Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

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[Mr Bunny]

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If he was an actual murderer then all the twitter thots would be wanting to jump on his dick, instead, he getting spergs who jack off to 2d depiction of women, who just want him to walk free.

 

[anionfarflung]

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Well a quick look tells me this Twitter profile I never heard of is very woke, so that poll is actually very indicative.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I am the holdout juror.
I refuse to vote to acquit until I am given an original jpg monke NFT.

 

[MrJokerRager]

That reminds me of something I ran across on imgur earlier today. If you've ever wondered why some people are so ill informed, it's because they're getting some of their news from stuff like this. Not even twitter hot takes, but random out of context clips played on the Daily Show to be mocked.

I forgot the Daily Show existed after Trevor Noah went full Black Panther Afro larp.

Also Tatum is mentioning in the jogger trial down in Georgia that the three white dudes are most likely innocent of conspiring together to kill some jogger jogging around.

Also some clips for entertainment.

 

[Titos]

Why were Rekieta and Co. constantly talking about taint? I thought this was the Rittenhouse trial not the CWC one.

 

[76LD910]

Man it is fucking weird visiting my Mother and Grandma over the last week and hearing Rekieta every time for hours on end at either of their houses.

Being on the farms and places similar you get used to becoming familiar with certain things before they become more widely known but this feels different. My Mom is one degree removed from being a stereotypical Facebook boomer and my Grandma is someone who thinks a YouTube subscription is something you pay for. Yet they found a guy I was aware of before He even had a YouTube channel.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Man it is fucking weird visiting my Mother and Grandma over the last week and hearing Rekieta every time for hours on end at either of their houses.

Being on the farms and places similar you get used to becoming familiar with certain things before they become more widely known but this feels different. My Mom is one degree removed from being a a stereotypical Facebook boomer and my Grandma is someone who thinks a YouTube subscription is something you pay for. Yet they found a guy I was aware of before He even had a YouTube channel.

Imagine how I felt when members of my family started asking me what "sneed" meant during the Chauvin trial.

 

[Matt Damon]

Man it is fucking weird visiting my Mother and Grandma over the last week and hearing Rekieta every time for hours on end at either of their houses.

I can't tell if this means my parents are getting hip or my tastes are becoming lame and boomer-ish.

 

[AnOminous]

Literally the only thing we have to try and back it up is while the Defense said Kyle "dropped" the fire extinguisher, the Prosecution said he "put down" the fire extinguisher and the latter is the term the note has, personally I have some doubts the Karen is the Foreman, if only because the Jury would be unlikely to have the Foreman be a Guilty hardliner while they supposedly have a Not Guilty supermajority, and if the Guilty voters are actually the supermajority that's really bad news for Kyle.

If it's a single guilty holdout, then turning the mistrial into a dismissal with prejudice has much better optics, not that that should matter.

I can't tell if this means my parents are getting hip or my tastes are becoming lame and boomer-ish.

Porque no los dos?

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

This is why I'm increasingly of the opinion that people should really start considering emigration options. Of course if you're willing to hold out in the U.S. by all means do so, but it wouldn't hurt to consider one's options at the very least. There are livable places out there which aren't beholden to globohomo and will accept somebody who has the grit to adapt and contribute to their society. The only caveat is that you might have to take a slight knock to your purely material standard of living - likely temporarily, though one could argue American-style creature comforts have made us weak - but the benefits could outweigh the drawbacks.

Pretty cringe imo. This advice boils down to the international version of Californians fleeing California and shitting up the rest of the united states. It is beyond selfish to think Americans should flee the sinking ship that is the American government at the expense of other nations.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

Well a quick look tells me this Twitter profile I never heard of is very woke, so that poll is actually very indicative.

Twitter is in no way indicative of reality because they made a concentrated effort to boot off anyone who thinks differently. It's an echo chamber and psychological weapon.

I can't tell if this means my parents are getting hip or my tastes are becoming lame and boomer-ish.

It's a good thing if boomers are beginning to unplug from legacy media and realize it's so completely divorced from reality it's not useful.

 

[AnOminous]

The jury is 7-4-1 with the one holdout believing Kyle should have killed more people. This was revealed to me in a dream.

I think he should have killed at least one person with his dick.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

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I've had this scene running around in my head all week long, thank you for this.

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

It's mostly been shitposting and memeing but there have been people posting good info here from time to time.

I caught up from page 1200-present tonight. It went from doomposting -> shitposting -> 1488 shitposting -> yellow fever -> Handwriting analysis and twitter screenshots by journofags who think they are mindreaders or have a super-duper source. I saved everyone 400 pages.

 

[BradCarter]

I think he should have killed at least one person with his dick.

As a proud gun owner, what do you think my AR represents?

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

wait, there were fucking submarines in the american civil war?

The US Civil war was pretty much sorcery of the highest degree in terms of the jump in tech deployed compared to warfare leading up to that point in history.

 

[Matt Damon]

All this Twitter leak stuff is made-up bullshit.

The jury is actually hung at 11-4 and deliberations are taking so long because they're flying in Kurt Russell and a flamethrower.

 

[Dan Abrams]

If it actually is 6-6 in spite of the obvious evidence showing that Kyle was defending himself then that's proof that jury intimidation works and that these faggot boomer judges need to sequester even if it makes Karen mad she can't go home and bitch to her husband about how dumb every other juror is.

 

[ForTheHoard]