Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

interesting, can't remember ever having two fat on the go uploads in the same day. i'm almost certain strokey did this by mistake, as he likes to keep videos in his vault for a while before uploading. also, ever since bbq wars tour started he's uploaded one video from the tour followed by one regular fat on the go. so this was 100% done by mistake

ok let's watch video #1 which is "Granny's Brier Patch"

-salad which looks like it came right out of the sysco bag
-r.etard burns his mouth trying the green beans, and then burns his fingers when he goes to eat his fried chicken. fitting as he's wearing a hat that says #godlaughs
-"sometimes i just can't wait, i have to bite it"

complete snoozefest of a video

yet another strip mall mexican joint. sweet

-jack repeats the same line he does at every mexican restaurant he eats at. "yOu cAn aLwAyS jUdDgE a mExIcAn rEsTaUrAnT bY tHeIr sAlSa !"
-jack needs tammy to flip the menu for him because one arm
-the menu consists of the most basic whitewashed mexican fare
-jack does not like the salsa
-jack orders some chicken covered in coom with rice and beans. very authentic!
-he refers to the cheese as breast milk. well....ok then. i believe he's made the same odd comparison before at other mexican places. 50 something year old man who has eaten mexican food is entire life still doesn't know what queso blanco is
-jack gives the place a D+

 

[Kosher Salt]

I've been sitting on this one for a minute now, but Jack deserves a medal or two for all the (food) wars he's participated in and survived. Sometimes I wish he had a stupid food war veteran's hat.

He should put one of his kidney stones on a string and wear it, like some kind of autistic medallion.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Jack is a very angry guy and he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

Isn’t this some kind of passive-aggressive reference to the hard shell/soft shell thread on his FB last month? The one where he sperged out about how “white people are allowed to have opinions too.”

 

[Fatty2988]

Isn’t this some kind of passive-aggressive reference to the hard shell/soft shell thread on his FB last month? The one where he sperged out about how “white people are allowed to have opinions too.”

I think it's because he asked a day or two ago what everyone's favorite bbq side is (and listed two sides to pick from). To no one's surprise people were naming other sides than the two he listed. Jack will find a reason to be mad about anything, he seems to be in a constant fit of boomer rage.

 

[AnOminous]

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Jack is a very angry guy and he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

My favorite Thanksgiving side dish would be a DEAD JACK SCALFANI.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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Jack is a very angry guy and he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

"So I'm not hurt your head."

I'm convinced Leo from Twin Peaks was more cognizant of his actions during that vegetable phase than Jacko is on any given day.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

My favorite Thanksgiving side dish would be a DEAD JACK SCALFANI.

Jack used to trigger me pretty hard when i first discovered him.
But he has grown on me, its more amusement than hatred at this point.
I want him to survive more stuff. Another stroke, a heartattack or diabetes amputation.

How much mushbrain can a person live with?
Will Tammy be able to handle more disabilities with jack?
Can he become even more fat?

These are questions i wish to have answered.
He is a fascinating specimen and i enjoy seing him suffer!

 

[AnOminous]

These are questions i wish to have answered.
He is a fascinating specimen and i enjoy seing him suffer!

It's a pretty fun choice when you have to contemplate the long-term enjoyment of either watching someone die for your amusement, or continue to suffer for your amusement.

 

[wdymbro]

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Jack is a very angry guy and he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

"You guys won't pick your favorite out of a list I made of my favorites! Why are you guys picking your actual favorites?"

 

[jscalfani eats bigTs muff]

For the Granny's Brier Patch review, did he adjust the intro's volume to be lower than usual? I noticed I didn't wince this time around.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Any history buffs here? Just had a brainwave when studying Kaiser Bill.

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Manchild, paranoid and racist against non-whites, obsessed with getting a place in the sun even when it's obvious it won't ever happen, makes an ass of himself whenever he's got enough attention, and of course, a dead arm.

A notable difference is that Billy's family members still liked him in spite of all the belligerent warmongering.

Jack can't even give his son a tight hug around the neck without getting disowned as a father.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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Yeah, I believe that God laughs really hard at watching Jack's cooking failures.

Shit's still fucking raw.

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Nearly burnt on the outside, and raw on the inside - go figure. This guy is the gift that keeps on giving.

Makes me tempted to wonder if he subconsciously does raw chicken videos on purpose since they get more views than most of his "good" ones do.

Also just for emphasis - the original "raw chicken" monstrosity was over 8 years ago (McCormick Bag and Season). So over the course of 8 years, Jack still hasn't figured out how to do something as basic as making sure your chicken isn't raw before biting into it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He should put one of his kidney stones on a string and wear it, like some kind of autistic medallion.

Some people actually turn stones like that into jewelry. Once cut and polished they can actually appear quite lovely. But knowing Mushbrain he'd just crazy glue it to a lanyard and wear it around his neck like that.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Some people actually turn stones like that into jewelry. Once cut and polished they can actually appear quite lovely. But knowing Mushbrain he'd just crazy glue it to a lanyard and wear it around his neck like that.

Or he'd just deep-fry it in mayo and bacon grease and eat it and call it a "keto" recipie.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Please not another chili..

 

[StraightShooter2]

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Time for explosive diarrhea.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

-he refers to the cheese as breast milk. well....ok then. i believe he's made the same odd comparison before at other mexican places. 50 something year old man who has eaten mexican food is entire life still doesn't know what queso blanco is

I thought I was hearing things when he said that. Do we know if there is a particular reason for that comparison? Even considering his stroked brain, he usually doesn't fumble his words THAT badly.

I also loved how he sarcastically said "The chicken was well cooked and well seasoned, congrats on that" as thought he is even capable of doing that.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Why does the pork sausage say "not for sale"?

 

[StraightShooter2]

Roast chicken sashimi.

Glancing at the Youtube comments, it looks like he disapproved any comments by people telling him the chicken was undercooked, even though that's perfectly fair and constructive criticism.

Why does the pork sausage say "not for sale"?

Maybe it means "not for individual sale", as in you can only buy it in bulk.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I thought I was hearing things when he said that. Do we know if there is a particular reason for that comparison? Even considering his stroked brain, he usually doesn't fumble his words THAT badly.

I also loved how he sarcastically said "The chicken was well cooked and well seasoned, congrats on that" as thought he is even capable of doing that.

Probably because it reminds him of Mommywife’s warm bosom.