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He finally got it working, though it looks like he needed Jen to hook it up for him because he's too retarded to do it himself. Also I love the tranny flag colored RGBs and the tentacle(?) porn sticker on the side of the case, very tasteful Kev. [L/A]
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Somehow the most surprising (yet somehow unsurprising) thing about Kevin is all the ways he inserts his fetishes into everything he does or has. Whether it's the "exhibition room" joke from the Denver convention, or the sticker of tentacle porn on his new CPU. It's almost funny, yet quite sad too.
 
So Kevin finally got that new PSU that he grifted for. [L/A]
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He installed it and now his computer flat out won't turn on. Whoopsie! He's still thankful for the very necessary upgrade though. [L/A]
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When he first begged for this my PC psu autism took over and i done some googling to see if i could find out if it was a decent or not,as it was obvious to the RGB lighting is what drew his eye to this particular model.


I couldnt find out any legit info about it (OEM/reviews ect) even with the ASIN number and it was only launched 2 months ago.Pretty sure its a fucking potato power supply from CIT or some shit that's marketed towards idiots who think rgb=quality and 100% the specifications are untrustworthy IMO.
 
When he first begged for this my PC psu autism took over and i done some googling to see if i could find out if it was a decent or not,as it was obvious to the RGB lighting is what drew his eye to this particular model.


I couldnt find out any legit info about it (OEM/reviews ect) even with the ASIN number and it was only launched 2 months ago.Pretty sure its a fucking potato power supply from CIT or some shit that's marketed towards idiots who think rgb=quality and 100% the specifications are untrustworthy IMO.
Maybe it's just what we need for the Tranch fire arc
 
Maybe it's just what we need for the Tranch fire arc
I thinks thats entirely possible :optimistic:


I know nothing about how off grid power generation works but i imagine its not as clean and consistent as power from from a regular on-grid supply,combined with an off-brand PSU its a matter of time till something goes bang.

Also its DIRT cheap for the wattage/rating provided,even compared to say mainstream CorsairCX power supplies ones which are cheap for a reason. 🔥
 
I know nothing about how off grid power generation works but i imagine its not as clean and consistent as power from from a regular on-grid supply,combined with an off-brand PSU its a matter of time till something goes bang.
It depends entirely on the quality of the inverter. Their solar setup was half-assed, but did have work done on it. I haven't been following the Tranch thread much so I don't know if we got updated pics of the inverter/battery setup.
 
He finally got it working, though it looks like he needed Jen to hook it up for him because he's too retarded to do it himself. Also I love the tranny flag colored RGBs and the tentacle(?) porn sticker on the side of the case, very tasteful Kev. [L/A]
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Just want to point out that you can get a power source that doesn't have cosmetic RGB lights attached to it. It's also much cheaper do to so. Buying one is an e-peen move, and a very male one at that.

I also want to point out that Kevin has two porn stickers on his case, both from him donating monthly neetbux to a "trans lesbian" porn game.

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So not only does he demonstrate he wasted money, he also demonstrates he's a revolting pervert and wasted even more money while doing so.

Once again, none of us are mad about you lying for grift money, Kevin. If they're dumb enough to fall for it, they don't deserve that cash to begin with. It's just baffling how blatant you can lie and they still eat it up.
 
I’m just too lazy to get all of Kevin’s usual groomin’ tweets in here (you are valid, transition babe!) but have the latest one where he seethes and begs [A]
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Who has ever called him a lizard? Sounds like some /pol/ shit about lizard people in the ZOG controlling our elections? Also aren't salamanders basically lizards? I don't see the issue.

Also, no therapist worth a fly fart would tell someone that's obviously mentally ill to pump their body full of the wrong hormones and mutilate their chest and genitals. If you shop around enough you'll eventually find some MD willing to play ball, and then all your troonoid friends spread the word.

