11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year

[RodgerDodger]

But will Santa still bring Chris presents this year?

If you mean Santiago the head of the local jailhouse MS-13 chapter? Than YES!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

However, what if Chris likes it a little...too much?

I posed this question in another thread. Other than not getting the tugboat and spending it on LEGO, Chris is content in jail.

I don't think Chris truly likes it there ("Jail of Fail") and he definitely misses vidya and LEGOs.

But he's not broken either, as far as we can see - he's coping hard with delusions of "da merge" and being divine.

Also if the state lets Chris move back in with Barb, that would be a very stupid move by them.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

If you mean Santiago the head of the local jailhouse MS-13 chapter? Than YES!

That provides a great opportunity for Chris to demonstrate his masterful Spanish language skills.

 

[Male Idiot]

Propably the thing that doesn't make this great for him is the lack of tv/video games and internet.

With that 3, he would be in tard heaven. Free lodging, free food, nobody around him.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Propably the thing that doesn't make this great for him is the lack of tv/video games and internet.

With that 3, he would be in tard heaven. Free lodging, free food, nobody around him.

If he goes to prison, he can get TV and vidya, assuming his account is topped up. No internet though, other than possibly a monitored text message/email service.

 

[Professor Iris]

For all we know, details about this case are being kept vague because some stupid ass weens are just determined to make an outright pappyshow of this whole affair, running the gamut from Ralph yelling "KILLSTREAM BABY!" as Chris is being arrested, to stealing his license plate and showing it off on 4Chan, to going to his house to harass Barb for information that, surprise, surprise, she's not giving because she's her own son's rape victim. And that's not even mentioning the possibility of even more unfunny weens sending stupid letters to Chris, or calling everyone from the jail to the courthouse, because they're just fucking desperate for their 15 minutes of fame.

It astonishes me that nobody wrote a letter with JULAAAAAY!!! scrawled all over it, because that's the cherry we need to top this shit sundae of a media circus.

Yeah, I could be wrong, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The Teflon Tard skates again.
He’ll be out on time served by Christine Love Day and getting him some sweet Barbussy that very night.

 

[Professor Iris]

The Teflon Tard skates again.
He’ll be out on time served by Christine Love Day and getting him some sweet Barbussy that very night.

Trying to provoke that much projectile vomiting should be illegal.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

For all we know, details about this case are being kept vague because some stupid ass weens are just determined to make an outright pappyshow of this whole affair, running the gamut from Ralph yelling "KILLSTREAM BABY!" as Chris is being arrested, to stealing his license plate and showing it off on 4Chan, to going to his house to harass Barb for information that, surprise, surprise, she's not giving because she's her own son's rape victim. And that's not even mentioning the possibility of even more unfunny weens sending stupid letters to Chris, or calling everyone from the jail to the courthouse, because they're just fucking desperate for their 15 minutes of fame.

It astonishes me that nobody wrote a letter with JULAAAAAY!!! scrawled all over it, because that's the cherry we need to top this shit sundae of a media circus.

Yeah, I could be wrong, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't be surprised.

I tried to get the clerk I spoke to to give me some info on how it's been at the courthouse. She was very professional and mentioned having to turn people away, but had a very "it's just part of the job" attitude.

I really doubt that the hearing is closed because of weens. As annoying as they are, the courthouse seems to just brush them off. They're probably used to seeing much worse shit.

If you guys want I will email and ask why the hearing was closed and see if I can get an answer.

But I am fairly certain it was just because it's a continuance and there was no reason to x-ray and temp scan people for something that probably took 2 minutes.

 

[BabyStomper]

I don't think Chris truly likes it there ("Jail of Fail") and he definitely misses vidya and LEGOs.

But he's not broken either, as far as we can see - he's coping hard with delusions of "da merge" and being divine.

Also if the state lets Chris move back in with Barb, that would be a very stupid move by them.

