DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

I need the best and brightest to assist. What do we think Phil bought in Lowe's back on 20th January 2021 for $1158.20? It was by far his biggest single expense if you ignore him paying mortgage and taxes.

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Likely answer would almost certainly be kitchen appliances or more portable AC units. He probably paid for home installation as well if it was something like a fridge.

DSP is the kind of dude who will upgrade his appliances every few years even if they are still working perfectly. He probably has 3-4 Keurigs at this point, one of those expensive indoor smokeless grills and tons of other shit he doesn't need as well. There is a reason why he refuses to do anymore house tours but dam I really do want to see his kitchen because you just know he legit has every single appliance you have ever seen on TV.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I need the best and brightest to assist. What do we think Phil bought in Lowe's back on 20th January 2021 for $1158.20? It was by far his biggest single expense if you ignore him paying mortgage and taxes.

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[LieLieFyre]

He thinks more expensive = better so it could literally be anything mundane and stupidly overpriced.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

The money buff spell definately kicked in with young Phillip, what ever he bought

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This dude just craves attention, doesn't he? He's just begging for a virally popular tweet. Btw, this gif is where Phil said, "I'm actually a VIRGIN, blawahahoohahaaaa!" (Source). And yes it's just as autistic as I just typed.

Why does the "spirit of giving" only apply to people giving him money instead of him ever giving anyone any money?

Because those other people don't need it. Those other streamers don't need assistance and viewers, they're fucking millionaires. Now children in Africa? I mean that's great and all but what about all those vests that are collecting dust? Those vests need love too.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm trying to figure out if it's a single item purchase or the total of a full cart of shit. I worked in corporate hardware briefly and there's not a ton of individual items that cost over a grand that would be usable by someone living in a condo. He's not buying a riding mower or shop equipment. If I had to guess, I'd go with a roll away toolbox. They can be used to organize a lot of shit that isn't related to tools. If he was buying multiple items, then it could literally be anything. My 2nd guess would be a high end grill/smoker.

Portable A/C units.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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[REGENDarySumanai]

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BDSM got really weird in the condo.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Now children in Africa? I mean that's great and all but what about all those vests that are collecting dust? Those vests need love too.

Well they might be starving and whatnot (little attention whores) but are they the victim of a concerted targeted harassment campaign? NO. Have they been cheated out of their livelihood by bullytrolls and dumbfuck corporations? NO.

So the real victim here is clearly DSP and he really need supports at the moment to get over this hurdle, if that goal is met everything should go back to normal in a few months.

He's an idenpendant khantent creator who..................

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Lol what ? A toolbox? This guy taped up his coatrack. It could be nearly anything in the store. Refrigerator, dishwasher, anything. It's not a toolbox though I can tell you that right now.

I remember he once bragged about the drawer where he kept his tools and posted a picture of it on instagram, does anyone remember what I'm talking about? I remember the vast majority of them were still in their unopened packaging or had pricetags on them, he keeps his tools in more of a mint condition than he ever kept his dumb gamer statues lmao.

EDIT: Nevermind, it was in a video, I posted it with a timestamp where he shows his tools but the entire video is gold because Phil basically describes how his dad did all the work maintaining the khando.

 

[IHateMyJob]

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It's a good guess but everything him and the horse eat are microwave/reheat meals. Never hear him mention a BBQ dinner. I'd guess he got a nice new fridge to store his authentic Italian sugar sauce in.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Why does the "spirit of giving" only apply to people giving him money instead of him ever giving anyone any money?

He gave his son Jasper Kitty a nice twisty to play with so you're just making up shit to make him look bad.

I remember he once bragged about the drawer where he kept his tools and posted a picture of it on instagram, does anyone remember what I'm talking about? I remember the vast majority of them were still in their unopened packaging or had pricetags on them, he keeps his tools in more of a mint condition than he ever kept his dumb gamer statues lmao.

EDIT: Nevermind, it was in a video, I posted it with a timestamp where he shows his tools but the entire video is gold because Phil basically describes how his dad did all the work maintaining the khando.

"Tools and stuff for the house.."

A spray nozzle, clippers, portable pump, pliers(?) and adjustable wrench. Don't know how those are going to fix anything in the house like a broken drawer.

Not even a screwdriver kit, mallet or hammer. I hope he at least bought something of sort that's useful from Lowes if we are speculating.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Portable A/C units.

Yes exactly this, there was a tweet during the summer where he said something like they had 4 A/C's running at full and it still couldn't cool the house down. Phil using several portable A/C's without venting the hot air exhaust outside therefor accomplishing absolutely nothing except wasting money on his power bill is 110% in character for this dipshit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Yes exactly this, there was a tweet during the summer where he said something like they had 4 A/C's running at full and it still couldn't cool the house down. Phil using several portable A/C's without venting the hot air exhaust outside therefor accomplishing absolutely nothing except wasting money on his power bill is 110% in character for this dipshit.

He could have gotten whole house air conditioning with all of the money he wasted on the portable units and WWE Champions.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Lowe's does have a wide variety of hand axes. One for every room of the house maybe?

 

[Lift Me Up]

Maybe for Jasper and him?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

maybe he did buy a new bed for Kat

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I remember he once bragged about the drawer where he kept his tools and posted a picture of it on instagram, does anyone remember what I'm talking about? I remember the vast majority of them were still in their unopened packaging or had pricetags on them, he keeps his tools in more of a mint condition than he ever kept his dumb gamer statues lmao.

EDIT: Nevermind, it was in a video, I posted it with a timestamp where he shows his tools but the entire video is gold because Phil basically describes how his dad did all the work maintaining the khando.

Well that is about the most pathetic collection of tools I've seen an adult homeowner ever posses.

Another sort of interesting tid bit can be seen at the 4 minute 5 second mark (indicated by my super CSI type red circle) even back then the fucking troglodyte was buying paper plates in bulk.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Well that is about the most pathetic collection of tools I've ever seen an adult homeowner ever posses.
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Another sort of interesting tid bit can be seen at the 4 minute 5 second mark (indicated by my super CSI type red circle) even back then the fucking troglodyte was buying paper plates in bulk.

There is no way that it was his idea to buy plates in bulk, because that would end up saving money in the long run.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Well that is about the most pathetic collection of tools I've seen an adult homeowner ever posses.
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Another sort of interesting tid bit can be seen at the 4 minute 5 second mark (indicated by my super CSI type red circle) even back then the fucking troglodyte was buying paper plates in bulk.

120k a year, lives like trailer trash.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil is Obi Wank Kenobi

Fucking braindead noodnik, he was clearly just trying to repair his lightsaber.