Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[quickthrowaway]

I mean every other lawyer on the panel says much of the same about how dogshit the defense is, it's not like Barnes has some unique insight.

The insight is he had these opinions weeks ago as well.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

unabomber was caught by preparing his handwriting fingerprint (atleast that's what the discovery series told me)

A little bit of that, but mostly just using deductive reasoning:

Who’s smart enough to make homemade bombs, hide their identity, and write intelligent manifestos? A college grad, maybe a professor. Who would write a manifesto about how technology sucks? Probably someone who lives in some dingy cabin. Put two and two together and the list narrows down significantly.

 

[Gehenna]

I’m not one to armchair analyze body language—a lot of that is bunk too—but remember that Barnes thinks it’s been perfectly theorized. This, he’s much more likely to adapt a posture he’s read is powerful and confident.

I like Barnes, but he’s said bunk about MMT and science before. No one’s above critique.

It's not the body language I am using, it's his whole setup. Body language stuff is... iffy, because you are reading natural physical responses in real-time. It's a lot, -lot- easier to figure out what someone is going for when they repeatedly, deliberately do something.

The whole setup of his stream is easy enough to put together once you have even the most basic level of proficiency in cinematography... because it's so basic.

What's in focus? Him, using leading lines to frame himself. Then rather literal frames to the Snipe's case picture and his law degree. And his posture is -always- him in the big chair with his arms back.

 

[rage against modernity]

Kenosha is barely relevant in Wisconsin, except as the butt of jokes, so it may be a possibility.

This shooting is gonna forever be the first thing people remember about that town, imagine living in Kensoha lmao, mistake on the lake.

 

[Oxous]

unabomber was caught by preparing his handwriting fingerprint (atleast that's what the discovery series told me)

Handwriting analysis and handwriting psychology are two similar but very different things. One is a very real and established method for identifying an unknown individual, the other is... hard at the best of times to interpret.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

Wasnt he caught because his brother betrayed him

Kind of. Ted always wanted to be caught. He wanted to use the coverage of his trial to expose people to his beliefs and manifesto, or so he claims.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I find it hilarious that the baizuo always try to lump all the Asians into one group when they all pretty much hate each other. The South Park episode about world cultures sure got that right.

Asians, whatever the group, also tend to be the most racist motherfuckers on the earth. Seriously, once you get them started, they put /pol to shame in the racism department.

 

[RodgerDodger]

In a properly functioning America we would have thanked Kyle, rearmed him and sent him back out to finish the job.

 

[Particle Bored]

 

[theshitposter]

The unabomber used a distinct phrase “can’t eat your cake and have it too” that his brother recognized. It was the phrasing not the handwriting.

yeah just recalled that the mfker used a typewriter

 

[Panama]

Wonder who the holdout juror is. You know that nigga running straight to the press after this and being like "I... I tried to stop RACISM!!" And you know that bitch going to be fat and white as fuck, lol.

It’s Rich Evans. He just wanted a few days away from Mike.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Nothing is going on. Let's rewrite this so that it's about Kyle getting the BBC.

