now probably has.

 

[NynchLiggers]

I don't think the guy actually deserves a halal thread because of the lack of content besides this specific situation.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I don't think the guy actually deserves a halal thread because of the lack of content besides this specific situation.

At the very least an eye should be kept on him

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't think the guy actually deserves a halal thread because of the lack of content besides this specific situation.

You're assuming that the only dirt on this guy is that he fucked a mentally deranged homeless woman because her estranged sister is married to drunk loser who plays video games. The fact he did that almost guarentees he has a fucked up internet history. Hopefully he wasn't smart enough to dfe before he posted his magnum opus and top autists got digging quickly.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting KAT. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a stable, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her trough. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.
Out of nowhere, she started talking about husband and SuburuMan. Things I gleaned from our conversation:

Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?".
Hates Phil because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to him ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her pics and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol

She had a container of apples and salt lick, so she added some to her trough and started drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for kiwifarms, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then ate some hay, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

Spoiler: NSFW