11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year

[Optimus Prime]

But it DID work, at least temporarily. Chris was able to go out and socialize at LGBTQ+ events and clubs, and by their own set of morals they were forced to accept him since he had claimed the troon victim card. Chris was out socializing, dancing, etc. in a way he wasn't able to do even in his mythical gal pal high school years.

Unfortunately, every time Chris DOES end up finding a group to socialize with, they inevitably shun him when he goes too far. And that happens when Chris becomes comfortable enough and takes what he now has for granted. Even the bronies turned their back on him after Everfree Northwest confirmed that Chris would not be allowed to come if he wasn't already sitting in jail at the time.

But as we know, Chris can not really comprehend subconciously how to behave around other people. He always believes that people accepting him initially is, to use a CWCism, 'basically promised' that they'll accept everything he does.

I know barbs not going to the merge in the sky anytime soon but what happens to the case if she dies?.

Not a whole lot other than Chris getting really fucking sad his mom died, I'd bet. While Barb would have some influence, I don't think its enough to save Chris regardless of what role Barb ultimately plays. As Pointless Sperg said, the most likely outcome is still Chris is not allowed back to 14BC, which is effectively the only home he's ever known.

I think clown world has already reached America. You're getting punished based on your "perceived intent" harsher than your actual actions. I'm hoping Chris gets the book thrown at him though.

I can sort of see the Judge doing this if the prosecution makes a case about how Chris has a history of getting into trouble purely because he's such an idiot. Ignoring the Snyder car trial, with the macing incident there is clear video of Chris macing a guy posing no threat to Chris (and the argument can be made Chris went and intentionally provoked an incident purely to use the mace), and thanks to online documentation Chris has left a long paper trail of self-admitted vandalism (the Sonic Boom game cover swapping at many stores) and harassment (the glitter bomb he sent to The End Games). Throwing the book at Chris to get him at the very least under permament supervision would prevent a lot of trouble down the road and likely would make the townsfolk of Ruckersville very happy.

 

[FightenGnome]

Classy face/neck tattoos on the lady-ween. Now I’m both a pierced and tattooed individual myself, but there’s just something so trashy about that sort of stuff in my eyes.

At least make it a nice-looking “sleeve” and not just these shit-scribbles.

Maybe she's trying to send some sort of a message. "Yeah I went to prison and now I have all these shit half-assed tats I exchanged for tongue jobs". I don't know any lesbians in real life, but if I had to guess, this would be how you could tell she was a bottom bitch.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Also regarding Barb, what are the odds of any incest charges on her simply being dropped, given that she's nearly 80 years old with possible dementia and could be believably harmless?

The cats are probably dead unless barb got someone to feed them

I suggested having the cats rape-tested as well.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Unfortunately, every time Chris DOES end up finding a group to socialize with, they inevitably shun him when he goes too far. And that happens when Chris becomes comfortable enough and takes what he now has for granted. Even the bronies turned their back on him after Everfree Northwest confirmed that Chris would not be allowed to come if he wasn't already sitting in jail at the time.

That didn't actually answer the question of why he stopped going to the drag nights. Not trying to be a dick or anything just pointing it out. Just from checking real quick, I cannot find any actual statement by Chris about why he stopped going to Impulse.

Personally I think 2015 was one of the best years in Chris's life. He was being productive with the Amiibos and medallions, he was going out and socializing, he was making big leaps forward. There's a timeline out there where that's the end of the story. Everyone just leaves Chris alone in 2015 and he spends the rest of his life hanging out at gay bars and selling custom Amiibos. He'd still smell bad and be an asshole though.

 

[FightenGnome]

That didn't actually answer the question of why he stopped going to the drag nights. Not trying to be a dick or anything just pointing it out. Just from checking real quick, I cannot find any actual statement by Chris about why he stopped going to Impulse.

Personally I think 2015 was one of the best years in Chris's life. He was being productive with the Amiibos, he was going out and socializing, he was making big leaps forward. There's a timeline out there where that's the end of the story. Everyone just leaves Chris alone in 2015 and he spends the rest of his life hanging out at gay bars and selling custom Amiibos. He'd still smell bad and be an asshole though.

Of his adult life? I doubt it, but it's a matter of perspective. Sure Chris had a sort of "community" he was a part of, but I'd personally argue at some point in the 00s. 2004? Making Megan as a friend opened up plenty of opportunities for Chris. He probably was legitimate in love with her, which is a great feeling. Additionally, he could have chosen to remain friends with her and Megan would have been the ideal friend for Chris. She shared the same interests, was kind of cool, and was level headed and realistic. She'd spend time alone with Chris at the Game Stop just talking or playing card games. Bob did all the chores, Chris was on the tugboat, life was great. Plus Anna was another friend of his at the time he could talk to.

