Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

What do you think will happen?

  • Guilty on all charges

    Votes: 282 8.8%
  • Full Acquittal

    Votes: 1,077 33.7%
  • Mistral

    Votes: 264 8.3%
  • Mixture of verdicts

    Votes: 479 15.0%
  • Minecraft

    Votes: 213 6.7%
  • Roblox

    Votes: 132 4.1%
  • Runescape

    Votes: 203 6.3%
  • Somehow Guilty Of Two Mutually Exclusive Actions

    Votes: 514 16.1%
  • KYLE WILL SUBMIT TO BBC

    Votes: 35 1.1%

  • Total voters
    3,199
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Rosenbaum also sodomized and raped five children. Plus he said "nigger" with an R in it, and that's obviously way worse.
I was trying to fit a Kyle getting a BBC-9000 into Juror #3's monologue, but I couldn't find a natural way to do it. I was gonna play around with SO WHAT IF HE WAS A CONVICTED PEDOPHILE! ALL LIFE HAS VALUE! That was my attempt anyway. I'll link my source if people get bored and want to do their own edits.

 
Oh. Even if you trust him, he's got no insider info due to his messy breakup with the defense team. He's wild-ass guessing.
the tom wolfe book he's talking is radic chic and mau mauing the flak catchers. about rich jews holding Black panther parties and black grifters doing what they do with city politicans.
 
he is basing it off his supposed knowledge of the aristocratic kenosha yankee population, if such a think exists.
Except for one problem. The only thing he knows about Juror #52... is that she is a woman.

That's it. That is all. That is every single bit of info he would have.

If I handed any speculation as fact to my boss based on that, I'd -deserve- the ass kicking I get.
 
Basically! At least as far as I know, would be better to ask @AnOminous
Someone pointed out, quite correctly, that this kind of instruction is not favored in Wisconsin, apparently one of three cheese-eating surrender states where this is the case. I still think the judge will try something like it if the jury insists on sticking their thumbs up their asses and not coming to a decision. He will just try to come up with an instruction that isn't the exact "Allen charge" but tries to do the same thing.

What else can he do?
 
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this dude is saying nigger repeatedly.
 
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