DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Will Dave be friends with Hazer again?
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There's a good chance Hazard just stop watching Phil and forgot to remove him from the friends list.

Phil is acting like everyone secretly is "jealous" of him or "likes" him when in reality most people forget about him.

AreadLord is the only old "friend" who doesn't hate Phil, but that's only because he like Swagginz has a fascination with Phil.

Froggy the Kid has gone rogue and has banned a bunch of people

So basically Phil didn't pay attention to them enough, and they threw a hissy fit over it. Phil's audience is just a bunch of attention deprived weirdos.
 
Wasn't Froggy the Kid confirmed to be a sock awhile ago? I'm sure I seen it in ether this thread or the fan one.

Got the post I think: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/onlyicedcoffee-sperg-containment.96393/post-10438511
There's foggah, frogga, froggy the kid, all different people. The first 2 are 2 different people from here and that chat is just trolling with that name. I think people said froggy the kid is a Wings mod. But that's not the same thing as your screenshot is referencing
 
"20 minutes left guys" stream update:

Total tip: $24

Top tip: RokeNO ($15)

Chat is amused by the absence of Chatter Derich and suspect Phil banned him

"Guys just so you know we have roughly 20 to 30 minutes left on the stream, it's my last consecutive stream of this week before before day off tomorrow, and I'm not gonna lie, the stream has been really slow tonight"

"If you can, and I'm not asking anyone to go out of their mean, but if you can, and enjoy this chill vibe stream, please consider TIPPING ME, its terrible we haven't even reached the gunner glasses goal at this point, and I need the money now to afford......ugh.......whatever I need to do tomorrow, okay?"

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"20 minutes left guys" stream update:

Total tip: $24

Top tip: RokeNO ($15)

Chat is amused by the absence of Chatter Derich and suspect Phil banned him

"Guys just so you know we have roughly 20 to 30 minutes left on the stream, it's my last consecutive stream of this week before before day off tomorrow, and I'm not gonna lie, the stream has been really slow tonight"

"If you can, and I'm not asking anyone to go out of their mean, but if you can, and enjoy this chill vibe stream, please consider TIPPING ME, its terrible we haven't even reached the gunner glasses goal at this point, and I need the money now to afford......ugh.......whatever I need to do tomorrow, okay?"

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Was Derich banned for talking about porn stars in chat, or did an obscure pornstar like one of his tweets so he is spending the night harassing her? We may never know
 
{REDACTED} used up all his energy making socks to boost his members amount, that he fell asleep for the late stream. He needs that money for tomorrow.

Edit- Also he will have to make sure to reup the memberships in a month because if not on the 18th next month he will drop off hard well below the goal. In fact I will call it now, for Phil's holiday stream he will be below 300 members.
 
I'm just catching up on today. One thing from the prestream that I wanted to call attention to because it seems like one of those things that may be worth referencing later.
Phil, during this weird rant where (I think) he was trying to be humorous, he at one point, actually spoke the truth.
(3:16)
He played it as a joke, but he said that he has heard the complaints about his prestream break for years and just ignored them, flat out. Because he didn't want to change it.
This is exactly what Phil says he no longer does, that he isn't pigheaded anymore, that he listens to his audience and takes valid criticism. He just admitted that all of that is a lie - Phil does what Phil wants to do, regardless of the validity of the complaint, and if he doesn't like something, he'll just ignore it completely.
The dents didn't catch that he just admits he deliberately treats them like shit.

He also says that he has 'trained' his bowels to respond to certain times and that he functions on a regular schedule, like clockwork.
He gives his sleep schedule as an example, saying he wakes up at the same time every day, without an alarm. On a day where he admits he slept through his alarm... but ok.
But this is also Phil admitting that when he started to add that prestream break in during late 2018, he was deliberately training himself to take a break. Exactly as we speculated he was.
His strategy is now to go back to how he used to do things and sell these things as positive changes.

Also... this was a haven of his autism when it comes to feces. Doodies, Lincoln logs, bunker blasters... everything is in here. His fixation on shit is just so fucking juvenile and weird.
And I like the implication here that Kat does nothing to help him. Time-wise, it seems that she usually gets home after his last stream, meaning she is home in the morning when he gets up. And she just... lets him sleep in. Despite Phil supposedly following the same routine every day. What a supportive partner.

I’m glad you also caught this pathetic “positive” change to the pre stream breaks as nothing new but simply tweaking 30 minutes of stream time to bring it back to how it originally always was. In typical Phil fashion, he just started adding breaks because he wanted to and without taking into consideration anyone else’s feedback. As he’s made it clear ample of times before, it’s his fucking stream and he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Just make sure to tip him periodically to support his garbage content.

To me, one of Phil’s most peculiar behavioral cues has always been his uncanny ability to push the envelope in implementing his legendary laziness into every aspect of the stream experience which always directly or indirectly negatively affects his audience.

Multiple breaks intermittently woven into the stream? Check.
Burping? Check.
Snorting? Check.
Lip smacking? Check.
Bottle crunching into the microphone? Check.
Continuously stopping gameplay to update his faggy paypig leaderboard? Check.
Pausing the game to pigsplain the most obvious shit? Check.
Spending over an hour saying the same shit during his prestream? Check.
Leaving to go say hi to his wife (yeah, sure) for over ten minutes at a time? Check.