Whether chris truly likes prison or not, it's the right place for him to stay.
Time and time again it was proven that he cant and wont make it on his own, spending the money he gets on lego rather than say, the decades old debts the household has accumulated over the years.
The only company he has is barb, and once she dies he would most likely have no human contact whatsoever. comparing that to prison where he would pretty much be forced to mingle with the other inmates at SOME level, prison, or any place they decide to sent him to after his eva proves that he needs to be constantly monitored, the second options seems much more healthier for chris.
also keep in mind that barb being the great parent she is, hasn't made him food in decades, so chris either eats fast food or has to prepare his own meals (and its chris chan that we're talking about so it's very unlikely he does). Wherever he ends up in save from his home, chris being forced to live in a place where others are taking care of his most basic needs without him needing to move a finger is the best thing for him overall, whether he understands it or not.

 

[Professor Iris]

I tried to get the clerk I spoke to to give me some info on how it's been at the courthouse. She was very professional and mentioned having to turn people away, but had a very "it's just part of the job" attitude.

I really doubt that the hearing is closed because of weens. As annoying as they are, the courthouse seems to just brush them off. They're probably used to seeing much worse shit.

If you guys want I will email and ask why the hearing was closed and see if I can get an answer.

But I am fairly certain it was just because it's a continuance and there was no reason to x-ray and temp scan people for something that probably took 2 minutes.

Makes sense to me. I just wish that this didn't result in another fucking continuance.

 

[A Grey Cat]

For all we know, details about this case are being kept vague because some stupid ass weens are just determined to make an outright pappyshow of this whole affair, running the gamut from Ralph yelling "KILLSTREAM BABY!" as Chris is being arrested, to stealing his license plate and showing it off on 4Chan, to going to his house to harass Barb for information that, surprise, surprise, she's not giving because she's her own son's rape victim. And that's not even mentioning the possibility of even more unfunny weens sending stupid letters to Chris, or calling everyone from the jail to the courthouse, because they're just fucking desperate for their 15 minutes of fame.

It astonishes me that nobody wrote a letter with JULAAAAAY!!! scrawled all over it, because that's the cherry we need to top this shit sundae of a media circus.

Yeah, I could be wrong, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't be surprised.

Part of me wonders if these coutinuces are partly because of these weens running amock all over Greene county, calling the jail and courthouse 50 times a day.

A secondary reason for them at least, cause for as long dull and boring killstream was, remember that is shows Ralph and his crew driving around harassing business lottering and being public nuances all while streaming it over the internet, something small town bumfuck Greene county doesn't want.


They think by keeping Chris in regional jail and out of the public eye the interest in him will die off and they'll have peace and quiet again.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Nevermind there is no email for J&DR clerk. Will call tomorrow if someone hasn't already.

 

[Aegeus]

prepare his own meals

The only "cooking" Chris has ever done in his life is to stick a Banquet meal in the microwave and press the cook button. I don't know how he is still alive. He has never eaten anything but greasy fast food and microwave meals for nearly half a century now.

 

[PhoBingas]

You know what that means: Chris is going to spend the holidays behind bars, and Barb will most likely spend them alone (If her sister Harriet is still on good terms with her). Could there be a chance that Chris gets a year, but also timed served because of those continuances?

Some places count every day in remand as 2 off your sentence, Chris might get off on just ''time served'' but who knows?

 

[Cherenkovblue]

But will Santa still bring Chris presents this year?

God willing he'll leave him a note with a lump of coal explaining that he's been very, VERY naughty and won't be getting any presents this year.

Satan willing someone else will inform him that if he shoves that lump of coal up his ass and squeezes he can make a diamond and sell it for big bucks.

Now to wait a few minutes for some ween to do just that...

 

[BabyStomper]

The only "cooking" Chris has ever done in his life is to stick a Banquet meal in the microwave and press the cook button. I don't know how he is still alive. He has never eaten anything but greasy fast food and microwave meals for nearly half a century now.

this is where his ROYAL BLOODLINE gets into play.

