But all the advice in the world will not help. He is not willing to take any advice that will require any effort and what advice he takes to heart he'll fuck up anyway because...well he's DSP.
Phil wasn't lying when he said he was the most stubborn person on Earth, but what he lied about is WHY. Phil is stubborn because he's the center of the universe and everyone owes him their adjustments to suit his wants and needs. He isn't supposed to stop snorting, clearing his throat, or belching right into the mic. He isn't supposed to stop begging, or talking about feces, or offering up terrible gameplay as "entertainment". He isn't supposed to open up his chat more, or embrace being a clown, or endeavor to do better if he hates being a joke. He isn't supposed to get a green screen, use a stream deck, update his other equipment, make his background nicer in any real way, etc.
YOU are supposed to stop calling attention to his laziness, lies, and incompetency. YOU must accept his gross noises, his begging, his lame excuses for losing, his blatant lies, his complaints about stupid childish things, his constantly contradicting statements, his bullshit displays of feeling superior, etc. etc. This is Phil's world and you only live in it.
I would find it more rage-inducing if it weren't for how afraid Phil is of everything, which is what makes him like this to begin with. He feels comforted being a spoiled child forever because becoming an adult with ups and downs terrifies him. And I read this place with a smile knowing that.