DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[WolverineGuy22]

A dark yellowish tongue can be, and often is, a sign of poor oral hygiene which Philip surely has. In very rare cases it could be a sign of diabetes or a condition called jaundice, which is a condition that causes yellowing of the eyes and/or skin.

 

[white gorilla glue]

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That's what happens when you spend your days with a Tan Ten Tens

 

[Iron Father]

Again! Again! Time for telebeggies!

 

[Piece of Peace]

In case there was any doubt remaining that these new members were sock accounts, there were 2 new memberships under the name "Joo Dan Tae".

The first one immediately attempted to retract their automated chat message, but the chat scraper still caught it.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Imagine the skid marks he leaves all over his own damn house

EDIT he just said a pack of boxer shorts are ''$300-400 dalharrs''

He is fucking mental

He knows the dentheads are gullible enough to fall for it. He'll spend 20-30 on Amazon for boxers and blow the rest on gacha.

 

[capefear56]

Phil knows they're not legit. He knew it with the Halloween begathon too. Said something like "I knew there was going to be a big drop". Since gifted memberships aren't a thing on YouTube, that's a tacit admission that they weren't real.

I wonder if it scares the shit out of him that most of his income is coming from 1-2 people.

 

[Elescondido]

I'm surprised no one has suggested it yet after today's schizophrenic stream

Phil shows up nearly an hour late with no explanation. Comes on camera with his eyes welled up like he's been crying. Makes several jokes about improving the stream explicitly shitting on all of his viewers who have been trying to help improve his content for years. Spends gameplay dicking around going into insane extended rants about the usual topics to blow off steam.

I think Kat found out about the events in the Kat thread and had a knock down screaming match with Phil about trolls actually seeking out her homeless insane sister and getting her to trick.

Thats probably not the case but it had something to do with Kat, maybe she is cheating..... it wouldnt be the first she does it lmao

 

[Pass_The_Remote]

I wonder if it scares the shit out of him that most of his income is coming from 1-2 people.

Only late at night when he drinks the gin to pass out.

 

[capefear56]

In case there was any doubt remaining that these new members were sock accounts, there were 2 new memberships under the name "Joo Dan Tae".

The first one immediately attempted to retract their automated chat message, but the chat scraper still caught it.

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And it's so obvious when you look at the names themselves. You can clearly see a pattern in how they're formatted:

You mean to tell me 4 people with different ethnic first/last names as their usernames all subbed consecutively...

And those 4 names all subbed almost exactly 5 minutes apart from eachother, like he was watching the clock and waiting. So fucking sloppy, this guy. I watch a lot of True Crime documentaries in my spare time, and occasionally incredibly stupid criminals will try to cover up their activities in the dumbest manners possible, all while thinking they're criminal masterminds. What this guy does reminds me of those losers so much. It's just so pathetic.

 

[unapologetic weeaboo]

I fell asleep watching a dsp prestream reecap. I shit you not I had a dream where I was somehow in Phil’s house, he sends me for groceries and gives me his phone ( was an old Samsung slider phone ) I looked at his bank details and it was like a thousand yen in the Yakuza font. I think I did something to the phone after, not really sure, but then me and him started searching for the phone together in a desert to which we drove to in my car. I ride around the desert on a longboard while he walks behind me, I stop, he looks at me and says something like “Twas you I knew it” fucking jumps at me and I woke up as if it were a nightmare all sweaty my heart was racing and shit. Man I have to stop doing this it was

 

[UaineRunei]

I fell asleep watching a dsp prestream reecap. I shit you not I had a dream where I was somehow in Phil’s house, he sends me for groceries and gives me his phone ( was an old Samsung slider phone ) I looked at his bank details and it was like a thousand yen in the Yakuza font. I think I did something to the phone after, not really sure, but then me and him started searching for the phone together in a desert to which we drove to in my car. I ride around the desert on a longboard while he walks behind me, I stop, he looks at me and says something like “Twas you I knew it” fucking jumps at me and I woke up as if it were a nightmare all sweaty my heart was racing and shit. Man I have to stop doing this it was

Calm down, Derich. You'll be ok now.

I'm glad that you finally created an account here!

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I wonder if it scares the shit out of him that most of his income is coming from 1-2 people.

I don't think he would think of it if we didn't point it out, and he still won't begin to panic until nearly months after the whales theoretically went extinct.

Despite his "Tips help now," bullshit, the turnaround time on Superchats depositing into his hooves is also the closest he has to an emergency fund. An emergency fund that fluctuates wildly.

 

[FaXmachine]

Imagine if Derich did make an account here, he craves attention so I could only imagine he'd @ whoever he thinks is most important over and over with inane shit or even worse Phil playthrough facts.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Imagine if Derich did make an account here, he craves attention so I could only imagine he'd @ whoever he thinks is most important over and over with inane shit or even worse Phil playthrough facts.

I'm sure @actually would like that a whole bunch

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

And it's so obvious when you look at the names themselves. You can clearly see a pattern in how they're formatted:

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You mean to tell me 4 people with different ethnic first/last names as their usernames all subbed consecutively...

And those 4 names all subbed almost exactly 5 minutes apart from eachother, like he was watching the clock and waiting. So fucking sloppy, this guy. I watch a lot of True Crime documentaries in my spare time, and occasionally incredibly stupid criminals will try to cover up their activities in the dumbest manners possible, all while thinking they're criminal masterminds. What this guy does reminds me of those losers so much. It's just so pathetic.

Just a special someone continuing to inflate Phil's memberships like he did with Phil's TwitchTV subs.

It's great that he is so terrible at making it look natural.

In his head he probably thinks he is getting back at the trolls, but again Phil would do his stupid begathons, regardless if he hit the membership goals.

 

[actually]

I'm sure @actually would like that a whole bunch

You think if I just typed "Goodnight Derich!" in the chat up above, he would immediately go to bed, Pavlov-style?

 

[Anal birth]

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT DAVE???? IN YOUR CLIMATE CONTROLLED GAMING POD, YOU COOKIE CUTTER CREEP

 

[Tahxic Filth]

Just a special someone continuing to inflate Phil's memberships like he did with Phil's TwitchTV subs.

It's great that he is so terrible at making it look natural.

In his head he probably thinks he is getting back at the trolls, but again Phil would do his stupid begathons, regardless if he hit the membership goals.

What's really funny about this whole arrangement is that he's not getting back at the trolls at all. He's getting back at Phil's liver. He makes his tips goal? Congrats, he spends it all immediately. He doesn't make it? We get gold dust begments. The day will come, and by the looks of Phil's atrophying body, that day will be soon...that Dave's liver just spontaneously combusts and fails. The only question is if that'll be live on stream or if it's during one of his beloved "hate shits".

I seriously give Phil another five or six years before his body just gives out.

 

[Dona Morte]

Will Dave be friends with Hazer again?

 

[But I Digress]

Froggy the Kid has gone rogue and has banned a bunch of people