Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Compositesludge]

isn't jack the most pleasant human being?

That's his secret, Cap. He's always hangry.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

isn't jack the most pleasant human being?

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Jack's being a total cunt here but I'll give him this much, for once he's buying something locally produced instead of freezer-burnt Sams Club meat.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Jack's being a total cunt here but I'll give him this much, for once he's buying something locally produced instead of freezer-burnt Sams Club meat.

This is Jack we are talking about. You could give him some A5 Wagyu that is good to be eaten raw or with the barest sear, and he would still completely fuck it up.

Has Jack ever made good looking meat?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

This is Jack we are talking about. You could give him some A5 Wagyu that is good to be eaten raw or with the barest sear, and he would still completely fuck it up.

Has Jack ever made good looking meat?

Look, he's gonna fuck it up but he's still supporting local farmers and getting fresh meat straight from the source; for once actually taking advantage of a perk of living in his area.

I'm just surprised to see that and not more warehouse pack meat.

 

[the khat quaffer]

He’s an individual who’s deeply insecure about his sexuality and has reached the point where rubbing seasoning evenly onto a slab of meat with his hands hand somehow equals G A Y to him, so he throws down those godawful dollops. Seasoning meat evenly with one’s hands is a common practice for chefs across the skill spectrum and is in no way homosexual.

Why is he so afraid to rub on a fucking rub in every video he uses one on? Is he trying to show us he's not gay for the chicken? Or is he just so fucking stupid he thinks rubs are meant to dump half the jar on the meat? His blood must be 90% salt and sugar at this point, granting him super fat powers.

I think Jack must have had some deeply troubling formative experiences as a younger dude. Well, I speculate, anyways. Maybe that's why he and Tammy are so steadfast in upholding the murderchurch beliefs. Maybe it's one of those "the church protects its own" kinda things.

I mean, it's possible Jack sees an ordinary line cook like this:

And, in what remains of his brain, he sees something like this:

As for his aversion to having a male dog...no comment.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

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This is how Jack eats Tammy's hairy pussy.

 

[Buck Mullet]

This is how Jack eats Tammy's hairy pussy.

Ironically I bet that's about the only thing Jack won't eat.

 

[desudesu]

isn't jack the most pleasant human being?

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That question was genuine and not even remotely a critique. Insecure fat fuck is so on edge that this benign question appeared as if it's a personal attack on his cooking """"credibility"""". Die, fatty.

 

[Joycondrift]

You don't enjoy hyper extending your tongue and turning your bottom lip into a saliva mess?

thaaaaaaaaats why he's always wiping his face after a bite

I could never figure out why he always needed to wipe his mouth each time.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

This is how Jack eats Tammy's hairy pussy.

Jack is gross but these type of comments are grosser. Please stop being a terrorist by putting these images in my mind.

 

[Sonic T]

isn't jack the most pleasant human being?

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What an angry, gross fucking sack of fat. Fuck. Can he die now?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

This is how Jack eats Tammy's hairy pussy.

Jack doesn't eat pussy, he consumes pussy.

 

[Super Hans]

Ironically I bet that's about the only thing Jack won't eat.

I don't blame him for not eating out Tammy specifically, but he seems like the kind of guy who thinks he's above giving oral. And it would help explain his ex-wife's violent outbursts.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Ironically I bet that's about the only thing Jack won't eat.

Not keto. He'd have to eat one bite and give the rest to some homeless dude.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Qali's closeted rage is overwhelming with this post.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Qali's closeted rage is overwhelming with this post.

WTF … this dummy is trying to say Biden wants to have sex with a 7 year old boy?
The Lysol fumes from scrubbing down the public shitter at the gas station where he works are frying his brain

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

WTF … this dummy is trying to say Biden wants to have sex with a 7 year old boy?
The Lysol fumes from scrubbing down the public shitter at the gas station where he works are frying his brain

Junior is just conflating his pedarasty with normal homosexuality.

 

[raticate]

good on you for switching to local farms jack. my freezers are filled to the brim with "not for resale"

 

[salmonellajack]

"that ok mom?"

What a horrible bitch/ man child.

Surprised how triggered I am by this. He's so defensive. It's pathetic.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, I don't know. I looked them up and found the bags on generic butcher supply websites. They also sell one's without the "not for sale" on them.

This is really common, where some scuzzy company sells a literally identical product under two different labels, one for wholesale/restaurant and another for retail, and claims you can't buy one and sell it as the other, and stores, especially these small Asian stores, just basically tell them to fuck off and ignore those restrictions, which they should, because fuck that bullshit.