Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Moja Zemlja]

Caught wind on an actually good YouTube gaming news show that Bobby Kotick is apparently catching a megaton of shit right now. Any guesses what the next JQ is gonna be about??

Jimbolina must be bursting at the seams with excitement that he finally has a valid excuse to bring up his arch-nemesis (a week after everyone else broke the story and moved on...)

Can't wait for Jim to claim that him constantly bitching about capitalism and Kotick is what resulted in this in the next JQ.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Don't you doubt it. Even though by Monday everyone and their mom would have already covered it:
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Yeah, Bobby K. is a human sack of shit. Yes? And, Jimboina? Everyone and his mom with the slightest interest in gaming related topics already knows that since about at least 2006.

Can't wait for Jim to claim that him constantly bitching about capitalism and Kotick is what resulted in this in the next JQ.

Next JQ: 5 minutes about Bobby "Wankstain" Kotick bad and 15 minutes about how his trooning out is stunning and brave.

 

[Oliver Onions]

To everyone itt who doesn't like how Jim can't shut up about trooning out... have you considered he's trans? Checkmate, gamers:
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I don't get why he doesn't get why it's annoying. It wouldn't make a difference if he'd joined the army, found Jesus, or started stamp collecting: It's the constant repetition that grates on people.

While some will be annoyed because they think you're making it up (see also the 'Christ is Kang' LARPers) the majority just don't want to hear the same shit over and over and over again, even if they're happy for you, because it's fucking boring.

Jim, and people like him, are literally an SNL skit from 30 years ago, and yet they still can't puzzle out why people think they're a joke.

edit:
He posted more on that troon thread and damn, he really comes off sad. You know how people who are deeply unhappy won't shut up about how positively overjoyed they are all the time and everything's going great when they get to talk to someone? That's Jim here:
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Trooning out clearly is a cope for him. And he can swear that nobody would take that feeling away all he wants, but time and the realization that all hormones did was give him moobs and fuck up his already bad health definitely will take it away

Gender euphoria truly is like magic, in that it's an illusion and sooner or later it's going to wear off.

The worst part is when that hard crash does come he's going to blame the damn Gamers for taking it away from him. He will never ever accept that this was all a cope for the real issues he refuses to address.

 

[VasonJoorhees]

The problem with this narrative is that it's saturated. Except for the exceptional speds who truly care about this shit, and those are a tiny minority, no one really gives a shit anymore. Everybody knows Blizzard is scummy. We learned about it over the past two months or so. It's not a subject that surprises anyone anymore. So, sure: Jim gets to dunk on a guy he doesn't like. Good on him. But it still doesn't add anything to the conversation, and it doesn't draw any eyeballs besides the dwindling crowd of usual Jimbo sycophants.

It's actually been well established for a couple years now that Blizzard is a shit company. They just keep doing stupid shit over and over so it's hard to keep up. The company in itself is pretty much a lolcow at this point

 

[Corn Flakes]

It's actually been well established for a couple years now that Blizzard is a shit company. They just keep doing stupid shit over and over so it's hard to keep up. The company in itself is pretty much a lolcow at this point

Oh, absolutely. People who paid a modicum of attention already knew Blizzard was scummy. But it was only recently that it all started falling apart for them and even the normies noticed. Blizzard got dogpiled hard enough that any new opinion piece just blends into the background noise surrounding it now.

 

[Black Simp Bellamy]

>My tits are starting to look real f'n good

Now, maybe I'm just Mad At The Internet right now, but, Jim? A moment of honesty here. From a titman...

No they aren't.
They never have.
They never will.

This is because all you've done is pile on layers of extra fat on top of your already egregiously slush-filled sagbags. Hell, I'll even help you name them:
Left "tit": Depression
Right "tit": Despair

What you call the second left and right tits underneath them are entirely your choice, I recommend 'Hell' and 'Damnation'.

Edit:

 

[Just_a_Bored_Guy]

Predicting next week's title: Bobby Kotick is Legally Allowed to Harass his Staff

 

[Noebel]

I don't get why he doesn't get why it's annoying. It wouldn't make a difference if he'd joined the army, found Jesus, or started stamp collecting: It's the constant repetition that grates on people.

It's not even repetition, I'm afraid. Repetition can be done in a digestable manner. People oftenly like stability in their lives. It's like McDicks: you come in, order bigmac, and in every contry of the world you'll get mostly the same bigmac. Jim is worse. Jim makes any topic sound like something you've heard last monday, monday before that, two mondays before that, etc. To continue the food analogy, Jims content is like recycled food from Judge Dredd: today you eat a hamburger, which was made from crap you took a week ago after eating a rice pudding, which was made from your shit from the week prior that you've produced after eating notFISH, and so on.

 

[Shotgun Badger]

Don't you doubt it. Even though by Monday everyone and their mom would have already covered it:
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To everyone itt who doesn't like how Jim can't shut up about trooning out... have you considered he's trans? Checkmate, gamers:
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But seriously, I am confused - isn't he a nonbinary? Because trans means you want to move from one binary to the other
Wikipedia didn't help either:
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So apparently they are neither but they're not the one they were born as, which logically would mean they're the other

edit:
He posted more on that troon thread and damn, he really comes off sad. You know how people who are deeply unhappy won't shut up about how positively overjoyed they are all the time and everything's going great when they get to talk to someone? That's Jim here:
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Trooning out clearly is a cope for him. And he can swear that nobody would take that feeling away all he wants, but time and the realization that all hormones did was give him moobs and fuck up his already bad health definitely will take it away

Happy people are famous for being relentlessly negative and hostile on their twitter and youtube accounts all the time where they spend 90% of their time, often while also vocally expressing their bitterness about fading relevance.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's not even repetition, I'm afraid. Repetition can be done in a digestable manner. People oftenly like stability in their lives. It's like McDicks: you come in, order bigmac, and in every contry of the world you'll get mostly the same bigmac. Jim is worse. Jim makes any topic sound like something you've heard last monday, monday before that, two mondays before that, etc. To continue the food analogy, Jims content is like recycled food from Judge Dredd: today you eat a hamburger, which was made from crap you took a week ago after eating a rice pudding, which was made from your shit from the week prior that you've produced after eating notFISH, and so on.

