Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
On the booze cart issue, IDGAF and don't see it as a problem. Liquor is an acquired taste most adults have to cultivate, and tastes absolutely yucky to little kids. Even if Tess was neglectful enough to not tell Bowie to leave it alone, and he tried to drink any of it, he'd discover right away that it wasn't anything he wanted. At worst, he'd catch on to any sweet, non-alcoholic mixers and drink those.

Need rent money so badly you're hocking all your clothes? TIME TO GET YET ANOTHER TATTOO!

I wonder if Tess realizes that the more tats she gets, the less work she'll get? Most companies don't want someone with lots of ink distracting from their clothes, except the very few fringe ones that cater to that tatted fatty market.
She's way past that point. She's been past that point for years, now, even before she got the upper-arm tattoos. But if all of her tattoos vanished tomorrow, she still wouldn't get work because she's burned so many bridges, and ruined every opportunity that's come her way.

Tess, just because you manage to squeeze your giant ass in 4x doesn't mean it could "easily" fit a 5x.
If she wants to keep her Flabletics deal, she really needs to shut up and not respond to comments like this. She hasn't the first clue how to be diplomatic, and she's inevitably going to say something stupid and bitchy that makes Flabletics look bad.

It's also keeping the "controversy" about their sizes only going up to 4X alive; the fatties screeching about even bigger sizes depend upon their ability to wield claims to moral authority as weapons, putting brands and influencers on the defensive. The only way to deal with these people is to recognize that their moral authority is fraudulent, and to not acknowledge them. They have no idea how clothing is manufactured or a business is run, will never be satisfied—and they're not even your customers in the first place.
 
It would look a lot smoother if it wasn't inked on cottage cheese to be fair.

The work itself is fine. Decent lines and shading. Tess is just fat with bad cellulite texture
There was a photo of Tess eyefucking herself as always, while the artist and another person tried to place the stencil with the design on her gigantic tigh. I think it's as good as you can do on this bumpy canvas.

And still the head on the left side is already about to be eaten by her gunt. That's the part I can't unsee. Fucking Hell...
 
She is really trying to play up her *gag* sex appeal. But what in the hell is with these awful poses? Why would anyone who approves social media posts for that brand say "Yes, this awkward, completely UNSEXY pose is what we want for our company!"
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She is really trying to play up her *gag* sex appeal. But what in the hell is with these awful poses? Why would anyone who approves social media posts for that brand say "Yes, this awkward, completely UNSEXY pose is what we want for our company!"
Funny how hard they hide her gunt. Only backside mostly ass we get a little peek at her grotesque belly. If she's so proud why is she always hiding it when it's mostly bare like the UK pool picture and this one as well.
 
She is really trying to play up her *gag* sex appeal. But what in the hell is with these awful poses? Why would anyone who approves social media posts for that brand say "Yes, this awkward, completely UNSEXY pose is what we want for our company!"
I suspect because Tess comes cheaper than a lot of other influencers. Hence why I'd never buy anything she's hocking; it's surely all cheap shit.
 
She is really trying to play up her *gag* sex appeal. But what in the hell is with these awful poses? Why would anyone who approves social media posts for that brand say "Yes, this awkward, completely UNSEXY pose is what we want for our company!"
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Those photos are some seriously David Lynch-looking shit.

Has Tess ever gone a day without prioritizing herself and her own pleasure?
Never. And when circumstances force her to attend to others' needs and demands, she makes sure we know all about it.
 
She is really trying to play up her *gag* sex appeal. But what in the hell is with these awful poses? Why would anyone who approves social media posts for that brand say "Yes, this awkward, completely UNSEXY pose is what we want for our company!"
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Tess strikes me as someone who thinks just being in front of a camera means she's going to take amazing pictures so she doesn't bother putting effort into posing. The photographer's probably shouting at her to pose a certain way and doing everything short of physically moving her into a pose but all she'll do is move her head up a little or bend her arm a bit.

Alternatively - and this has been mentioned before - maybe she's just too fat to pose any other way.
 
She is really trying to play up her *gag* sex appeal. But what in the hell is with these awful poses? Why would anyone who approves social media posts for that brand say "Yes, this awkward, completely UNSEXY pose is what we want for our company!"
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I highly doubt she can maneuver around that huge gut of hers to effectively use a vibrator... let's be real, Tess doesn't orgasm for anything but cake. (sorry 🤮)
 
What is the person shooping her photos thinking? Her head looks ridiculously tiny, like it doesn't even belong to the same body.

Also, oh wow this bra looks so painful and wtf is this underpant situation? Kind of relieved they did NOT show what's happening in the front.

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