Think of anything that would negatively impact the stream experience and Phil is probably going to do it. The level of utter disrespect for his audience of retarrrs is mind boggling but why would he ever change his behavior when his financial uptake either increases or remains steady on a month-to-month basis. The only thing that’s going to make him enact any changes is a dip in income and that hasn’t happened due to the resilience of a few whales who have decided to die on this hill of emptying their wallets for a man who absolutely deserves none of it.

But you know what really surprised me during this weird and extremely rare epiphany that he admitted on stream about his idiotic stubbornness? That he was almost proud of it as he alluded that there was a way to chisel him down to submission, eventually. This fat fucking slob genuinely believes that it’s normal for feedback to be enacted upon after four fucking years of being told something. Essentially, Phil said that he listens to your feedback… it might just take him over half a decade to implement it. The gall of this fucking dude, I swear. He has to be autistic or be on the spectrum, he just has to.

Oh and that cute little rant about being “retroactively cancelled.” *Chef’s kiss* just another example of Phil being absolutely unable to take any responsibility for his awful behavior that he exhibited during his late 20s and early 30s. He wasn’t young; he wasn’t a teenager; he wasn’t a kid. He was a grown ass man acting like a complete jackass and expects to be forgiven for over a decade of some of the most iconically toxic behavior any content creator has ever publicly displayed.

Remember guys, if Phil himself claims that his behavior was never perfect and himself has realized the errors of his ways (while, by the way, never mentioning specific events but vaguely alluding to them), Phil should completely be forgiven and his past transgressions forgotten regardless of how vile, crass, low-brow, racist, and disgusting they were. This manchild does not possess any capacity to understand that he’s barely changed since his early YT days and that his reputation of being an incredibly toxic asshole is still what defines him to this day.

This complete lack of self-awareness is truly Phil’s defining trait as the premiere KF lolcow.
 
DSP talking about his hole-ridden boxers recently:

"You know I keep stuff clean alright, just being honest. That's one thing about me I've always been a more cleanly person. I hate slovenliness. I hate things that are dirty, disgusting, I like things clean okay."

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.......riiiiight.
That is why Phillip spend thousands of dollars to bring his new Mom/Wife to Renton. DSP loves clean things, doesnt mean he is the one to clean them though, he has a Mom/Wife for that...until it became clear that Khet loves Skyrim more than her own ''husband''
 
That is why Phillip spend thousands of dollars to bring his new Mom/Wife to Renton. DSP loves clean things, doesnt mean he is the one to clean them though, he has a Mom/Wife for that...until it became clear that Khet loves Skyrim more than her own ''husband''
Probably part of why his idea of a great vacation was hanging around in hotels. Pigsties he doesn't need to clean himself.
 
Here are the ongoing stats for the current 3 white-hot new releases that are going to save the business:

Total # streams: 4
Total time: 10 hours & 29 minutes

Average tips per stream (gross): $68
Average Super Chats per stream(gross): $42
- Average $ per stream (combined gross): $111
Average $/hour: $42

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Total # streams: 5
Total time: 15 hours & 38 minutes

Average tips per stream (gross): $165
Average Super Chats per stream (gross): $77
- Average $ per stream (combined gross): $242

Average $/hour: $77

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Total # streams: 3
Total time: 9 hours & 24 minutes

Average tips per stream (gross): $130
Average Super Chats per stream (gross): $48
- Average $ per stream (combined gross): $178

Average $/hour: $57

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Here are the ongoing stats for the current 3 white-hot new releases that are going to save the business:

Total # streams: 4
Total time: 10 hours & 29 minutes

Average tips per stream (gross): $68
Average Super Chats per stream(gross): $42
- Average $ per stream (combined gross): $111
Average $/hour: $42

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Total # streams: 5
Total time: 15 hours & 38 minutes

Average tips per stream (gross): $165
Average Super Chats per stream (gross): $77
- Average $ per stream (combined gross): $242

Average $/hour: $77

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Total # streams: 3
Total time: 9 hours & 24 minutes

Average tips per stream (gross): $130
Average Super Chats per stream (gross): $48
- Average $ per stream (combined gross): $178

Average $/hour: $57

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Well Forza is not a hype AAA game (or I'm told by DSP) so DEBUNKED!!!
 
Probably part of why his idea of a great vacation was hanging around in hotels. Pigsties he doesn't need to clean himself.
His ''Wife'' is basically a Chaperone for someone to exceptional to cook a pot of noodles at this point, trying to recreate the happy times where Phils Mom would take him to the mall and buy him useless crap once a week. Phil show very little interest in sex, isnt interested in starting a real family(sorry Jasper) or even sharing more than a doordash meal once an evening with his beloved. No, he just wants a woman to clean his skid marked pyjamas, throw the paper plates in the trash for him and recreate this bizaree weekly Mall ritual, all because his Birth Mother is in another State

Money doesnt buy you love, but if you throw enough dollars at someone more exceptional than you are then Phil will never have to drive himself to Burger King ever again

All it cost him was a few thousand dollars in utilities and doordash. Phil truely wins at life... :story:
 
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