Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[mindlessobserver]

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First 3 cards:
THE EMPRESS, superimposed by DEATH, with THE WORLD above. Clearly refering juror 54 the forewoman. She seeks death even as the entire world watches.

Next 3 cards
FIVE OF SWORDS below EMPRESS and DEATH. The 5 jurors who seek death with the Forewoman. SIX OF PENTACLES drawn to the side. 6 other jurors stand opposition to the EMPRESS. Final card is the ACE OF CUPS. Both sides are not using reason and being driven by pure emotion.

Final 3 cards. THE FOOL, THE STAR, and THE ACE OF WANDS

The Fool is significant major arcana. Meaning massive change. Mistrial is certain. The Mistrial will occur under THE STAR which also indicates change but the good kind, and is in opposition to DEATH. ACE OF WANDS is also in Arcana of change and new beginnings, as well as good luck.

Interpretation. The Forewoman and 5 other Jurors want to lynch Kyle while 6 other Jurors do not. Neither side gives a shit about the evidence and are acting on pure emotion which means neither side will give way. This means a mistrial is certain, but this will be good for Kyle as the Fool and the Star are in opposition to the Empress.

Well, this was autistic and fun. And just as authoritative as any other speculation here.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

How the fuck you write without using cursive? I thought cursive is the most common thing since its much faster without having to lift your pen so often. Writing like that must feel painful.

My pen only left the page in between words.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Plot twist: juror 54 is a troon. The obsession with wearing a facemask, the subtle maneuvering to be the foreman of the jury, and the power play of controlling all communication between the judge and jury. Plus the leftist points will make him a saint.

 

[Titos]

Don't dox yourself, according to this thread I've learned that handwriting samples can give out every detail of who you are as a person.

The poster is clearly a woman of Somalian royalty stock who hates the average resident of N'gubuwi.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

it's deteriorated since i left HS. all i do is sign my name now.
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The fact you raise the X above other letters implies you revere the X, much like a tranny desires a second X chrosome. You did the same with the D, indicating a desire for dick. Ergo I deduce you are cocksucking tranny.

 

[LazloChalos]

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Another kiwi posted the image of the actual seal, I still can't unsee the giant pepper under the "forward" banner which is in fact a beaver.

 

[garum expert]

it's deteriorated since i left HS. all i do is sign my name now.
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it's not so bad, mine is awful and I learnt and know cursive, it's just easier to write quickly and sloppily. My analysis is that the disjoined 'O' is an unresolved oral fixation

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Which actor will play who in the inevitable movie adaptation?
I already know who'll play Kyle.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

I'm waiting for the case to end already so the U.S. legal system can have some great new precedents, like "everyone takes a beating sometimes" and "if you're a 20 minute drive from your house, you lose all rights to self-defense."

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

How the fuck you write without using cursive? I thought cursive is the most common thing since its much faster without having to lift your pen so often. Writing like that must feel painful.

You know, a lot of legal documents require you to use both Print and Cursive in separate sections.

 

[BradCarter]

it's deteriorated since i left HS. all i do is sign my name now.
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My forensic skills tell me this is a pregnant women in her 40's. She works in the oil fields and has 3 siblings

 

[Matt Damon]

How the fuck you write without using cursive? I thought cursive is the most common thing since its much faster without having to lift your pen so often. Writing like that must feel painful.

I haven't handwritten anything substantial enough to justify optimizing my writing style in about 20 years.

 

[garum expert]

I've not seen a lot of trials, but this one is exceptionally insane. Even Chauvins was fairly normal aside from the convictions, this clown show is really out there.

My favorite by far was grosskroitz falling out of his chair. makes me believe in synchronicity

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Agreed. I'm used to some exceptional shit in high-profile trials, but quite literally nothing is normal about this. I can't think of any other trial where every person fucked something critical up.

My dad had an indecipherable scribble. When I asked him why he said its because it's harder for someone to forge your signature. I spent more hours trying to copy that shit for my report cards than I did on homework.

 

[PeterMannion]

Which actor will play who in the inevitable movie adaptation?
I already know who'll play Kyle.
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Gary Oldman to play Binger

 

[I am the Muffin Maker]

How the fuck you write without using cursive? I thought cursive is the most common thing since its much faster without having to lift your pen so often. Writing like that must feel painful.

Children are no longer taught cursive. Which is a problem because some of them can't read things that are written in cursive, cutting them off from most written documents of the last 300 years.

 

[Standardized Profile]

I'm waiting for the case to end already so the U.S. legal system can have some great new precedents, like "everyone takes a beating sometimes" and "if you're a 20 minute drive from your house, you lose all rights to self-defense."

Don't forget "it's illegal to cross state lines unless you're affiliated with a communist organization and doing a direct action."

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

I'm waiting for the case to end already so the U.S. legal system can have some great new precedents, like "everyone takes a beating sometimes" and "if you're a 20 minute drive from your house, you lose all rights to self-defense."

Fortunately that will only be binding precedent in WI.

 

[Uncle Buck]

My forensic skills tell me this is a pregnant women in her 40's. She works in the oil fields and has 3 siblings

I wonder what Detective Cardo's insights tell him on this subject.

 

[BradCarter]

My dad had an indecipherable scribble. When I asked him why he said its because it's harder for someone to forge your signature. I spent more hours trying to copy that shit for my report cards than I did on homework.

Nobody verifies signatures ever. And if that was legit just draw a picture. It's legal and anyone not intimately aware of your habits won't know not to sign your name lol