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[The Final Troondown]

He's posting about arthritis now but other than opiates I can't really think of any med he'd be taking that would cause withdrawal in relation to that.

My guess is maybe a tricyclic antidepressant? They're used for nerve pain and just like SSRIs, withdrawal symptoms can suck.

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if it's something like rheumatoid arthritis or some other autoimmune disease it could be he's forgotten to take his corticosteroids. Which is retarded because you take them every day forever and have constant reviews with the doctor. But you wouldn't feel the absence of a high right away

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I’m just too lazy to get all of Kevin’s usual groomin’ tweets in here (you are valid, transition babe!) but have the latest one where he seethes and begs [A]

 

[Hitman One]

I’m just too lazy to get all of Kevin’s usual groomin’ tweets in here (you are valid, transition babe!) but have the latest one where he seethes and begs [A]
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But Kevin, your sad grifting brings us all such joy. Also I'd rather spend time with a reptile than the amhole.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

And also -- we can give all the homeless people foreclosed houses! (Never mind how they will pay the taxes, water, gas, electric bills, etc.). But we should also stop foreclosing homes! Well, then, dipshit -- how can we give foreclosed homes to hobos if there are no more foreclosed homes?

I think he meant "give homeless people foreclosed houses and stop foreclosing specifically those", but IDK. He's an exceptional individual who fails to realize home ownership carries expenses and work: bills, maintenance, repairs, furniture, household chores and yard work, so on and so forth. Then again he's lazy and fat (and I wouldn't have sex with him) so of course he doesn't know jack shit about any of those.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wish the socialist revolution would hurry up and happen so all these degenerates can be thrown into Victorian-style workhouses.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Sometimes it seems unfair to make fun of all of Wedge's stupid takes on things since he is probably an actual low IQ person -- but damn, he says the most exceptional stuff.

If *everyone* should be allowed to be fat and lazy, it won't be long until everyone is dead. Fat and lazy doctors don't work those long grueling hours in the ER saving your ass. Fat and lazy farmers won't be growing any food for you so you won't be able to stay fat if you are starving to death. Fat and lazy people don't build houses, keep the electricity flowing, deliver your cheap fast fashion disasters so you can advertise what a sped you are on Twitter. Fat and lazy people don't create and run social media sites where you can post your disgusting nudes and awkwardly flirt with other fat, lazy losers. Somebody has to do some work, Wedge.

And also -- we can give all the homeless people foreclosed houses! (Never mind how they will pay the taxes, water, gas, electric bills, etc.). But we should also stop foreclosing homes! Well, then, dipshit -- how can we give foreclosed homes to hobos if there are no more foreclosed homes?

Wedge has to be actually intellectually disabled to come up with shit this dumb.

You're right but I think wedge is trolling to get exactly this reaction.

Imagine living your life aspiring to end up like the humans in WALL-E. Immobile, sat in the same chair in front of a screen indefinitely, forever, doing nothing else. That's Kevin and his orbiters' dream. What a life.

His latest nudes are hysterical. He looks like he's desperately trying to LARP fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[AGPinochet]

we can give all the homeless people foreclosed houses! (Never mind how they will pay the taxes, water, gas, electric bills, etc.).

"they should be given that for free too" -Wedge

But we should also stop foreclosing homes! Well, then, dipshit -- how can we give foreclosed homes to hobos if there are no more foreclosed homes?

The amount of homeless people will never increase, duh

 

[Yamamura]

I’m just too lazy to get all of Kevin’s usual groomin’ tweets in here (you are valid, transition babe!) but have the latest one where he seethes and begs [A]
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I've tried to put off talking about it because I don't think it's very interesting, but Kevin keeps bringing it up constantly so I feel like I'm sort of obligated to respond. When he uses this tactic it sort of reminds me of the guys operating those dunk tanks at the carnival where they try to goad people into playing their game.

Whenever Kevin says, "people hate it when you give me money and it makes them mad". The truth is, I don't really care what other people do with their own money. While I personally think that donating to Kevin is a waste of money. If fools and their money want to be parted, that not really something that affects me whatsoever.

I have to say that if there's anyone who honestly believes that donating to Kevin is some sort of own to us on the Farms. Wow, you sure showed us by giving him your own personal money to waste on more toys. How will we ever recover. Following that same logic, we could make the assumption that Kevin must hate it when people donate to the Kiwifarms or write in his thread.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

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I've tried to put off talking about it because I don't think it's very interesting, but Kevin keeps bringing it up constantly so I feel like I'm sort of obligated to respond. When he uses this tactic it sort of reminds me of the guys operating those dunk tanks at the carnival where they try to goad people into playing their game.

Whenever Kevin says, "people hate it when you give me money and it makes them mad". The truth is, I don't really care what other people do with their own money. While I personally think that donating to Kevin is a waste of money. If fools and their money want to be parted, that not really something that affects me whatsoever.

I have to say that if there's anyone who honestly believes that donating to Kevin is some sort of own to us on the Farms. Wow, you sure showed us by giving him your own personal money to waste on more toys. How will we ever recover. Following that same logic, we could make the assumption that Kevin must hate it when people donate to the Kiwifarms or write in his thread.

In fact, it's actually hilarious watching Kevin e-beg, thank people for donations and then shamelessly immediately spend the equivalent amount on plastic toys. It makes for great thread content and there's always that air of suspense as you wait for yet another one of his followers to occasionally break rank and ask why he's begging for toys.