To borrow your analogy: imagine having a friend who only eats Big Macs. They flat out refuse to eat anything else, and no matter where you go they'll demand a Big Mac and throw an absolute shit fit if they can't have one.

That's what being friends --or allies, they have no real friends-- with a troon is like. No matter what conversation you want to have they need to make it about being a tranny; no matter what activity you suggest they have to wedge their transness into it. There is nothing too mundane or innocuous that they can't use it as a springboard to talk about their genderspecial bullshit.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

It is disturbing how trooning out seems to give them the green light to act like a stereotypical incel, vocally complaining about how no one will have sex with them and creepily going into detail about their sexual fantasies.

Explaination: They'd like women to talk in detail about their sexual fantasies. When they turn female, they don't act like a true woman would, they act like what the women in their imagination act.

Also they thought that turning female means a lot of free sex. And it's the GenZ way to complain about 'muh society' when something doesn't go your way, instead of trying to change it.

 

[Matt Damon]

That's Jim's audience now. Some sort of self-hating "gamer" that will use gamer as a derogatory

Nah, I don't watch Jim.

Then again, I consider "gamer" derogatory because self-proclaimed gamers are insufferable autistic faggots, rather than "muh transphobic chuds".

 

[Corn Flakes]

Then again, I consider "gamer" derogatory because self-proclaimed gamers are insufferable autistic faggots, rather than "muh transphobic chuds".

Anyone whose interests are so narrow they refer to themselves exclusively by said interests is bound to be an autist.

 

[Neko GF]

To everyone it who doesn't like how Jim can't shut up about trooning out... have you considered he's trans? Checkmate, gamers:
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So, in short and his (declining) fanbase continue to do nothing but prove that negative stereotypes about troons are true. Thanks for confirming what many of your detractors already knew, Jim.

Why do these tards think that confirming that the stereotypes that twansphobes make against them are true is some kind of own?

 

[Aaron Costello]

If Jim didnt come out as a tranny, and didnt hate what he did for a living, if everyone has already covered it, then why would I want to watch him when he does it a week later?

 

[Corn Flakes]

Why do these tards think that confirming that the stereotypes that twansphobes make against them are true is some kind of own?

Because they live in an echo chamber where all dissenting opinions are either shouted down or disregarded. So, in their race to one-up one another with how "womanly" they are, they become walking exaggerated (and insulting) female stereotypes. With five o-clock shadows and bad wigs, of course.

If Jim didnt come out as a tranny, and didnt hate what he did for a living, if everyone has already covered it, then why would I want to watch him when he does it a week later?

Now that I think about it, even Jim's trooning out was late. Most high-profile trannies in gaming had already come out when he decided he was "gendertrash", and by the time he went full troon it was barely a blip.

Apparently it's not just nice guys who finish last. It's Jim who's bringing up the rear.

 

[Boom Boss]

If Jim didnt come out as a tranny, and didnt hate what he did for a living, if everyone has already covered it, then why would I want to watch him when he does it a week later?

He would still report the news as a dictator or Willy Wonka or something.

 

[Matt Damon]

So, in their race to one-up one another with how "womanly" they are, they become walking exaggerated (and insulting) female stereotypes.

The very concept of troonism is predicated on absurd rigid gender stereotypes.

 

[Shotgun Badger]

The very concept of troonism is predicated on absurd rigid gender stereotypes.

I know its impossible with these types because it will invariably lead to comically unacceptable sexism if they are honest, but I'd really like to sit down Jim and have him explain what it means to be a woman and how its important to him without resorting to an undefinable and vague 'inner feeling'. Because his outward presentation suggests some very questionable ideas!

 

[Tonberry]

Don't you doubt it. Even though by Monday everyone and their mom would have already covered it:
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To everyone itt who doesn't like how Jim can't shut up about trooning out... have you considered he's trans? Checkmate, gamers:
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But seriously, I am confused - isn't he a nonbinary? Because trans means you want to move from one binary to the other
Wikipedia didn't help either:
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So apparently they are neither but they're not the one they were born as, which logically would mean they're the other

edit:
He posted more on that troon thread and damn, he really comes off sad. You know how people who are deeply unhappy won't shut up about how positively overjoyed they are all the time and everything's going great when they get to talk to someone? That's Jim here:
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Trooning out clearly is a cope for him. And he can swear that nobody would take that feeling away all he wants, but time and the realization that all hormones did was give him moobs and fuck up his already bad health definitely will take it away

Because nothing says you're happy quite like telling people you're euphoric over and over again.

I don't know, I'm willing to believe Jim got a dopamine rush from his transition back at the beginning, but that well dried up real fast. Seeing himself wearing a wig and makeup is no longer enough to make Jimbo feel anything, and the fact that dressing up as a woman and fucking up his hormones isn't going to make him magically happy is ever so slowly starting to sink in. But Jim's too proud to ever accept that, so he'll keep telling the world he's insanely happy and that he'll eventually become the woman he's always fetishized about, just like he keeps telling the world he's not mad about his irrelevancy or the slow agonizing death of his channel.