Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[bineovineo]

I've been spending the last 2.5 weeks catching up with this thread, I am around page 450 by now and jumping ahead for a moment to share that Sarah Jean is getting her 3rd port today (is it normal to go through so many ports?) Oh, and of course, hours before surgery she is cuddling up with a literal raccoon.

Spoiler: hiding the pics under a spoiler as I am getting used to the editing

She is my favorite munchie, its the accent, the inconsistencies and the chronic oversharing that make me love her. Although I have a weakness for Skinwalker too, curious to see if she will show up in the upcoming pages. (Going back into time again to catch up)

 

[DoorPost101]

Victoria has been devastatingly boring lately, so here’s a horrifying transformation that shows off her shitty shake-and-go plastic wig that she doesn’t know how to style or even wear properly, and somehow looks worse than her “thinning” pube-like hair.
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I just want to teach Victoria a few basic selfie tips. You know, work that side angle, get the wig parted and placed properly, that sort of thing. She's not an ugly young woman, she just needs to not be such a mong with the camera and emphasize her weird chin/neck line.

 

[Grey B. Train]

She claims she wants to die with dignity instead of facing the many surgeries it would require for her to somehow stay alive with EDS. I think she just wants 3 weeks of all you can eat opiates.

And 1) Surgery is contra-indicated with EDS, PT is the way to manage it
2) as others have said, Addisons is very manageable, they've even used Glucose doo-hickey's to help dispense the cortisol etc.
3) Get over yourself little girl. You're not currently suffering ANYthing beyond a bloated ego and you just want the asspats and an excuse to feed an ED AND get painkillers while suicide baiting. It's like a trifecta of attention starvation!

 

[Look Away]

I'd probably kill myself if I had gastroparesis. The drugs to treat it are shit: reglan and zofran. Reglan might be the worst drug in existence with black box warnings on suicidal ideation and tardive dyskinesis - which, once it happens, might not wear off ever. You can only take it for 12 weeks max - which of course isn't useful if you have gastroparesis.



So if she's taking reglan it might be that the drug is just trying to kill her. The rest of it is BS of course.

Zofran is some kind of wonder drug, but you will never shit again.

Forgive me if I fuck up this reply, I'm bad at tech.

While Reglan & Zofran are used to treat Gastroparesis, the first treatment is actually usually a change in diet. Low FODMAP (less fiber basically) generally helps many with Gastroparesis. There's also different nausea meds besides Zofran (Phenergan being one.)

 

[LonesomeDud]

Question: are wheelchairs for chronic fatigue necessary? I get that chronic fatigue can fucking suck but I’ve come across many young white women on Instagram who use power chairs for their chronic fatigue, usually britbongs and often with a decent online following/brand deals. I’m used to seeing power chairs for EDS (insert eye roll here) but chronic fatigue? Really? Super interested to know more.

I'm not saying chronic fatigue isn't real, but a power chair is a terrible idea. So we have a patt of our brain called the default mode network. Basically it's our capacity for metathought and reflection about ourselves, and most chronic fatigue patients have overly active default mode networks, a lot like depressed people. Part of decreasing it in a sane way is changing things about ourselves to increase our overall chances of getting well, which would mean replacing damaging behaviors like bad sleep hygiene and power wheelchairs with a good night time routine with no electronics in the bedroom and moderate exercise. Giving them chairs is lazy.

 

[Protozoangod]

And 1) Surgery is contra-indicated with EDS, PT is the way to manage it
2) as others have said, Addisons is very manageable, they've even used Glucose doo-hickey's to help dispense the cortisol etc.
3) Get over yourself little girl. You're not currently suffering ANYthing beyond a bloated ego and you just want the asspats and an excuse to feed an ED AND get painkillers while suicide baiting. It's like a trifecta of attention starvation!

This. JFK had freaking Addison’s for Christ’s sake! It’s not a death sentence like some of these ass twats want us to believe.

 

[Unheard Bird]

And 1) Surgery is contra-indicated with EDS, PT is the way to manage it
2) as others have said, Addisons is very manageable, they've even used Glucose doo-hickey's to help dispense the cortisol etc.
3) Get over yourself little girl. You're not currently suffering ANYthing beyond a bloated ego and you just want the asspats and an excuse to feed an ED AND get painkillers while suicide baiting. It's like a trifecta of attention starvation!

If she bails, all the spoonie allies she has will be infuriated that she didn't go through with the decision they're totally not wanting her to go through with. The morbid and competitive curiosity these people have keeps them watching.

I suppose she will document her starvation journey, not like it wouldn't be completely triggering.

 

[A tree]

If she bails, all the spoonie allies she has will be infuriated that she didn't go through with the decision they're totally not wanting her to go through with. The morbid and competitive curiosity these people have keeps them watching.

I suppose she will document her starvation journey, not like it wouldn't be completely triggering.

I think we've had this discussion before but VSED is going to be almost impossibly difficult for someone who's not at deaths door and borderline comatose.
Instinct is going to kick in. It's going to hurt. It's going to be deeply unpleasant. Are there even any known case studies of someone managing to do it when they aren't remotely close to death?