Berserk as a whole is a visceral tale of overcoming adversity, writhing under the oppressive ceiling of fate like some sort of deli lobster fresh for the slaughter scrambling about in his tank, and a story of the insurmountable force of fate itself and what is sacrificed when one gets in the way of god’s hand. But of all the adversities shelled upon the characters of berserk like a payload of howitzer rounds, the tale of Donovan rings out with the most resounding blast of balefire. For you see, Donovan from his conception was bestowed a curse more weighty than Mia kalifas ass. It wasn’t Gut’s fate of evicerating he’ll spawn for an eternity nor cascas perpetuated potato latka state. Donovan’s curse was wanting to pop boy pussy like Amanda Bynes pops pills. In this current age domineered by the facade of liberalism more shoddy than a swaddling child’s macaroni mask, SJWs more loony than Tim Burton’s heroin trip preach that love has no boundaries (this includes no age). Tragically Donovan could not live in this current society where pity and sunshine covering the truth like dog shit swept under a rug just so the liberals can wade in it, and was delegated to a fate of ridicule and discrimination in his primitive era. Being a hunky lacivious black man didn’t help his case either in the bigoted era of berserk, so Donovan was forced to the streets by his aristocratic parents who wished for the status to remain untainted. In the midland slums, Donovan resided under half a rubber tire and ate pennies off the ground for meals. Having no choice and a lot of copper poisoning, Donovan was thrust into the impersonal and harrowing life of a merc for hire. The showers of bloodshed more plentiful than cum in a bukake and the repression of his romantic desires slowly drove Donovan mad. Like a transgender trying to change sex, donovan couldn’t change who he really was, no matter how hard he tried. Like a big throbbing black cock, his beast of darkness raged within, itching to get out. Donovan hated the world for casting him off as refuse, forcing him into futile life or death combat for a couple 5 dollar subway sandwiches a month, and for forcing him to hide his true self. So one day, the previously venerable and self restrained Donovan shattered like the minuscule mind of a hot topic patron coming to terms with the non existence of anime powers. On impulse Donovan went to his boss gambino and shelled out 3 of his HARD EARNED sliver coins, his life savings amassed over 26 years just for a piece of guts. I mean who can lame the guy, I’d shove my below average half Asian sausage swashbuckler down his hole like a musket ramrod any time, THE GUYS A HUNK. As Donovan entered guts’ tent in squalor and disrepair, he gazed into guts striking eyes, like a crimson arrow piercing his twilight, and Donovan saw himself within. In that very moment Donovan came to see that guts was just as he was, a man strewn about in fates slums and left to rot. Unbridled passion and compassion sprung from Donovan like a gay chestburster from alien, he couldn’t hold himself back anymore he needed to shower guts in love. So the no pants dance was done, the digging down was gotten, and Donovan and guts stayed awake knowing that they would never be whole once more. Guts since well HE GOT FUCKING ANALIZED BY A SEXUAL HULK HOGAN, and Donovan out of sheer guilt for harming another as a shallow means at achieving his desires. The next battle guts met Donovan behind the main ranks and covertly shot him with a crossbow. Or so we are led to believe. Donovan with his superior black man instincts could feel guts coming a mile away, just as guts had felt him cumming last night. Donovan knowing full well his transgressions submitted to the fate that awaited him, he allowed guts to kill him and send him off to a world hopefully less cruel... Donovan this world may have damned you, but we love you more than guts ever could.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Ugh, when does the sun set in Kenosha? Can’t they just skip the verdict and go straight to rioting already.

 

[DelusionTree]

This shooting is gonna forever be the first thing people remember about that town, imagine living in Kensoha lmao, mistake on the lake.

At least they aren't Lake county, the toilet of Chicagoland.

 

[Orange Man Costume]

I must have missed something. Do we have legitimate proof that the holdout is a Karen or is it all just speculation?

Speculation based on notes and some woman from the jury talking back to the judge who is presumed to be the foreman, lines up with a previous "leak" from Jack Posobiec that may be bullshit or may be someone anonymously trolling Poso.

So no confirmation, just a bunch of speculation that keeps leading to the same theory.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Wasnt he caught because his brother betrayed him

His sister-in-law hated him and his brother only did it after his wife pushed him too.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

At least they aren't Lake county, the toilet of Chicagoland.

In both Illinois and Indiana, funny enough.

 

[Some JERK]

Eh more like his brother recognized his prose style from his manifesto.

The FBI profilers had the Unabomber pegged as an uneducated, unaccomplished middle-class worker who was engulfed in impotent rage. They were so dead wrong that they'd never have caught the guy (and indeed couldn't catch him for literal decades. He killed with impunity.) The only reason he got caught is because he fucked up and gave the entire world enough access to his mind for someone who knew him well to spot him. Profiling and handwriting analysis are total grifts.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

'Jump-kick man' who kicked Kyle Rittenhouse in the head is revealed

Maurice Freeland, 39, has admitted that he was the one who kicked Kyle Rittenhouse in the head on the night of August 25,2020.

t.co

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

One of the floating brains over at /pol/ heard a juror say she has personally worked with a witness and/or someone involved with the case's investigation. The juror is a school teacher and the individual she named "Brandie Valerie" is apparently a Kenosha police officer. I have no idea if this would make the juror more or less likely to be pro-DA but it seems like it would be a problem.