And uh, yeah, Kevin, people hate it when you shake your beggar's tin cup. We hate it when you debase and degrade yourself publicly. Begging for money from strangers is peak sigma (fe)male grindset and we're all jealous and mad. You stupid fucking nigger. You know what would really make your fans mad? If you started jerking off homeless dudes for fivers behind a Walgreens. Oooh, that would really steam my buns.
 
I couldnt find out any legit info about it (OEM/reviews ect) even with the ASIN number and it was only launched 2 months ago
Of fucking course Kevin bought a chinkoid mystery meat PSU
If you started jerking off homeless dudes for fivers behind a Walgreens. Oooh, that would really steam my buns.
Who would PAY to be jacked off by Kevin? I mean I'd give him $2 to show me the amhole so I can gaze into the abyss myself and see if it really does stare back but I wouldn't let him near my genitals.
 
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Who would PAY to be jacked off by Kevin?
I would pay money to not be in the same room/state as Kevin, but if his man hands must be used, I'd give him some tough-to-open pickle jar.

I mean I'd give him $2 to show me the amhole so I can gaze into the abyss myself and see if it really does stare back but I wouldn't let him near my genitals.
:cringe: Well there's... I...okay

Why don't you give him ten, maybe he'll let you tongue punch his stink ditch.
 
transformer turtle van money
I just can't get over it that Kevin is willing to spend five hundred american dollars on a collection of brightly colored plastic pieces just so he can get a brief dopamine rush and add another worthless trinket to his hoard.
Ask yourselves Kiwis, if you were given $500 to spend however you wanted with no strings attached, what would you spend it on? whatever you decide compare it to Kevin's desire.
 
I just can't get over it that Kevin is willing to spend five hundred american dollars on a collection of brightly colored plastic pieces just so he can get a brief dopamine rush and add another worthless trinket to his hoard.
Ask yourselves Kiwis, if you were given $500 to spend however you wanted with no strings attached, what would you spend it on? whatever you decide compare it to Kevin's desire.
As amazing as Kevvie's spending habits seem to us, imagine what it looks like to a poor, impoverished transperson. Like any of the ones who live on the grounds of the Tranch, looking up at Keveryn in his heated, water-tight palace, lit up bright at night.
 
Kevin is so angry that people have decided to spend their money on NFTs that he will not buy things from anyone ever associated with an NFT.
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Kevin is also sad that the people who make Pokemon are making it hard for him to store literally every variant of a Pokemon ever created in digital boxes.
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It's been said before but Kevin as he currently is could not exist without capitalism. He wouldn't have been allowed to get this bad to begin with. He should adore it, honestly.
Kevin, along with probably every single tranny that isn't the hyper-privileged offspring of some super-rich champagne socialist politician, would be the first on the chopping block in any kinda socialist/communist utopia. When they squeeze his inheritance dry and find out he can barely operate a scouring pad, he'd either get walled or turned into puppy chow.

Call it Gibles and Bits.
 
Kevin’s entire existence is capitalism. I don’t get his vocal performative hate of it. He shops exclusively at Costco and Amazon. Every single piece of plastic he buys his money goes into the pockets of big corporations. He plays mainstream video games from major companies. He doesn’t appear to enjoy music or books so he can’t even support small businesses and labels that way. What does he even do to support the local economy or craftsworkers? I’m sure he’s placing another Target preorder as I type. It’s just so stupid.
 
You still have no real friends (+mode_view grooming)
It's great when we can use our personal sad stories to play stupid.

Unless these people were born as literal wild children, you met other people. They treated you as boy/girl. Then your brain itself has a few key differences to go with it.
Kevin need 300$ worth
@Chapstick4Lyfe girl you keeping up with the thread? Just making sure, sorry to bother you!

Oh, we all need fat and lazy days off. He's right. But at what point is it too much?

For him, he won't be satisifed until he does 1 day 6 hour work weeks. His spoons take SO much recharging when he goes into the world of allistic hearing cisheteroes and is so DEMANDING that he needs all that time to recharge, plus a near unlimited budget increase for benefits of course.

It's a shame Wedge didn't get a more wealthy dom like Kevin*. He'd be great as a sugar baby with his attitude.

