Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[JoyfulDarter]

And if there's anything that the Weeb Wars subforum has taught us, it's that the longer this litigation/edging session goes on, the more likely it is that us peanut-gallery spectators turn into troons or faggots (or troony faggots).

And speaking of grass, the cure is to touch grass.

Oh come on, it's just ONE sissy hypno video, what's the worst that could happen?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

It is because there is no conceivable reason to do it except:

A) clout to prove you're a juror to your peers

or

B) Using it to strategize with your peers at home

Yeah that was dumb of the judge to allow that. They aren't suppose to discuss/research the case or the law on their own outside the jury room.

 

[obsdj]

Fatty.
That man has bigger X & Z dimensions than Nikocado. He'd slurp down Binger in less than 2 minutes.

Spoken like someone who's never seen The Princess Bride.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Oh come on, it's just ONE sissy hypno video, what's the worst that could happen?

Critical Gender Theory.
Coming soon to a school near you.

 

[Bad_Guys_are_Good4EVER]

Yknow, maybe this is why the jury's taking so long. They're waiting for all the potential arsonists and doxxers to get arrested on random charges.

That'll be a good idea, if that is the case. Though the chances of that being true is very slim, though not impossible.

 

[Collections Agent]

No we don't dude. Some countries do, but that's more of a culture problem within *those* countries and not the fault of the religion itself.

If you want to argue I'll just bring up what happens in any of the shithole christian african countries.

With all due respect, I am not Muslim so I may be uneducated, but what age was the prophet Muhammad's wife when they married?

 

[Slimy Time]

Since we're just wildly speculating on random shit we have no actual knowledge of, let's speculate on something fun. Binger vs fatty, no holds barred cage match to the death to keep their job. Who wins?

Binger, just run laps around Krause and make him chase and Krause will keel over from a heart attack.

 

[Evilronald]

Is anyone seriously looking for who is on the jury to see if they’re tweeting? I think it shouldn’t be difficult to figure out who it is. There are 2 local colleges: UW Parkside and Carthage. She has some sort of post graduate degree so I would guess a masters or doctorate. She sounded 40-60 years old but on the younger side. We know she’s white. Someone could watch the jury selection, but I’m not sure if we got to juror 54 at any point.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

With all due respect, I am not Muslim so I may be uneducated, but what age was the prophet Muhammad's wife when they married?

To be fair that's like arguing all Catholics fuck little boys just because the Vatican all but endorses their priests doing it.

 

[obsdj]

Binger, just run laps around Krause and make him chase and Krause will keel over from a heart attack.

Spoken like someone who HAS seen The Princess Bride.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Abbott will pardon him unless he is fine with losing to Allen West.

He likely will, but like Kyle having a rock solid appeal lined up if worst comes to worst it's still highly preferable for either of them to not have to be imprisoned at all. At least Daniel Perry might handle prison better than Kyle likely would.

 

[WonderWino]

msnbc has been banned from the courtroom

MSNBC banned from Rittenhouse trial after bus incident

KENOSHA, Wis. (AP) — The judge at Kyle Rittenhouse's murder trial banned MSNBC from the courthouse Thursday after police said they briefly detained a man who had followed the jury bus and may have tried to photograph jurors. Judge Bruce Schroeder said the man had claimed to be working for MSNBC...

ca.news.yahoo.com

Also, what in the actual fuck:

'Gaetz hopes Kyle Rittenhouse has friends who are underage girls': Matt Gaetz's history with teens resurfaces after internship offer

Rep. Matt Gaetz said today that he would like for Kyle Rittenhouse, who is standing trial for murder, to be his intern.

www.dailydot.com

 

[Puff]

I'm of the opinion that if the juror goes to the media tonight, they out her. They NEED riots for ratings. Mistrial gets big riots.

msnbc has been banned from the courtroom

MSNBC banned from Rittenhouse trial after bus incident

KENOSHA, Wis. (AP) — The judge at Kyle Rittenhouse's murder trial banned MSNBC from the courthouse Thursday after police said they briefly detained a man who had followed the jury bus and may have tried to photograph jurors. Judge Bruce Schroeder said the man had claimed to be working for MSNBC...

ca.news.yahoo.com

This happened at lunch.

 

[Collections Agent]

To be fair that's like arguing all Catholics fuck little boys just because the Vatican all but endorses their priests doing it.

While true it isn't written into our holy book, Christianity upper pantheon is just corrupt af

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

I'm thinking that as soon as the judge dismisses the hung jury, that bitch lady-foreman will go running to the CNN van to give them an interview. If that's the case there will be zero acquittals because she can't be the virtuous liberal going "I'm the holdout that stopped white terrorism from going unpunished" if she concedes even the most obvious count like Jump Kick Negro

 

[DelusionTree]

With all due respect, I am not Muslim so I may be uneducated, but what age was the prophet Muhammad's wife when they married?

This is actually one of the dirty secrets of Islam that pisses off their religious scholars because they are jealous of Christianity.
Aisha is claimed to be 6 years old by Islamic scholars because if she isn't, Muhammad never married an actual virgin and they are extremely asshurt at not having a Virgin Mary equivalent. Allegedly she was actually in her early 20s.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I'm so confused. If I was a juror I would want to skin whoever is holding this up alive. Are they just dragging it out for teh lulz? Why is everybody so lackadaisical about this (including the defense)??

 

[Myles the Potatophile]

I wish Norm MacDonald was around to make jokes about the prosecution like he cracked about OJ.

 

[Bad_Guys_are_Good4EVER]

i would agree with this, but holy shit am i afraid of the monkey's paw. i don't even want to vote in the poll because i feel like it's going to affect the outcome somehow

I always argue that the moment in which we can't vote, is when people will realize how much freedom they lost because they did nothing. One of the main reason for the Revolutionary War was so that the people could have a voice. I don't want people to have that guilt of "If only I *insert guilt here*" thoughts. Which is why I always argue on how important it is to vote. Cause every vote does count, even if it's by one.

 

[Puff]

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I'm so confused. If I was a juror I would want to skin whoever is holding this up alive. Are they just dragging it out for teh lulz? Why is everybody so lackadaisical about this (including the defense)??

TBF, they KNOW what's going on. We're torn up over not knowing.