Skitzocow Lynn Ann - Columbine Fangirl

It's not surprising her fanfiction has likes. Fics of small children getting fucked by people and/or animals have even more likes and positive comments

I was just listening to the Last Podcast on the Left's episode on Columbine this afternoon and apparently the shooters being misfits no one loved was a myth.
 
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So wait, if she's 51 years old, then that means she was 35 when the Columbine shooting happened...which not only means she was old enough to remember what happened (most Columbine fangirls were not born yet or barely out of their diapers at the time), it's also possible that she's been obsessed with a teenage murderer since her 30s.
 
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Old Blighty said:
It's not surprising her fanfiction has likes. Fics of small children getting fucked by people and/or animals have even more likes and positive comments

I was just listening to the Last Podcast on the Left's episode on Columbine this afternoon and apparently the shooters being misfits no one loved was a myth.
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Where can I find this podcast?
 
I'm familiar with "columbiners" on tumblr, so I'm not half as shocked as I probably should be... But this woman is on a completely different level. This might be the worst case of hybristophilia I've ever seen.
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One of the necklaces can (barely) been seen in this video:
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I'm so very uncomfortable with how her arm is contorted in that video.

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Why is she doing that? Does she think that's attractive?
What is going on here.
 
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The Viking of Disapproval said:
I'm familiar with "columbiners" on tumblr, so I'm not half as shocked as I probably should be... But this woman is on a completely different level. This might be the worst case of hybristophilia I've ever seen.

I'm so very uncomfortable with how her arm is contorted in that video.

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Why is she doing that? Does she think that's attractive?
What is going on here.
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Her lack of movement and strange positioning in general points to some kind of physical disability, IMO.
 
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Her lack of movement and strange positioning in general points to some kind of physical disability, IMO.
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I was kind of thinking that too, since all of her photos and videos she's sitting in the same spot on her bed (which looks a lot like two beds pushed together?) But I think she probably just has an older pc/webcam and it's stationed right there, so she can't move it.
 
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Her work according to Facebook.
WILLIAM KERWIN AGENCY
williamkerwinagency.com/
Talent & Literary Representation. ... 2015 William Kerwin Agency | Official Website | WKA | Talent & Literary Agency | Hollywood, CA. 1605 N Cahuenga Blvd # 202, Los Angeles, CA 90028
(323) 469-5155

SAG-AFTRA:
5757 Wilshire Blvd
Los Angeles, California
(855) 724-2387
http://www.sagaftra.org/


One is a talent agency, and the other is a the Screen Actors Guild‐American Federation of Television and Radio Artists, I can't comprehend how she could make a living as a television artist, so I'm assuming that she considers the one television gig she did for Unexplained Mysteries her job and has some actual job which she does to make a living.

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I'm not sold that this Lynnann Muse and "our" Lynn Ann are the same person? Muse seems far more... uh... coherent.

Furthermore, in her youtube profile she's got a link to "One of my acting residuals for Unsolved Mysteries"
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Plugged into Google, "Unsolved Mysteries Lynn Ann" ended up finding one Lynn Ann who's been credited in an episode of Unsolved Mysteries: Lynn Ann Guisti.

Searching that name turned up a bunch of sketchy looking Chinese sites that I didn't bother investigating, but did present this uh... online card? Signed by, you guessed it, Lynn Ann Guisti in '09. She wrote some of that weird sappy "you're the cutest I love you forever and ever and ever" shit on it.

I don't think our girl could string words together to write a novel. Unless she's leading some extreme double life.
... they do look remarkably similar though.
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I believe this is her, since all evidence points to it. I'm inclined to believe the woman who wrote the christian book is a different woman, which is where we got her estimated age to be 50 from.

Here's her IMDB Profile:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2499739/

Bio:
Lynn Ann Guisti has started in acting at a very young age in New York. She relocated with her family to California in the 1990s. In her spare time she likes to bowl, go to the beach, and be with friends and family. Lynn Ann was also a child model after her mother enrolled her at John Robert Powers and was discovered at the age of 12 while visiting New York City and began to work on television commercials. Lynn Ann's very first commercial was for a shampoo product. Casting Director Lisa Weiss (New York) loved her hair. When Lynn Ann relocated to California, she wanted to live the normal life and not get cut up in stardom and went on auditions once in a great while. Today she is attending college and will return to acting on the side when she is finished with her full time studies.
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