*Penny isn't rich but he's got a business and decent grift money

If i was Wedge, I wouldn't say anything back. I would be happy with myself since it was my choice. There's no need to yell at people that don't know you IRL, and no need to justify it.

I’m just too lazy to get all of Kevin’s usual groomin’ tweets in here (you are valid, transition babe!) but have the latest one where he seethes and begs [A]
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Your therapist is trying to make a quick buck and keep patients coming back with open wallets.

I find it funny when people donate, but I find it baffling that you have no actual content you produce. When there are several other talented trans folk who need the money are pouring out their heart and soul into their work and you aren't, I don't think we need to be the ones mad at you. I think you might need to start being mad at yourself. We don't care: when you divert resources from other trans people into toys and games rather than their GCS or HRT or housing, it doesn't affect us. Hell, some users might get off on the idea that other trans content creators are dying without proper medical care.


Iunno I'm not good at guilt slinging. The money was going to go to plastic toys or something ridiculous whether or not it got into his hands or another troon's. It's such a small amount of money that it is more funny than anything. Kevvie really should invest in a minimum wage job, it would get him more money and more reliably.

Just want to point out that you can get a power source that doesn't have cosmetic RGB lights attached to it. It's also much cheaper do to so. Buying one is an e-peen move, and a very male one at that.
I was going to ask whether or not the glow lights meant the power would help keep him warm in the winter or add a bonus feature in addition to the conspicuous consumption (it's ok there's no ethical consumption under capitalism), but I guess I got my answer.

I would not be surprised if Penny or whoever keeps tabs on tranch power is too stupid or too lax to tell him no. It’s a shitshow from top to bottom.

Kevin is so angry that people have decided to spend their money on NFTs that he will not buy things from anyone ever associated with an NFT.
Well, he failed.

In an age with so much free and piratable media, with a lot of humans to learn how to craft your own toys and etsy sellers to buy toys from, you could ethically consoom to the best you could. Cut out the big guy, just give money to artist who need it instead of corporations who don't. They may buy materials and such, but you're helping your fellow man survive in an unethical system. And yet... he must purchase from daddy hasbro and mattle.

Honestly, if Kevin ever lives by himself he'd be crushed by his own hoard in 5 years time. Penny is doing him a favor and the ranch might even be a restraining bolt (restricting his money and space) to the ultimate consooooom burst.

Kevin is also sad that the people who make Pokemon are making it hard for him to store literally every variant of a Pokemon ever created in digital boxes.
Considering you could hack the game and get the same results in a few hours (for typing in all the codes for each pokemon you need a copy of, a dex unlock is minutes at max), this is a hollow achievement. Does he like the nerd clout or the feeling of completion more?



Edit: Kevin hates captialism because his bare bones understanding of the world is that we have enough resources and technology to finally implement robot labor so no one has to do anything but voluntary work, and big capitalism is holding us back. We must tear it down. (If you can't tell, we don't, even if world peace was achieved long enough to try it.)

But, most importantly, Kevin is a mirror to other people in his group. Not in matters like "I like coke vs pepsi" where only gentle ribbing would take place, but in exclusionary matters. Had every troon loved JK Rowling for transitioning tomorrow and donating all her money (ALL OF IT) to troon charities, he would too. Had everyone hated communism but loved capitalism in his group, he would too.

He wants to be in a group that lets him live his most hedonistic desires while still getting attention. His true politics are all self serving or nonexistent on matters that he doesn't care about. He'll die if left alone so he has to fit in somewhere, thus the world of troon reddit and twitter enables both at the cost of his beliefs. It is no skin off his back because almost all his beliefs are self serving or nonexistent. As long as the party says something, he'll say it too. He only truly feels the sting when even the less extreme troons think he's gone too far, like with the Sophie La Belle debacle (lol).
 
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"There's no ethical consumption under capitalism," he says as he buys the most expensive toys and electronics possible.

"I already littered when I dropped that straw wrapper," he says while dumping a gallon of fryer oil into the lake.
 
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