Additionally I'd put 2009 on the list as well. Chris as we know is a narcissist and in 2009 he was living in a simulation. Sure he had to shove a medal up his ass in late 08, but taken as a whole year, 2009 was a rollercoaster. You have him believing there is a whole forum out there, "Sonichu Girls" of women who all are obsessed with him. You have a rival gay site to fight against. Then Shigeru Miyamoto HIMSELF arranging a Sonichu deal with Nintendo.

You have the Emily Date, Chris' first real date. Then you have the Ivy Saga which I argue was the closest Chris ever had to a real gf, where they'd talk nightly via phone. Ivy tried to help Chris while occasionally making him do silly stuff like challenge Clyde to a fight. You have Vanessa Hudgeons come on to him, wanting to star naked in a movie with him.

Later in the year you have the Liquid Chris Saga, where Chris has the chance to fight yet another troll to win another woman and was still making irl friends (Magic Man) and hanging with the trolls. and of course Asperchu (a less admirable moment that caused a lot of stress).

2009 was as great a year for us as it was for Chris. Imagine you had a year in your life where, even though it's fake, you thought you could sign a contract with nintendo, have multiple women vying for your affection, have adversaries who you can piss off sitting on your ass playing vidya, and get tons of attention and you don't have to do jack shit. You think Chris enjoyed being a troon at a gay bar over that?

Objectively though I'd say like 2004 or 05, when relations with Megan were good would probably be the Endless Eight of Chris' Adult life were his best year. If that as soon as Dec 31st 23:59 ended and Jan 01st 00:00 began, the year would repeat endlessly for everyone but Chris, he'd be a happy man.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Not surprised in the least...I think Chris' attorney knows he'll be slapped with a bunch of additional charges, so delaying via continuances and racking up time served via continuances in a safe, relatively comfortable place like CVRJ (vs. state prison or worse a criminal psychiatric hospital) is the best he can do.

If it were a bona-fide, standalone "wobbler" incest felony charge I would have expected it to move forward since Chris has already served 109 days and pleading down to a misdemeanor would result in a jail sentence of a year maximum.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Of his adult life? I doubt it, but it's a matter of perspective. Sure Chris had a sort of "community" he was a part of, but I'd personally argue at some point in the 00s. 2004? Making Megan as a friend opened up plenty of opportunities for Chris. He probably was legitimate in love with her, which is a great feeling. Additionally, he could have chosen to remain friends with her and Megan would have been the ideal friend for Chris. She shared the same interests, was kind of cool, and was level headed and realistic. She'd spend time alone with Chris at the Game Stop just talking or playing card games. Bob did all the chores, Chris was on the tugboat, life was great. Plus Anna was another friend of his at the time he could talk to.

Additionally I'd put 2009 on the list as well. Chris as we know is a narcissist and in 2009 he was living in a simulation. Sure he had to shove a medal up his ass in late 08, but taken as a whole year, 2009 was a rollercoaster. You have him believing there is a whole forum out there, "Sonichu Girls" of women who all are obsessed with him. You have a rival gay site to fight against. Then Shigeru Miyamoto HIMSELF arranging a Sonichu deal with Nintendo.

You have the Emily Date, Chris' first real date. Then you have the Ivy Saga which I argue was the closest Chris ever had to a real gf, where they'd talk nightly via phone. Ivy tried to help Chris while occasionally making him do silly stuff like challenge Clyde to a fight. You have Vanessa Hudgeons come on to him, wanting to star naked in a movie with him.

Later in the year you have the Liquid Chris Saga, where Chris has the chance to fight yet another troll to win another woman and was still making irl friends (Magic Man) and hanging with the trolls. and of course Asperchu (a less admirable moment that caused a lot of stress).

2009 was as great a year for us as it was for Chris. Imagine you had a year in your life where, even though it's fake, you thought you could sign a contract with nintendo, have multiple women vying for your affection, have adversaries who you can piss off sitting on your ass playing vidya, and get tons of attention and you don't have to do jack shit. You think Chris enjoyed being a troon at a gay bar over that?

Objectively though I'd say like 2004 or 05, when relations with Megan were good would probably be the Endless Eight of Chris' Adult life were his best year. If that as soon as Dec 31st 23:59 ended and Jan 01st 00:00 began, the year would repeat endlessly for everyone but Chris, he'd be a happy man.

But that's based on a big "what if" where chris remains friends with megan and stays at the game place and whatnot.

2015 was arguably the best year for chris(not for us) where the good things actually happened, rather than being "what ifs."

This is getting autistic as fuck and off topic. I don't mind discussing it, but it should probably be some other thread.

 

[Rapechu]

Of his adult life? I doubt it, but it's a matter of perspective. Sure Chris had a sort of "community" he was a part of, but I'd personally argue at some point in the 00s. 2004? Making Megan as a friend opened up plenty of opportunities for Chris. He probably was legitimate in love with her, which is a great feeling. Additionally, he could have chosen to remain friends with her and Megan would have been the ideal friend for Chris. She shared the same interests, was kind of cool, and was level headed and realistic. She'd spend time alone with Chris at the Game Stop just talking or playing card games. Bob did all the chores, Chris was on the tugboat, life was great. Plus Anna was another friend of his at the time he could talk to.

