The account that was cited in the trial was @dawnpatrolmke which he renamed to @4doormorewhorz. The current @dawnpatrolmke is a sniped account that just mocks Grosskreutz's newly renamed account.
Oh my mistake I didn't notice the spelling change from dawnpatrolmke to dawnpatrolmke_ I have no clue about the 2nd one.
That's why I think whoever is running the underscore one is impersonating Grosskreutz very well. Because Grosskreutz is pretty dumb and gets agitated easily.
I love how literally that is true. If you watch the video it is literally vaped by Kyle's round, turned into a thin red mist instantaneously. I bust a gut every time.
His god given role was to take a bullet to the bicep.
What I think is funny too is regardless of what happens with the trial, you know once it's over he's going to have some massive sperg outs.
All those interviews he’ll do will surely be quite the spectacle to watch.
I'm hoping for some crossovers with other internet-famous cows here.
He'll never have a bicep again. It's a BYE-cep, lmao. Remember that you fuckin turd, every time you look down at your arm that can no longer even pick up a can of beer. Rofl.
What's going on here? Also, why is that guy so obsessed with Zero's virginity?
I’m either hoping for Ethan Ralph or Rekieta.
I could see him doing Ralph but I'm not sure about Rekieta. I'd say Vaush is likely as would be Hasan Piker. Lol the way things have been lately though I about halfway expect a crossover with the tranch somehow.
His parents basically doomed him to grow up to be a complete faggot with his arm blown off. He's literally named "Gaige?" What kind of fucking name is that? Who names their kid that? Why not just name your kid "beat me up every day on the playground."
I could see Hasan. It would just be one of the best circlejerking videos to ever exist. All they would say is that “Kyle crossed state lines” and “he shouldn’t have had a gun at a riot.”
Gaige might have some problems in circle jerks though since that's a game for biceps not byeceps.
Fuck I knew a guy who had a deep cut on his arm and he lost a lot of strength just from that. I can only imagine how painful and useless his no-cep arm must be.
But what about after it was shot?
What you get for fucking around.
