DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
- Starting a sentence with 'So'.
- Using the term "real tawk".
- Using the word "fire" and in capitals.

I laughed very hard at this tweet.View attachment 2730463
Seems like some of wing's lingo has finally rubbed off on him. In fact It's also probably the fact that both of those two have trolls that cross over from time to time, so whenever Phil does glance over at the chat to limb on assholes, he's probably looking at some phrases Richard uses.
 
Will Dave be friends with Hazer again?
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This video speaks volumes to what a lunatic/narcissist DSP is. Why the hell would this guy still have DSP on his friends list? DSP, on the other hand, simply never edits his friend list. No chance this other guy simply doesn't edit his friend list ever either, though.
 
Then again, Gaige Grosskreutz tried selling multiple PS3s that were suspected stolen back in the day so who knows, we all know Phil hates console scalpers.
He probably got them with his employee discount to ran a tournament. Phail would have no problem with that. :story:
- Starting a sentence with 'So'.
- Using the term "real tawk".
- Using the word "fire" and in capitals.

I laughed very hard at this tweet.View attachment 2730463
Fuck.......the douche chills. Good thing everyone held off with their big news while he was off yesterday.
 
- Starting a sentence with 'So'.
- Using the term "real tawk".
- Using the word "fire" and in capitals.

I laughed very hard at this tweet.View attachment 2730463
As funny as it is, Phil's attempts at fitting in so he can go viral (which he legit thinks will erase his bad rep), it's going to get even funnier should he get the greater amount of attention he's reaching for. If he thinks being known as The Guy sucks now, wait until his legacy is all the other things that are WAY more embarrassing and revealing about him. The 2K Cat Reveal, the RE3 Puzzle Boss Bitch Fit, threatening an 11 year-old only after she can no longer hear him, all his poop humor, racking up massive debt on a dozen credit cards after having already gone into credit card debt before, his waste of $100K on mobile games, losing his first girlfriend because he didn't want to fuck her, lying to his own mother about having a ten year plan, committing bankruptcy fraud, the list goes on, and he's getting off light being known most for jerking it on stream.

Go ahead Phil, keep inviting greater scrutiny. I would say you'll regret it, but technically you won't. You'll just hate it, and that's why you always lose. Imbecile.
 
Wasn't there some streaming consultant or something a few months ago who discovered DSP and made a video offering to help him reinvent his brand? I seem to remember that.

He seems to be trying a bunch of things in the past few months that just don't seem to me to be his original idea.
There was a Britney something that have made a few videos about just how much of a retard he is at running a business and I think a few other people from the same type of background have done the same over the years.

But all the advice in the world will not help. He is not willing to take any advice that will require any effort and what advice he takes to heart he'll fuck up anyway because...well he's DSP.
 
There was a Britney something that have made a few videos about just how much of an exceptional individual he is at running a business and I think a few other people from the same type of background have done the same over the years.

But all the advice in the world will not help. He is not willing to take any advice that will require any effort and what advice he takes to heart he'll fuck up anyway because...well he's DSP.
I almost got it mixed up with the Mexican faggot who gave Phil $200 in super chats for publicity last week. Fucking idiot.
 
This video speaks volumes to what a lunatic/narcissist DSP is. Why the hell would this guy still have DSP on his friends list? DSP, on the other hand, simply never edits his friend list. No chance this other guy simply doesn't edit his friend list ever either, though.
I don't even get this friends list autism talk either. I've got people on my friends lists on PSN or Discord with whom I haven't talked or played anything for half a decade now. Only with 2 of them was there a falling out like in Dave's case, but we just don't talk anymore, there's no need to remove each other from the friends list. In most cases I just didn't play the games they played anymore or vice versa. Hell, on my PSN friends list the vast majority of people on it are people that added me from Gamefaqs because I offered to help people with revenant trading and beating Twilight missions in Nioh, and with about half of them I've only interacted once.
 
I don't even get this friends list autism talk either. I've got people on my friends lists on PSN or Discord with whom I haven't talked or played anything for half a decade now.
Yeah but you would not go into a over 5 minute discussion about it. You would just say- we do not talk to each other.
DSP is weird because everything is either 1 or 10 with him. No shades of grey.
 
- Starting a sentence with 'So'.
- Using the term "real tawk".
- Using the word "fire" and in capitals.

I laughed very hard at this tweet.View attachment 2730463
nuh huh hoo I can't wait for the holiday season guys so i can perpetually be a child forever and justify spending big bucks on dumb consoomer shit

Because you know he's not decorating his condo or having anyone or their kids over for dinner and gifts
 
nuh huh hoo I can't wait for the holiday season guys so i can perpetually be a child forever and justify spending big bucks on dumb consoomer shit

Because you know he's not decorating his condo or having anyone or their kids over for dinner and gifts
Well he was never into decoration culture and having a X mas style dinner with other people is not something any mature adult with a job and family have time for.
 
if it wasn't DSP I would be, as the kids say, sus about leaks calling OIC too untrustworthy to be mod...but he's already a mod. I mean we already knew PP doesn't actually like OIC and doesn't trust him, that was in the last 2 batches of discord leaks.

Thats like I got inside info, DSP is a liar and pisses away his money.

But it's DSP so anything is possible, he modded him but doesn't trust him but also trusts him enough to be a mod.

So anyway, the KOF beta starts today, SNK did some really informative tweets about when you can DL the beta (last wednesday night) the times it's open, the 8 characters, the modes and a PDF of each character's move lists. NOW as a 13 year verteran professional with a legacy content creator who loved KoF so much and can't wait to play I'm sure phil already has it DLed and at the very least looked at the tweets from SNK..

I'm as sure about this as i'm sure he'll see the long list of things removed or missing from BF and totally will not shit on that game then bend over backwards to suck off the GTA trilogy and Halo.
 
But all the advice in the world will not help. He is not willing to take any advice that will require any effort and what advice he takes to heart he'll fuck up anyway because...well he's DSP.
Phil wasn't lying when he said he was the most stubborn person on Earth, but what he lied about is WHY. Phil is stubborn because he's the center of the universe and everyone owes him their adjustments to suit his wants and needs. He isn't supposed to stop snorting, clearing his throat, or belching right into the mic. He isn't supposed to stop begging, or talking about feces, or offering up terrible gameplay as "entertainment". He isn't supposed to open up his chat more, or embrace being a clown, or endeavor to do better if he hates being a joke. He isn't supposed to get a green screen, use a stream deck, update his other equipment, make his background nicer in any real way, etc.

YOU are supposed to stop calling attention to his laziness, lies, and incompetency. YOU must accept his gross noises, his begging, his lame excuses for losing, his blatant lies, his complaints about stupid childish things, his constantly contradicting statements, his bullshit displays of feeling superior, etc. etc. This is Phil's world and you only live in it.

I would find it more rage-inducing if it weren't for how afraid Phil is of everything, which is what makes him like this to begin with. He feels comforted being a spoiled child forever because becoming an adult with ups and downs terrifies him. And I read this place with a smile knowing that.
 
if it wasn't DSP I would be, as the kids say, sus about leaks calling OIC too untrustworthy to be mod...but he's already a mod. I mean we already knew PP doesn't actually like OIC and doesn't trust him, that was in the last 2 batches of discord leaks.
I thought OIC is no longer a mod, at least not for a good month+ ...
 
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