This was so long ago, so correct me if I'm wrong, but around the time we discovered Chris, Megan already seemed to want to distance herself from him as much as possible, even independent of the influence of trolls, and was only barely tolerating him (probably just being nice because he's a tard). All I can remember from this era is a bunch of emails from her screaming at him (in all caps) to stop creeping on her, stop touching her and stop sexualizing her OC characters. Then things only got worse when she found the ED page.

 

[Professor Iris]

Unfortunately, every time Chris DOES end up finding a group to socialize with, they inevitably shun him when he goes too far. And that happens when Chris becomes comfortable enough and takes what he now has for granted. Even the bronies turned their back on him after Everfree Northwest confirmed that Chris would not be allowed to come if he wasn't already sitting in jail at the time.

But as we know, Chris can not really comprehend subconciously how to behave around other people. He always believes that people accepting him initially is, to use a CWCism, 'basically promised' that they'll accept everything he does.

Chris has a rather....weird idea of the concept of 'solidarity.'
Chris, like most socially awkward folks, seeks a place where he can belong.
Fair enough, but the weirdness comes in once he gets comfortable. He interprets the tolerance of those around him as unconditional acceptance, which means that they have to put up with whatever nonsense he tosses their way. When he finds out that's not the case and people tell him to fuck off, he throws tantrums, tries to smear the names of those involved in petty shows of childishness, issues death threats and expects people to side with him on the matter, by default.

When he gets free and finds out that the brony community wants nothing to do with him, he'll blame Null for that, and not the fact that he raped his mother.

That didn't actually answer the question of why he stopped going to the drag nights. Not trying to be a dick or anything just pointing it out. Just from checking real quick, I cannot find any actual statement by Chris about why he stopped going to Impulse.

Not every outing involving Chris is documented. For all we know, Chris was still going there, just not to anyone's knowledge. Either that, or he got bored of it and moved on to something else. And to be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if said reason was that he either won't find any lesbians willing to suck his feminine penis, or refuses to date trannies with a penis.

 

[Coleslaw]

I assume they knew it would be continued from the start of the day and just didn't see a reason to let people in

Oh. I will add that the clerk stumbled over saying Christine. Like, she said "she- Chri- Christine." Could literally just be her fumbling over the name but I would not be surprised if behind the scenes everyone at the court just calls him Chris Chan.

Ever heard of a male court clerk?

 

[Rapechu]

I was going to say that it's possible that Chris had a falling out with the gays, but then I realized, he would have ranted over the internet about how rotten they were if they banned him or told him off. So he probably never had a falling out with them. Maybe just got ignored or subtly shunned.

 

[Angry Shoes]

You might think I'm overthinking this, but Chris is very much capable of starting a cult, if he hasn't already.

A cult ran by the most manipulated person in recent history rather than a master manipulator would be an interesting twist.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Ever heard of a male court clerk?

What? Yes? This is a waste of a reply

For the sake of this not being a 9 word reply and clutter, I will use it to clarify that I do intend to try to call tomorrow and get more info, since that's what I was told to do by the person I spoke to today.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

My prediction is that he will enjoy sleeping and napping on that Persian rug until he makes a hole/shit stain on it.
He will also disregard whatever will be in the Psychiatric Evaluation because "FUCK YOU I'M JESUS CHRIST!1"

He might miss Barb though...

 

[Image Reactions]

I think the longer he’s in jail, the more acclimated to it he becomes and transfers his severe autism to things there. At some point, he will wind up wanting to stay behind bars and will only throw a fit when they move him from the jail he’s used to to another facility.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

He might miss Barb though...

I wonder how many corrections officers have heard him moan, "Barrrrrbaayyy!" after lights out and shined their flashlights in the cell to see what was going on just as Chris busts a nut while laying on his Turkish Prayer Rug.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I wonder how many corrections officers have heard him moan, "Barrrrrbaayyy!" after lights out and shined their flashlights in the cell to see what was going on just as Chris busts a nut while laying on his Turkish Prayer Rug

They better have easy access to sinks and soap/vacation day- scratch that not enough vacation days can cover the visual trauma.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Don't pozload my negholep

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

They better have easy access to sinks and soap/vacation day- scratch that not enough vacation days can cover the visual trauma.

Spotlighting the unclit is a horror in the darkness even Lovecraft could never imagine.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

I think the longer he’s in jail, the more acclimated to it he becomes and transfers his severe autism to things there. At some point, he will wind up wanting to stay behind bars and will only throw a fit when they move him from the jail he’s used to to another facility.

Chris is going to get out of jail and sag his pants, brew toilet wine, and play dominos

He'll still be auts, but he'll apply his auts to jail hobbies.