A Something Sensitive Slapfight

[SITHRAK!]

Its also more than your wife has to say on her "canoe trips" because the river dyke is sitting on her face the whole time.

She likes kayaking because her female friends are much better at finding 'the man in the canoe'.

 

[polonium]

She likes kayaking because her female friends are much better at finding 'the man in the canoe'.

There hasn't been a man in her canoe for a long long time.

 

[Silas]

Hey get this

Someone hit my fucking Jeep while it was parked again.

 

[White Devil]

If it's not a Wrangler, it's not a Jeep.

 

[Never Scored]

Hey get this

Someone hit my fucking Jeep while it was parked again.

The poor pizza delivery man had a heart attack carrying the huge order of pizzas up your driveway, collapsed and struck his head on your car. What a shame.

Will his estate at least help with the deductible?

 

[Silas]

If it's not a Wrangler, it's not a Jeep.

It's an Italian-built Jeep by Fiat with a 1.4l turbo, thus making it the best Jeep.

 

[No Gods No Pozzes]

So I'm out of the loop. Is Aran the one who has the SS website now and purged everything due to butthurt or is that someone else?

 

[polonium]

The poor pizza delivery man had a heart attack carrying the huge order of pizzas up your driveway, collapsed and struck his head on your car. What a shame.

Will his estate at least help with the deductible?

Fatboy has a history of insurance fraud. He probably leaned against his own car after he got winded walking down the driveway to the mailbox to see if his wife sent him a postcard from her recent totally-not-a-lesbian-affair.

 

[Silas]

Fatboy has a history of insurance fraud.

It's not fraud if it happened exactly as described.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

So I'm out of the loop. Is Aran the one who has the SS website now and purged everything due to butthurt or is that someone else?

Yup.

 

[TiggerNits]

Hey get this

Someone hit my fucking Jeep while it was parked again.

Lol Renegades aren't Jeeps. They're Fiat 500X's in uglier colors

It's an Italian-built Jeep by Fiat with a 1.4l turbo, thus making it the best Jeep.

It's literally the worst Jeep since lifted Neon version of the Liberty

Its not even Italian, its made in Serbia and the engines were designed by Hyundai

That shit is literally the Century Arms AK of "Jeeps"

 

[Silas]

US market Renegades are built in Melfi, Italy

 

[TiggerNits]

You know that only two groups buy Renegades right?

The elderly who think "It's reliable because it's small!" and Lesbians

Wait... Did you get it for the canoe trips?

 

[White Devil]

Should have just gotten a Subaru Outback, it would have been cheaper.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

You could probably fit more groceries in a Subaru, too.

 

[polonium]

The outback has a neat set of built in roof bars. You can easily fit a couple of kayaks on there.

 

[Silas]

The outback has a neat set of built in roof bars. You can easily fit a couple of kayaks on there.

What, like this?

Should have just gotten a Subaru Outback, it would have been cheaper.

Nah, they switched to CVT only in 2015 so they were off my list. Plus, I got my 2016 Renegade for about $19k, it was an end of the model year deal in early 2017, they had two on the lot left so I snapped one up.

You know that only two groups buy Renegades right?

The elderly who think "It's reliable because it's small!" and Lesbians

Wait... Did you get it for the canoe trips?

I love my Renegade, the second I saw one I said to my wife "That's my next vehicle purchase." and it was. Traded in my rusted out deathtrap XJ Cherokee for it.

I used to have a first gen Forester, that was awesome too

 

[TiggerNits]

I love my Renegade, the second I saw one I said to my wife "That's my next vehicle purchase." and it was. Traded in my rusted out deathtrap XJ Cherokee for it.

Everything about you is so stupid, wrong, emasculated and outright fucking retarded that I feel like you're a god-tier level troll but something tells me you ain't that talented for it to be on purpose

 

[Silas]

I also have a first gen Scion xB

 

[Never Scored]

What, like this?

It's like you're trolling yourself at this point.

Come on man, you know that picture is going to lead to potshots about river dykes.