US Man allegedly threatens to kill TSA agent after masturbating naked - "A Minneapolis man has been arrested for allegedly threatening to kill a Transportation Security Administration agent after stripping naked and masturbating in the airport."

A Minneapolis man has been arrested for allegedly threatening to kill a Transportation Security Administration agent after stripping naked and masturbating in the airport.

Frank Towers, 44, has been charged with fourth-degree assault and threats of violence following the outburst in the check-in area at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport last Friday.

Police saw Towers screaming that he was going to kill the TSA agent before he threw a stanchion line pole at airport employees, according to a criminal complaint obtained by KSTP.

When cops told him to move away, Towers allegedly refused and said he didn’t have to because “it’s a free country.”

Police tased the man after he started advancing on them despite repeated warnings to stop, the complaint said.

Towers allegedly tried to hit an officer even after they deployed the Taser.

When police went back to review surveillance video of the incident, they found footage of Towers earlier head-butting and punching monitors in the airport and throwing a chair at a TSA agent.

He then took his clothes off and masturbated before getting dressed again, the complaint said.

He remains jailed in lieu of $30,000 bail.

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[John McAfee]

This could be any one of us, really.

 

[NigKid]

what a fucking legend

 

[Sped Xing]

"First I'm going to masturbate naked," he said, "and then I'm going to kill you!"


Headlines are so poorly written.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

That definitely sounds like something that would happen at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.

 

[Grinrow]

Being a lion for 10 minutes is better than being a sheep for a lifetime. This man tasted true freedom

 

[Spoonge]

The natural state of humanity caged in an unnatural prison of its own creation. The raw heat of sex and violence against the sterile coldness of modern convenience. The primal against the technological.
It's art. Absolute art. This man deserves patronage, not a jail cell.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Big government has gone too far. If you can’t masturbate in an airport soon they will arrest you for masturbating in churches and schools.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Sounds like a homeless druggie. Never actually went through security=didn’t have a ticket. Nothing prevents you from wandering the concourse before the security checkpoint.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

But did he have a wide stance?

 

[Troonos]

So what's the problem? TSA agents should be killed.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

So what's the problem? TSA agents should be killed.

They don't decide how things are run. I know going after the people actually responsible for all of this entails getting past all of their security but killing working stiffs makes you seem like a crazed sociopath.

 

[Reverend]

A+ for effort. what's his KF handle?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I thought it would be Florida. I don't know what I expected.

 

[Male Idiot]

Was it a methhead wigger or a crackhead nigger?

 

[Standardized Profile]

TSOs aren't "agents." They aren't 1811s with guns and arrest authority. They're document checkers (i.e. clerks) and equipment operators.

 

[Troonos]

They don't decide how things are run. I know going after the people actually responsible for all of this entails getting past all of their security but killing working stiffs makes you seem like a crazed sociopath.

Nazi soldiers were only following orders. TSA agents are fat, hoodrat, otherwise-unemployable losers and sexual predators who shouldn't even be trusted to flip burgers but volunteer to be given massive amounts of governmental power to violate your rights and invade your privacy. Fuck them. Every one of them should get the rope.

 

[EnemyStand]

Nazi soldiers were only following orders. TSA agents are fat, hoodrat, otherwise-unemployable losers and sexual predators who shouldn't even be trusted to flip burgers but volunteer to be given massive amounts of governmental power to violate your rights and invade your privacy. Fuck them. Every one of them should get the rope.

Meanwhile actually decent candidates with security experience get shunted off to their part-time bullshit "you only work if we need you, but don't you dare get another job" staff. Fuck the TSA, I'm surprised with their hiring practices and policies everyone who flies doesn't strip naked, jack off, and threaten to kill someone in the airport.

 

[Haramburger]

Where could he have been flying to? Where did he come from? Was the offending TSA male or female? Did he nut? This article leaves us wanting more.

 

[Dagobert]

Big government has gone too far. If you can’t masturbate in an airport soon they will arrest you for masturbating in churches and schools.

Don't worry, big government won't ever stop you from having sex in those locations - at least as long as you don't compete with big government for the kids.