Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Erysimum]

With all due respect, I am not Muslim so I may be uneducated, but what age was the prophet Muhammad's wife when they married?

Sure, maybe Aisha was only six when they got married, but Muhammad waited until she was nine to fuck her. Because he was a gentleman like that.

 

[Jaimas]

I have a theory that the Jurors are stalling for time on purpose.

 

[Puff]

I have a theory that the Jurors are stalling for time on purpose.

I think that's optimistic. The crowds outside grow by the day.

 

[Sithis]

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I'm so confused. If I was a juror I would want to skin whoever is holding this up alive. Are they just dragging it out for teh lulz? Why is everybody so lackadaisical about this (including the defense)??

Hopium = I was right and they're deliberately dragging this out to Friday so they can either declare hung jury and piss off for a week or declare their verdict and get their kids and scram for Thanksgiving break before the burning starts.

Unfortunate reality = even people who hate each other in that situation probably know that if they visibly show it too much they may risk getting booted from the jury or causing too many to flock to the "wrong" persons side.

With the presence of Karen's on the jury it's also possible they've split into "cliques". Perhaps the two speaking on good terms were on the same "side" etc.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I wish Norm MacDonald was around to make jokes about the prosecution like he cracked about OJ.

"So if the jury doesn't reach a verdict by Friday, Binger will have to work the weekend. This will be the first time in history that a Jew has worked on a Saturday."

 

[Bumbling Fat Moron]

I have a theory that the Jurors are stalling for time on purpose.

Maybe, but for what purpose? What is holding them back? Are they secretly all aware of this Basket Weaving Gossip Forum and love to see us get blueballed over and over?

 

[obsdj]

I have a theory that the Jurors are stalling for time on purpose.

What purpose would that be, do you think?

 

[LaxerBRO]

Also, what in the actual fuck:

'Gaetz hopes Kyle Rittenhouse has friends who are underage girls': Matt Gaetz's history with teens resurfaces after internship offer

Rep. Matt Gaetz said today that he would like for Kyle Rittenhouse, who is standing trial for murder, to be his intern.

www.dailydot.com

What?

Gay GOP politician wants Twinkish Guy to be his intern? I give it a couple month before Gaetz asks Kyle to move in with him to be a houseboi.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Oh come on, it's just ONE sissy hypno video, what's the worst that could happen?

Well at least you're preparing for your proper role in the Superior Future (tm) that awaits all of humanity once you realize that everything is gay.

 

[potatofarms]

jury nullification
please god please!!!!
imagine the salty tears and reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

nighty night boys, see you in the morning for another 8 hours of woodcut appreciation

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I think that's optimistic. The crowds outside grow by the day.

And it's approaching the weekend too. We joke about it not mattering because terminal leftoids don't work anyway but more opportunists might.

 

[MrJokerRager]

With all due respect, I am not Muslim so I may be uneducated, but what age was the prophet Muhammad's wife when they married?

Which one? He had like 7 iirc whose ages vary.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

He likely will, but like Kyle having a rock solid appeal lined up if worst comes to worst it's still highly preferable for either of them to not have to be imprisoned at all. At least Daniel Perry might handle prison better than Kyle likely would.

The Antifa/Burn Loot Murder fags will have forgotten about it as well, so there's that. Biden will be slobbering onto his bib in a nursing home and Kopmala will be on her knees desperately trying to salvage what's left of her career by the time SCOTUS rules on it, so it might be for the best.

 

[Slimy Time]

Spoken like someone who HAS seen The Princess Bride.

I prefer the shittier, real life, poor man's version of that fight, also known as Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

What purpose would that be, do you think?

Tinfoiling here, but it could be like the Zimmerman trial where they took two whole days to decide and were like "sorry, we did the best we could, but we couldn't pin him on anything." Taking extra long to prove they really did try to convict him, so antifa and BLM won't try to kill their kids and get them fired.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

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I'm so confused. If I was a juror I would want to skin whoever is holding this up alive. Are they just dragging it out for teh lulz? Why is everybody so lackadaisical about this (including the defense)??

If they visibly smiled they must not be the mask Karen's, maybe that's a good sign.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

I wish Norm MacDonald was around to make jokes about the prosecution like he cracked about OJ.

Well, its finally official: Self defense is illegal in the state of Wisconsin

 

[Basketball Jones]

[…] I think this leaves open the door for the woman to find some definition of 'provocation' or any other term such that, when applied, necessitates a guilty verdict, even if it's not the legal definition the jury is supposed to apply. She'll go in the room with the definition written on her instructions and say to the rest of the jury "this is my definition, it's from an authoritative dictionary, and I'm not budging from it."

Depending on your viewpoint, anything could be viewed as “provocation” if you frame it a certain way. I have no idea what I’m talking about, but as a layperson with no degree in law I was under the impression that provocation only mattered when the intent is to provoke an action from another person. Example, Rosenbaum saying “shoot me nigger!” sounds like provoking, versus Binger’s example of merely having a gun was provoking others to attack Kyle.

 

[MrJokerRager]

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I'm so confused. If I was a juror I would want to skin whoever is holding this up alive. Are they just dragging it out for teh lulz? Why is everybody so lackadaisical about this (including the defense)??

Watch the movie Fargo and you will get a decent idea of these lot.

 

[Bad_Guys_are_Good4EVER]

Maybe, but for what purpose? What is holding them back? Are they secretly all aware of this Basket Weaving Gossip Forum and love to see us get blueballed over and over?

I get that some of the jurors are afraid of being attack, but that is the risk that they signed up for when they became jurors. It's not unusual for jurors to get death threats before/during/after a trial. But what makes this one different, is that people will riot and burn buildings despite the outcome. Even if Kyle is given the guilty verdict, people will still riot in anger/celebration. Because criminals will be bolden by the fact that all they have to do is preset fear into the lives of civilians and they'll get away with anything.