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What do you think will happen?

  • Guilty on all charges

    Votes: 282 8.8%
  • Full Acquittal

    Votes: 1,077 33.7%
  • Mistral

    Votes: 264 8.3%
  • Mixture of verdicts

    Votes: 479 15.0%
  • Minecraft

    Votes: 213 6.7%
  • Roblox

    Votes: 132 4.1%
  • Runescape

    Votes: 203 6.3%
  • Somehow Guilty Of Two Mutually Exclusive Actions

    Votes: 514 16.1%
  • KYLE WILL SUBMIT TO BBC

    Votes: 35 1.1%

  • Total voters
    3,199
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So now the question becomes, do they throw you back in jail if you've already posted bail or not? If not just shout out shit to cause a mistrial until the legal system gets so sick of you they tell you to fuck off, doesn't matter the quality of your attorney if you can just caused a clusterfuck. None of this would probably work but it's funny to think about some dude going into court for a Jay Walking ticket pulling shit like that just to fuck with a judge or prosecutor. I know if I ever go to court for something like a traffic ticket I'm asking for trial by combat for shits and giggles.
I'm pretty sure if you "just shout out shit" the judge will tell you to shut the fuck up, and if you continue he'll add a contempt of court charge on top of your shit and have the bailiff escort you away.
 
Someone edit in some hitman/Fallout/Skyrim tips on the load screen.
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Are most trials as shitty as this one?
Everyone keeps saying the pros and judge keep breaking the law or procedure of the court and "should" face some kind of consequence for it, but nothing ever happens.
Are prosecutors immune to any consequence?
 
New juror request just dropped.

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I'm not an expert graphologist, but the writing style and the way some of the items are phrased make me think that Juror 54 is probably female, at least slightly liberal, has a domineering personality not enormously amenable to debate with others, and is likely employed in a clerical position, perhaps as temple scribe for King Samsu-iluna.
 
I'm pretty sure if you "just shout out shit" the judge will tell you to shut the fuck up, and if you continue he'll add a contempt of court charge on top of your shit and have the bailiff escort you away.
Can you imagine if after everything the judge let slide he threw a contempt charge at Kyle? And the media would still call him biased towards Kyle, stupid boomer.
 
Are most trials as shitty as this one?
Everyone keeps saying the pros and judge keep breaking the law or procedure of the court and "should" face some kind of consequence for it, but nothing ever happens.
Are prosecutors immune to any consequence?
I've not seen a lot of trials, but this one is exceptionally insane. Even Chauvins was fairly normal aside from the convictions, this clown show is really out there.
 
Are most trials as shitty as this one?
Everyone keeps saying the pros and judge keep breaking the law or procedure of the court and "should" face some kind of consequence for it, but nothing ever happens.
Are prosecutors immune to any consequence?
Not exactly immune, but it's rare they do from what I've seen. It's actually a fucking travesty they don't more often.
 
Are most trials as shitty as this one?
Everyone keeps saying the pros and judge keep breaking the law or procedure of the court and "should" face some kind of consequence for it, but nothing ever happens.
Are prosecutors immune to any consequence?
Ever heard the term "absolute immunity?" If not, go down thread a bit to see my sperging on it.
 
I've not seen a lot of trials, but this one is exceptionally insane. Even Chauvins was fairly normal aside from the convictions, this clown show is really out there.
Agreed. I'm used to some exceptional shit in high-profile trials, but quite literally nothing is normal about this. I can't think of any other trial where every person fucked something critical up.
 
Don't dox yourself, according to this thread I've learned that handwriting samples can give out every detail of who you are as a person.
Indeed it will even reveal if you prefer white pussy or the slanted variety. A friend of mine once missed out on a chance for a job interview because his handwritten thank you note revealed that he preferred pink nipples to brown ones. Don't chance it.
 
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