DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

Then he went into some whiney hot take about how it's dumb that they hold the awards in November and not January because now Halo Infinite won't get to be GOTY.

Phil's obsession with always winning is pretty obnoxious, but this particular aspect of it actually makes me laugh, because he doesn't realize how much his honesty is showing. He clearly really does care about his picks winning, which is something most people grow out of before they're 18, but we're talking about the guy who thought wrestling was real in his 20's.

Probably the only childish, heartfelt behavior of his that's amusing instead of cancerous.

I don't like getting too conspiracy theorist, if you want to even call it that, but his whales are using all sorts of sock accounts now. Why? I don't know, probably Phil telling them enough that we will find who they are and laugh at them because we are so sick in the head.

Except we find out who they are anyway. I don't know how many of them read the Farms, but if even so much as ONE of them does, they all know the jig is up. I know they're not bright, but their stupidity is in giving money to Phil, not in reading comprehension. They know they're not fooling us any more than OIC is, so it doesn't make sense for that to be the motive.

I'm going with theory that there is more than one pig messing with Phil on purpose, for their own amusement. We know they enjoy making him beg for money before they give him any, so why not?

I made another DSP video. This one is a bit frustrating as I have no clue whatsoever what could have caused Phil to do this. I just noticed it and thought it was really weird he started spending so much more on grocery shopping, especially at Fred Meyer.

I'd appreciate some knowledge on why if anyone else has a clue.

My immediate thought is that Katherine isn't cooking as much, my second is that Phil managed to get himself banned from every delivery service in the area, and my third is that he has someone new living with him.

Obviously these theories get increasingly unlikely as they progress, but they still make more sense than Phil suddenly getting hungrier or stocking up for winter or deciding to feed the homeless.

 

[NursezillaX]

Oh I remember Phil pretending to do 25 push ups off camera and then came back without a red face, sweaty, or out of breath. Faking a work out is right up his alley

This will always be, to me, one of the most pathological examples of his lying. I don't think even the most pignosis-ed one of his paypigs could have believed that he actually did this, and I don't think DSP can possibly think that anyone believes he did it. He still lies about it though to this day and tries to genuinely sell the idea that someone lied TO HIM and didn't follow through with something they promised. He could have come clean and laughed it off after the guy didn't follow through with paying him and just said, 'Yeah, well I didn't do the push-ups either!', but he chose to stand by it and play the injured party.

It's the same behavior an old friend of mine who was just a straight up pathological liar used to exhibit: lie about things that don't matter, lie about things that are of no possible benefit for you to lie about, and lie in situations where everybody knows good and well you're lying and where you know they know.

Oh, he most definitely can. But ever since Mama Burnell took little Philip to the mall every week and drop him in the toy aisle so that he could look at toys Mama wouldn’t buy for hours on end, he’s had this genuinely autistic fixation with going shopping every single week.

Yeah, his shopping fixation is definitely rooted in some kind of psychology. We know he lies about the money that he needs, but we also know that he does legitimately spend hundreds a week on his shopping trips. It's never made sense how he panics about needing all this money for the one day he goes shopping, especially given that Kat works at a grocery store. There's no reason she can't bring things home piecemeal a few days a week with whatever leftover tip money he got that day and hasn't blown on Champions instead of getting everything all in one day. They'd probably waste less too. I go to the grocery 3 or more times a week to get a few things here and there so I don't buy a bunch of stuff I end up not getting around to using.

He doesn't even consider doing anything on a day he 'works' as an option though, it's bizarre. Even medical appointments need to be made on a day that, for some reason, they both have off, even if it takes weeks to coordinate. Probably because he needs to be chauffered.

If someone has a hyper rigid schedule they won't ever consider deviating from, you'd expect there to be some kind of reasoning behind it like that it saves them time overall or results in less travel. It's usually the opposite though, especially with Phil, and their inflexibility causes way more problems than it prevents. Just look at his streaming schedule and how he'll decline things people are requesting to see more than what he's doing or how he'll drag out a game long after interest and money have dried up because it's 'on his schedule'.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I made another DSP video. This one is a bit frustrating as I have no clue whatsoever what could have caused Phil to do this. I just noticed it and thought it was really weird he started spending so much more on grocery shopping, especially at Fred Meyer.