 

[Unheard Bird]

I think we've had this discussion before but VSED is going to be almost impossibly difficult for someone who's not at deaths door and borderline comatose.
Instinct is going to kick in. It's going to hurt. It's going to be deeply unpleasant. Are there even any known case studies of someone managing to do it when they aren't remotely close to death?

If she bails she will say her zebra warrior instinct took over. That or the miracle meds (aka opiates) saved her so she must need them moar.

 

[Vanilla Donut]

Lol, holy shit, that is…extremely exceptional. None of those conditions are remotely terminal nor do they have anything to do with losing ones dignity unless you’re worried about getting fat from the roids or descending into complete munchie-by-internet hysterics. What she plans to do in her case is not euthanasia but straight up suicide, and a painful one at that. I’m gonna guess she either wants to be showered in narcotics and attention or she‘s got one hell of a raging ED. Probably a bit of both. I hope that she’s been given a proper psych evaluation?

There was a website linked somewhere upthread that shared some great information about VSED and hosted testimonials written by the relatives of those who went through with it. I can’t remember if it was on that site or if I’d jumped further down the rabbit hole from there, but most if not all were dementia patients apart from one older woman who went through with it because she’d injured her back then decided to off herself because she just basically didn’t want to deal with the aches and pains of getting older. I don’t believe a study was done on the case but she had video recorded some of it, I’ll try find it later if anyone is interested but can’t find it when I’m home from work.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

This. JFK had freaking Addison’s for Christ’s sake! It’s not a death sentence like some of these ass twats want us to believe.

Um. Yeah, and look what happened to him! Got his head exploded. Ergo Addison’s is a violent death sentence and she is totally right to choose a hunger strike for opiates VSED and die with dignity instead of a smashed melon head……….

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Instinct is going to kick in. It's going to hurt. It's going to be deeply unpleasant. Are there even any known case studies of someone managing to do it when they aren't remotely close to death?

I poked around last time it came up in this thread. There are people who have managed to do it without medication support and there are non-terminal young people who have managed to do it, but I never saw a case where both applied.

 

[KiwiFarmerSimulator2021]

Reminds me of how i describe the first 5 days of keto. Shes basically just on a diet.

 

[not124get]

Missed these on last post. Possibly pregnant kiley and daughter or "stepdaughter" with deceased boyfriend from facebook. The subject's munching may have started around this time. My research was delayed..

Can anyone else get into kileys friends list? I was unfriended during her birthday meltdown and lost access until recently. I tried with six different accounts and waited three months to get back in. She did not accept "models" or old wealthy looking men. I was most surprised by the sugar daddy types she ignored. Kiley received a long paragraph of narcissistic compliments telling her I had been a longtime fan and asked for her OnlyFans link. she heart emojied my message and sent the link, then accepted my friend request. The account is a middle aged attractive male with two pit bulls. She messaged that my dogs were "incredibly gorgeous beasts." kiley has posted a bunch of new stuff recently I do not have the time to sort through right now. She is also Insta-muching again.

If she bails, all the spoonie allies she has will be infuriated that she didn't go through with the decision they're totally not wanting her to go through with.

While you said this perfectly, I'm inclined to disagree.

I think the other munchies don't mind so much when another one bites the dust because the deceased's existing fanbase has to go somewhere and it may be to them. One munchie's loss is the another munchies' gain.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Missed these on last post. Possibly pregnant kiley and daughter or "stepdaughter" with deceased boyfriend from facebook. The subject's munching may have started around this time. My research was delayed..

Can anyone else get into kileys friends list? I was unfriended during her birthday meltdown and lost access until recently. I tried with six different accounts and waited three months to get back in. She did not accept "models" or old wealthy looking men. I was most surprised by the sugar daddy types she ignored. Kiley received a long paragraph of narcissistic compliments telling her I had been a longtime fan and asked for her OnlyFans link. she heart emojied my message and sent the link, then accepted my friend request. The account is a middle aged attractive male with two pit bulls. She messaged that my dogs were "incredibly gorgeous beasts." kiley has posted a bunch of new stuff recently I do not have the time to sort through right now. She is also Insta-muching again.

I have no clue who you are, but don't cowtip. It's weird. Also, posting these normal, non-lolcow pictures of this woman in her life is weird. How is this supposed to be funny?

 

[SheLovesRevenge]

The subject's munching may have started around this time. My research was delayed..

I do not have the time to sort through right now. She is also Insta-muching again.

Yeah, how about a proof of her being a munchie and not just dragging random person into a thread?

 

[SaturnBeforeSunset]

Missed these on last post. Possibly pregnant kiley and daughter or "stepdaughter" with deceased boyfriend from facebook. The subject's munching may have started around this time. My research was delayed..

Can anyone else get into kileys friends list? I was unfriended during her birthday meltdown and lost access until recently. I tried with six different accounts and waited three months to get back in. She did not accept "models" or old wealthy looking men. I was most surprised by the sugar daddy types she ignored. Kiley received a long paragraph of narcissistic compliments telling her I had been a longtime fan and asked for her OnlyFans link. she heart emojied my message and sent the link, then accepted my friend request. The account is a middle aged attractive male with two pit bulls. She messaged that my dogs were "incredibly gorgeous beasts." kiley has posted a bunch of new stuff recently I do not have the time to sort through right now. She is also Insta-muching again.