(If anyone else wants to see more from a cow doing this exact same thing, check out Lou Gagliardi over in animal control. He's just as hilarious.)

Keep it up Kevin. The transformation of the tenacious unicorn ranch from a grassy property and rustic house into a barren landscape full of hoarded junk will never stop being entertaining.

 

[invictus]

A little bit late, but whenever I see Kevin participate in those before/after Twitter threads, I like to play a game of "Spot the AGP." If you look through those posts, you can see instantly which are troons with AGP and which are ones who actually have some kind of dysphoria. Almost every AGP refuses to wear makeup, cover up their bald spots, wear clothing that fits them properly, learn how to hide their masculine body shape via the correct types of clothing, etc.

Also, whenever I see Kevin trying to groom mode_view, I notice that Kevin (and now Wedge) are repeating the same things over and over. Makes me think: is mode_view just farming attention off of Kevin at this point? He's said in the past multiple times that he doesn't feel transgender, but it seemed that it was only after Kevin really started trying to crack that egg that mode_view was adjusting his phrasing just slightly. Instead of "I don't think I'm trans" he started saying "I'm not pretty enough to be trans" which always seems to catch Kevin's attention. Kevin then takes time to try to groom him, thereby giving him that sweet sweet attention that he craves. But mode_view doesn't appear to be moving that needle any further to the side of troondom, if these one-sided views of their Twitter threads are anything to go by. After all, what if mode_view knows that as soon as he starts transitioning, Kevin is going to drop him like a used cum rag? Because we all know that's what would happen if he went through with it; Kevin got his satisfaction in being able to add another cracked egg to his tally. And mode_view is enough of a sadsack that he desperately desires the attention of someone like Kevin. Why would he let that end?

So for that reason, part of me hopes mode_view is being that much more manipulative than Kevin by conning him into thinking that his grooming is working in any way. It makes him just as shitty, but it also makes for much more entertaining content. Just something to about.

 

[BSC]

So Kevin finally got that new PSU that he grifted for. [L/A]

Spoiler: images

He installed it and now his computer flat out won't turn on. Whoopsie! He's still thankful for the very necessary upgrade though. [L/A]

 

[DatBepisTho]

PC Desktops are sometimes touchy bitches when it comes to power issues, so maybe something shorted out in the motherboard when the new supply kicked in?

Or was it the return of Earl?

 

[Oxyjen]

PC Desktops are sometimes touchy bitches when it comes to power issues, so maybe something shorted out in the motherboard when the new supply kicked in?

Or was it the return of Earl?

You’re over thinking it - Kevin in an inept klutz with two (large) left hands.

* also whatever prompted him to think he needed a new power supply in the first place was probably nothing to do with the power supply. New gaming rig grift coming right up!

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Love that he didn't even bother to wipe off the dog hair and dander before snapping a photo of his new purchase. Moments after arrival and the layer of filth quickly accumulates.

 

[BSC]

He finally got it working, though it looks like he needed Jen to hook it up for him because he's too retarded to do it himself. Also I love the tranny flag colored RGBs and the tentacle(?) porn sticker on the side of the case, very tasteful Kev. [L/A]

Spoiler: Kevvie's new PSU

 

[HullDown]

Love that he didn't even bother to wipe off the dog hair and dander before snapping a photo of his new purchase. Moments after arrival and the layer of filth quickly accumulates.

Sounds like he heard you:

 

[BlerdBjern]

Sounds like he heard you:

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it's pretty sad when a grown ass man can still derive some sort of amusement or value from these useless hunks of plastic.

Yeah sure buying a model or two to add some cheer to your boring ass work cubical is something I can get... but no one needs this much worthless plastic in thier lives.

They're not even part of a tabletop game or something like that, they are literally useless for anything... how the fuck do you get any enjoyment out of having them?

Meanwhile doesn't he have a shit ton of games he hasn't played at all on steam?

Why doesn't he play those? or read a book...

Or maybe even... touch some grass if he's really feeling dangerous.

 

[Aramis]

Sounds like he heard you:

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No Donatello? For shame.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

The earlier discussion of Kevs constant lazy grifting really makes me wonder how any of the slightly-less-insane trans community even stand this semi-popular account who begs for money constantly and then brazenly talks about the plastic toys they buy and about their gamer rig in a ranch house that runs largely on solar. You'd think Kev would be the easiest figurehead for the Twitter TRAs to throw to the wolves considering troons love pretending to be commies/anti-capitalist and Kevs blatant consumerism and lack of any kind of meaningful labor to contribute to the ranch they live on are easy sticking points. Hell he is quite literally a parasite living off the spoils of a dead relative. But then again I suppose a lot of those degenerates would consider all that "living the dream". Spoiled ass lumpenproles who think it's everyone elses job to do labor for them.

Point is, trans or not Kevin is a disgusting excuse for a human being and more Stunning and Brave transes on Twitter should skewer him on those other points more often because holding up a mirror to the reality of his pathetic life and seeing the facade crack is quite funny.

 

[Red Snapper]

Or maybe even... touch some grass if he's really feeling dangerous.

With the absolute state the Tranch's property is in, poor Kevvie couldn't touch grass even if he wanted to...