I'd appreciate some knowledge on why if anyone else has a clue.

The only thing I can suggest is that Phil is incredibly wasteful. It's been seen in older Cooking With The King videos that he will just throw away perfectly good ingredients into the trash just because he only needs half of it.
I wish I could find the video I'm thinking of - you see him dump like 1/3 of a pack of ground beef into the bin via the reflection in the microwave.

So the $400-$600 p/month grocery bill may be explained by him rebuying everything that he's only half used and then thrown away.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Jeez a shitton happened since I was gone, first of all big fucking ups on 10k pages on the old thread and the new emoji!
Second of all, I was rewatching the Sopranos during my detahks, I'm going to make another piece later today or tomorrow but for now I've made this one for you to enjoy.

 

[Anal birth]

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Poor phil. If he wants to keep his tongue in /leftypol/'s ass, he needs to streamline his kahntent. To be fair, the rule on showers would be an improvement in his case.

Politics For All likes to spout right wing/Daily Mail fearmongering and present it as fact (he also works at The Spectator). He throws out a bunch of shit and memoryholes anything that gets disproven or fact-checked.

In other words, the perfect account for Phil.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Poor phil. If he wants to keep his tongue in /leftypol/'s ass, he needs to streamline his kahntent. To be fair, the rule on showers would be an improvement in his case.

They based the suggestions on Phail.

 

[Sup3r]

I don't like getting too conspiracy theorist, if you want to even call it that, but his whales are using all sorts of sock accounts now. Why? I don't know, probably Phil telling them enough that we will find who they are and laugh at them because we are so sick in the head.

Part of it is to keep up the illusion of there being a "community" of people propping up the king of wheelchairs. And remember that since there is no gifting subs, if they want to placate piggy's ego, they need socks to reach any member goals.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

The more I learn about the GTA remasters, the more insane I think Phil is for thinking these are any good. They're a buggy mess and obviously made without any kind of attention to detail or reverence for the originals. The character models look fucking absurd.

Why isn't he lambasting Rockstar for this obvious cash-grab and anti-gamer behavior?

Lol, bro. Just give that sobbing shitheel like 1-48 hours & add in like 5 or 6 industry buzzwords/phrases that he has memorized (but can't understand) to that ever-shrinking 200 word vocabulary of his & we're there, dude. Foregone conclusion.

Knobslob thing, pitch a cry-tantrum about thing. In no particular order &/or at the exact same time. If he doesn't keep up with his tear duct Kengles about everything, all of the time, then he would literally die.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

There's no reason she can't bring things home piecemeal a few days a week with whatever leftover tip money he got that day and hasn't blown on Champions instead of getting everything all in one day.

The part I laugh at is that he goes out of his way to manufacture an excuse to do things this way. He can't simply go to the mall or whatever, he HAS to be there to shop because he forbade Katherine from doing it for him.

It's like he can't even face the fact that it's his autism making him do this, not even to himself is he honest about the real cause.

He doesn't even consider doing anything on a day he 'works' as an option though, it's bizarre. Even medical appointments need to be made on a day that, for some reason, they both have off, even if it takes weeks to coordinate. Probably because he needs to be chauffered.

He DOES need to be chauffered, but it's also because he's not about to accept anything cutting into his streaming or Champions time. Especially not some errand he doesn't want to do, or is making up to begin with, like when Jasper supposedly went to the vet.

The only thing I can suggest is that Phil is incredibly wasteful.

But why suddenly more so? That's not something he does, except with gacha spending. Suddenly drinking more gin, okay, but not buying way more food and therefore throwing more away, that doesn't make sense.

The more I think on it, the more I'm inclined to think something has happened at the Snort Fort we don't know about yet.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

The more I think on it, the more I'm inclined to think something has happened at the Snort Fort we don't know about yet.