Lurk moar. Don’t double post. Don’t message cows. And by god don’t come here bragging about how you’re such a clever troll.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Yeah, how about a proof of her being a munchie and not just dragging random person into a thread?

Calm the shit down newfags, her name is Kiley Prososki and I did five posts on this crazy bitch. She claims her mother poisoned her with arsenic when really she’s just anorexic and BPD. She’s also been super fucking abusive to several “service dogs” And led to the death of at least two of them. Search is not working for me right now but this was in February of this year and she dominated the thread for about a month because of how insane she is.

OP Had her friended before I ever posted about her. A random Reddit post of hers got posted to this thread by someone who asked me to look into her. After I posted, OP made an account and fact checked a lot of my information because they had access to accounts and groups I was not able to access. Including leaking her fucking medical documents so we could actually see the blood test results that she had been talking about. They also filled in an entire period of her life where she was not posting publicly on any social media by giving me the name of the person she was living with at the time who documented it on her behalf, and providing stories from him about what she was like. The “birthday meltdown” During which OP was removed from all of these groups was also before I posted. She has a public account where she friends thousands of people, as she fancies herself an Internet celebrity activist for adult victims of Munchausen by Proxy and a famous model. From there it was not difficult to get access to her private accounts as long as you kissed her ass, which was as easy as liking a few posts. She was so desperate to convince herself and others that her mother poisoned her that she took a thumbs up or a heart emote as proof you were one of her true believers.

This poster is legit and was very helpful but not everyone has time to keep up with internet drama. Like you know, maybe reading the fucking thread to see the very extensive documentation I did on this woman less than a year ago.

@not124get I’m almost home from my vacation and can stalk appropriately then.

Edits to better explain the timeline of events.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There was a website linked somewhere upthread that shared some great information about VSED and hosted testimonials written by the relatives of those who went through with it. I can’t remember if it was on that site or if I’d jumped further down the rabbit hole from there, but most if not all were dementia patients apart from one older woman who went through with it because she’d injured her back then decided to off herself because she just basically didn’t want to deal with the aches and pains of getting older. I don’t believe a study was done on the case but she had video recorded some of it, I’ll try find it later if anyone is interested but can’t find it when I’m home from work.

I think this was the site linked previously: VSED Resources Northwest.

This sounds like the lady you're thinking about; family made a documentary:
Rosemary Bowen's Fast

At age 94, Rosemary Bowen hastened her death by voluntarily stopping eating and drinking (VSED) in 2018. For twenty years, Rosemary Bowen had told her family that she would hasten her death when she was no longer able to live independently. Several months after suffering a back injury, she decided that she was ready to die. Rosemary asked her daughter to make this video to show others that VSED could be a sensible end-of-life option.​

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IMO it's good to have this information and these advocates out there, but it sucks that the laws don't allow the choice of medical aid in dying for people with a dementia diagnosis. It seems like it's mostly people consciously facing dementia, with some older people who see VSED as "suicide lite;" they wouldn't kill themselves and probably wouldn't go for MAID, but just stopping eating is acceptable to their morals.

(It's interesting that an end-stage dementia patient (or other terminal illness) do slowly drift away from eating and drinking at the end. Someone who's 83 and cognitive but also just kinda tired and done with living now; is that VSED when they stop eating? Or is that just the same instinct as the terminal cancer patient, it's just that there's no one single cause to point at? The whole thing is sad and fascinating and I wish we did better by our elders.)

 

[A tree]

I think this was the site linked previously: VSED Resources Northwest.

This sounds like the lady you're thinking about; family made a documentary:
Rosemary Bowen's Fast

At age 94, Rosemary Bowen hastened her death by voluntarily stopping eating and drinking (VSED) in 2018. For twenty years, Rosemary Bowen had told her family that she would hasten her death when she was no longer able to live independently. Several months after suffering a back injury, she decided that she was ready to die. Rosemary asked her daughter to make this video to show others that VSED could be a sensible end-of-life option.​

​

IMO it's good to have this information and these advocates out there, but it sucks that the laws don't allow the choice of medical aid in dying for people with a dementia diagnosis. It seems like it's mostly people consciously facing dementia, with some older people who see VSED as "suicide lite;" they wouldn't kill themselves and probably wouldn't go for MAID, but just stopping eating is acceptable to their morals.

(It's interesting that an end-stage dementia patient (or other terminal illness) do slowly drift away from eating and drinking at the end. Someone who's 83 and cognitive but also just kinda tired and done with living now; is that VSED when they stop eating? Or is that just the same instinct as the terminal cancer patient, it's just that there's no one single cause to point at? The whole thing is sad and fascinating and I wish we did better by our elders.)

Euthanasia should be avaiable to any senior who wants it and is compos mentis.
Fuck shitting yourself in a nappy on valium for a decade. Why have they got to starve to death if they want to die? Why can't we give them a nice fat shot of fentanyl and go bye bye. That's the way I want to go out.