11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year

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El Rodrigo said:
For all we know, details about this case are being kept vague because some stupid ass weens are just determined to make an outright pappyshow of this whole affair, running the gamut from Ralph yelling "KILLSTREAM BABY!" as Chris is being arrested, to stealing his license plate and showing it off on 4Chan, to going to his house to harass Barb for information that, surprise, surprise, she's not giving because she's her own son's rape victim. And that's not even mentioning the possibility of even more unfunny weens sending stupid letters to Chris, or calling everyone from the jail to the courthouse, because they're just fucking desperate for their 15 minutes of fame.

It astonishes me that nobody wrote a letter with JULAAAAAY!!! scrawled all over it, because that's the cherry we need to top this shit sundae of a media circus.

Yeah, I could be wrong, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't be surprised.
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@Coupon11 has some hot bussy tho
 
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El Rodrigo said:
The most he can hope for are the pencils they give him in the commissary. I could be wrong, maybe there could be crayons in there (after all, John Wayne Gacy did have access to paints in his cell.)
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Probably not in the jail commissary or I think the Stories from the Penitentiary Letter would have included a colored drawing. Could be wrong but it seems weens/Barb(?) keep his kitty well funded enough that he could get some crayons ör colored pencils.
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
Probably not in the jail commissary or I think the Stories from the Penitentiary Letter would have included a colored drawing. Could be wrong but it seems weens/Barb(?) keep his kitty well funded enough that he could get some crayons ör colored pencils.
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He was being held in the hospital portion of prison on strict watch. They have small pencils for inmates to journal. Considering he is not with the gen pop he likely has access to only certain items.
 
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El Rodrigo said:
....how fucking wrong I was. Chris has all of the understanding of a neanderthal that just discovered why his pee-pee gets hard and plays with himself every 30 minutes.
He still developed a persecution complex (not helped by this Tomgirl shit, which I suspect he latched onto partly because he can simply call people transphobic in response to his unacceptable behaviour) and is in no way fucking remorseful for what he did. "Didn't care, got laid, btw I'm Jesus" is what he truly fucking believes right now, and honestly, I think what's best for him aside from being put away from functional society is to start slipping zombie pills into his meds, just so he'd stop with that delusional shit.
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No, Chris jumped onto the tomgirl thing after finding some online forum full of them or whatever all because Chris has always hated the fact he was born male. Weirdly, we can even attribute him seeing Bob's wiener only scarring him further, but really from the beginning Chris has never liked the way society expects men to behave as viewed through the lens of pop culture and media. The autism plays an extremely heavy hand in this because Chris can't understand the nuances, everything has to be black and white (or I guess 'blue and pink' here). He doesn't like sports and obviously deep down knew he didn't measure up to normal boys even his own age, while at the same time he was bombarded with messages about how people need to treat women nice and how they're the "gentler" sex (which is hilarious given how viscous women can be in their own right).

You gotta remember that Chris started out being vehemently anti-homosexual, to the point of claiming in the comic that the future his blood would become the cure for homosexuality. However, this did not preclude him acting non-masculine and so he adopted the tomgirl thing mainly as his own personal excuse to not have to act masculine in the slightest. Thus when being trans started becoming a 'socially hip' thing to do on social media, he jumped right on that bandwagon so he could finally call himself a woman and thus expect the treatment he believed women essentially had a birthright to have - which is, to say, they all get treated a hell of a lot nicer than Chris usually got treated.

And despite it not working, he clearly is happier in some way by pretending to be the opposite sex, to the point of self-mutiliation twice for the 'soul vagina', and its doubtful he'll ever call himself a man again.

You might think I'm overthinking this, but Chris is very much capable of starting a cult, if he hasn't already. He already has a legion of obsessed idiots online documenting his every move, latching on to every word he says, and even playing along when he says something completely insane. It's really only a matter of time before this evolves into people like Bella and Sean Walker scamming people out of their belongings to worship Jesus Weston Chandler, flying out to 'CWCville', and making them drink the 'special Fanta', which will either kill everyone present, or turn them all into Were-Derps - an entire army of retards just as autistic as Chris is.
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That would require Chris to have a sociopathic level of manipulation and long term planning. Chris can't plan for shit. The real reason people try to kiss up to Chris is largely because the long con is what they're doing to him. To the weens, he is a dancing monkey and they are all vying for control over how the monkey dances to whose tune. Chris, so long as his delusions are entertained, doesn't really care if he gets played and will continue the nonsense long after the perpetrators of a particular line of bullshit have disappeared I.E. the Idea Guys introduced Neptunia's Video Game Goddesses, and they fucked off a long while back but Chris is still pretending to be the spirit of a Commodore 64 at the same time he claims to be Jesus.

Plus, he can't keep up a charade for shit. He seemed to be going really hard on the whole 'Sonichu is possessing his own mother' line of bullshit until the release of the MLP G5 movie was approaching, at which point Chris absolutely flipped the fuck out and dropped the act completely about being the voicebox for Sonichu, because G5's existence threatened his own personal headcanon about pony (namely the film establishes literally everything the main cast did meant fuck all in the end and the three pony races are all extremely xenophobic of each other).

Yes, I know that sounds fucking bonkers. At this point, would you put it past Chris to be at the center of something that insane?
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He definitely could be at the center, but it would be somebody else pulling the strings.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
They really do not want Chris to be public anymore. It’s like now that he is in the governments hands, they want to keep all his autism to their greedy, government selves.
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That's pretty much the point of prison medical and psychiatric wards: keeping the autism out of the public's view so it's not their problem. The system is working if we don't hear about him, even if it's boring for us.
 
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Undersideofcwcspillow said:
I got on the phone pretty quick. Lady doesn't seem aggitated or anything. Perfectly happy to talk to me.

She said "i feel bad having to turn people away" and was very adamant about the hearing being closed, which makes me think there's probably quite a few people trying to get in. I wonder if it was just closed because they knew it would be continued, and it'd be a waste of time to let a bunch of people in, temeprature check em, send em through security, just to have them turn right around.
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Most likely
 
You know in none of Chris's letters he showed absolutely no concern for any of his actual attachments he left behind, mostly being all those cats he has. I'm not sure Barb is in the right state of mind to make sure all those cats are all adequately looked after, if it takes a year for these continuance to cease, then on his return he could find himself with a bunch of his pets "missing" or more feral animals start overrunning the hoard.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
And despite it not working, he clearly is happier in some way by pretending to be the opposite sex, to the point of self-mutiliation twice for the 'soul vagina', and its doubtful he'll ever call himself a man again.
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But it DID work, at least temporarily. Chris was able to go out and socialize at LGBTQ+ events and clubs, and by their own set of morals they were forced to accept him since he had claimed the troon victim card. Chris was out socializing, dancing, etc. in a way he wasn't able to do even in his mythical gal pal high school years.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
But it DID work, at least temporarily. Chris was able to go out and socialize at LGBTQ+ events and clubs, and by their own set of morals they were forced to accept him since he had claimed the troon victim card. Chris was out socializing, dancing, etc. in a way he wasn't able to do even in his mythical gal pal high school years.
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Little part of Christory I'm hazy on and curious about: The vids of Chris at the Drag Night parties at that gay club made it seem like he was having a genuine good time but I don't know why he stopped going. Was he banned from there as well or did he just lose interest?
 
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