 

[Dare to Believe]

If he goes to prison, he can get TV and vidya, assuming his account is topped up. No internet though, other than possibly a monitored text message/email service.

the games are extremely limited (like the chinese handhelds). I imagine he also has restricted access on his internet. I honesty believe him when he says he's meditating... hopefully he gets some pen and paper soon. i would imagine at least 1 prison issue once he has access.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Some places count every day in remand as 2 off your sentence, Chris might get off on just ''time served'' but who knows?

Virginia § 53.1-187

"Any person who is sentenced to a term of confinement in a correctional facility shall have deducted from any such term all time actually spent by the person in a state hospital for examination purposes or treatment prior to trial, in a state or local correctional facility awaiting trial or pending an appeal, or in a juvenile detention facility awaiting trial for an offense for which, upon conviction, such juvenile is sentenced to an adult correctional facility. When entering the final order in any such case, the court shall provide that the person so convicted be given credit for the time so spent."

So it isn't a ratio of days to months or anything like that. It is just straight up "days spent waiting subtracted from sentence."

 

[Professor Iris]

Whether chris truly likes prison or not, it's the right place for him to stay.
Time and time again it was proven that he cant and wont make it on his own, spending the money he gets on lego rather than say, the decades old debts the household has accumulated over the years.
The only company he has is barb, and once she dies he would most likely have no human contact whatsoever. comparing that to prison where he would pretty much be forced to mingle with the other inmates at SOME level, prison, or any place they decide to sent him to after his eva proves that he needs to be constantly monitored, the second options seems much more healthier for chris.
also keep in mind that barb being the great parent she is, hasn't made him food in decades, so chris either eats fast food or has to prepare his own meals (and its chris chan that we're talking about so it's very unlikely he does). Wherever he ends up in save from his home, chris being forced to live in a place where others are taking care of his most basic needs without him needing to move a finger is the best thing for him overall, whether he understands it or not.

I agree. Chris has caused enough trouble on the outside.
Believe it or not, I've heard some people say that he should be 'put out of his misery,' but I don't agree with that shit.
Euthanizing him will only cement his persecution complex. I was of the opinion that he needed to understand that 'actions have consequences.'

....how fucking wrong I was. Chris has all of the understanding of a neanderthal that just discovered why his pee-pee gets hard and plays with himself every 30 minutes.
He still developed a persecution complex (not helped by this Tomgirl shit, which I suspect he latched onto partly because he can simply call people transphobic in response to his unacceptable behaviour) and is in no way fucking remorseful for what he did. "Didn't care, got laid, btw I'm Jesus" is what he truly fucking believes right now, and honestly, I think what's best for him aside from being put away from functional society is to start slipping zombie pills into his meds, just so he'd stop with that delusional shit.

You might think I'm overthinking this, but Chris is very much capable of starting a cult, if he hasn't already. He already has a legion of obsessed idiots online documenting his every move, latching on to every word he says, and even playing along when he says something completely insane. It's really only a matter of time before this evolves into people like Bella and Sean Walker scamming people out of their belongings to worship Jesus Weston Chandler, flying out to 'CWCville', and making them drink the 'special Fanta', which will either kill everyone present, or turn them all into Were-Derps - an entire army of retards just as autistic as Chris is.

Yes, I know that sounds fucking bonkers. At this point, would you put it past Chris to be at the center of something that insane?

Part of me wonders if these coutinuces are partly because of these weens running amock all over Greene county, calling the jail and courthouse 50 times a day.

A secondary reason for them at least, cause for as long dull and boring killstream was, remember that is shows Ralph and his crew driving around harassing business lottering and being public nuances all while streaming it over the internet, something small town bumfuck Greene county doesn't want.


They think by keeping Chris in regional jail and out of the public eye the interest in him will die off and they'll have peace and quiet again.

Probably not. Past history has indicated that continuances are just a thing about any case involving Chris. There was no real media circus surrounding the hit-and-run case with Snyder, and that was continued so many times, it was like trying to watch a season of One Piece.