Do I hear the pitter-patter of tiny trotters?

Get ready for the $5000 Baby Reveal Christmas 2021 Begathon Special!

 

[Mr. Brown]

I made another DSP video. This one is a bit frustrating as I have no clue whatsoever what could have caused Phil to do this. I just noticed it and thought it was really weird he started spending so much more on grocery shopping, especially at Fred Meyer.

I'd appreciate some knowledge on why if anyone else has a clue.

His horse works there, he probably gets staff discount.

 

[capefear56]

His horse works there, he probably gets staff discount.

Does this man strike you as a coupon-collector?

 

[NursezillaX]

His horse works there, he probably gets staff discount.

Had a girlfriend in high school whose mom worked at the nearby Kroger. She would have us come up there when they were slow and stock up on shit then bring it to her register. She'd fuck with it, putting in discounts for some stuff, not scanning some of it, etc and we'd get a ton of groceries for like nothing haha. This was in the early 90's though where stores were an easier environment to do that kind of thing in. Would be hilarious if Phil tried something similar. I'm surprised he HASN'T resorted to crime (that we know of) to avoid cutting into his Champion pulls yet.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

he simply didn't want to wait until Christmas to receive it. He was always a brat that wanted shit now.

You've seen the way he says now. "Get the fuck out, NOW! Leave!" Not even in a dominant way, it's like a petulant child

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Do I hear the pitter-patter of tiny trotters?

Get ready for the $5000 Baby Reveal Christmas 2021 Begathon Special!

I would believe his mother moved in with them before I would believe that he could impregnate Kat. Not to mention all the other things that would add up if his mom were around, which would certainly not if it was a baby.

I mean I don't see what else could suddenly come into the picture to explain the sudden need for more food. Linda is the one person on Earth who could live with Phil and he would say nothing about it. The only thing that doesn't fit is his behavior on stream. I can't imagine the woman who combed her son's hair in high school and did his laundry until he moved out at the age of 27 approves of what comes out of his mouth while he's on camera. That doesn't paint a picture of someone who really accepts how old her boy is, you know?

I'm surprised he HASN'T resorted to crime (that we know of) to avoid cutting into his Champion pulls yet.

Phil isn't brave enough to willfully thumb his nose at the law. I doubt he's even aware that he committed bankruptcy fraud. He looks at it as getting one over on the system.

You've seen the way he says now. "Get the fuck out, NOW! Leave!" Not even in a dominant way, it's like a petulant child

Indeed, though I don't think it's from WANTING things right away. I think he got used to GETTING everything right away, and then when that suddenly stopped, he never learned to handle it. Remember when he talked about his early collecting days? When he had tons of MtG cards, I believe? He didn't buy all that shit himself, the timing means he wasn't working yet, but he leaves that part out.

Phil never went without anything except that Wolverine toy, and THAT is why we know about it, because he was supposed to get that just like he did everything else.

 

[NursezillaX]

Whatever the reason, I'm sure it will have been someone else's fault, incredibly harrowing, almost cost DSP his life, and requires money to rectify.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

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New back lore.

The swaying, Jesus Christ.

 

[PieceofShet]

Whatever the reason, I'm sure it will have been someone else's fault, incredibly harrowing, almost cost DSP his life, and requires money to rectify.

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The reason.

 

[RougeRed]

His horse works there, he probably gets staff discount.

I checked on the Fred Meyers thing a few weeks ago and they said that she hadn't worked there in a while. I think she switched to a different big box store. They probably still go to Fred Meyers all the time because of phil's extremely tiny comfort zone.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

There's a reason his pre-streams are more important to him than any other part of his streaming time, and there's a reason they're always chock full of lies. He likes being a liar.

I don't fully agree with you but it doesn't come far off with quotes like:

"I'm good at lying" with that smug ass expression of his.

Also, the dude has an apology fetish. Probably gets off knowing he tricked a bunch of retards out of his money at the end of the day.