Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

What if the jury never comes back cause they all hung themselves in the deliberation room after having to listen to some Karen argue law she doesn't know at them?

 

[AnOminous]

Big cock jury?

Unless some of those bitches are secretly trannies, pretty much not.

 

[Glenallen Mixon]

Holding strong on my guess. There's no way you could sway a middle aged white female to a not guilty. On the other hand, you could definitely swing a midwit middle aged man to guilty in a battle of attrition and with enough gish-galloping. If Kyle had any chance of walking, the results would've been in days ago. There's also no way a middle aged white woman would settle for anything other than the full enchilada; I doubt they'd agree to just the reckless endangerment, and if they're hitting him with a murder charge for Pedobaum, they'd hit him with a murder charge for Skateboard Guy and whatever charge applies for Grosskreutz.

I'm not dooming, I'm just making a logic-based guess. I'm still holding some hope our boy can walk free and get nice defamation checks from CNN, MSNBC, and all the other journos and politicians who lied about him.

(And for any of you who jump to say this is wrong because of the dismissed gun charges / curfew thing, I'm going with the interpretation of "guilty on all charges" meaning "guilty on all charges that currently apply.")

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Doom possibility: The instruction Juror found a novel argument everyone could get behind.
Nondoomer possibility: The instruction juror looked it up and realized she was wrong.

Really could see both.

Unfortunately the second would require a prideful woman to admit she was wrong.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

I guess the third possibility, juror admitted she saw the news, was replaced immediately, new guy went "Whats the majority opinion so I can vote for it and get the fuck out of here?"

You fags are still hanging onto that rumor? It's not true.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

The NG bros cucked on a lesser charge as part of horse trading.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

>likely leftist foreman brings home marked up jury instructions
> Comes back and a verdict is almost instantly reached

Doesn't look good

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

I guess the third possibility, juror admitted she saw the news, was replaced immediately, new guy went "Whats the majority opinion so I can vote for it and get the fuck out of here?"

The fact Kyle might be saved by some apathetic, consensus seeking fuck is both frustrating but promising for our future as a stable nation.

 

[Taxidea Taxus]

If this all turns out to be one big jape and they're still deadlocked, this whole thread will rightfully turn into a pillar of salt.

 

[HumanHive]

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Holding strong on my guess. There's no way you could sway a middle aged white female to a not guilty. On the other hand, you could definitely swing a midwit middle aged man to guilty in a battle of attrition and with enough gish-galloping. If Kyle had any chance of walking, the results would've been in days ago. There's also no way a middle aged white woman would settle for anything other than the full enchilada; I doubt they'd agree to just the reckless endangerment, and if they're hitting him with a murder charge for Pedobaum, they'd hit him with a murder charge for Skateboard Guy and whatever charge applies for Grosskreutz.

I'm not dooming, I'm just making a logic-based guess. I'm still holding some hope our boy can walk free and get nice defamation checks from CNN, MSNBC, and all the other journos and politicians who lied about him.

(And for any of you who jump to say this is wrong because of the dismissed gun charges / curfew thing, I'm going with the interpretation of "guilty on all charges" meaning "guilty on all charges that currently apply.")

My analysis as well.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I've seen a bunch of memes reposted on this thread over and over, so forgive me if this has already been gotten crammed down your throats.

Nobody likes elves.

Elves are basically the stuck-up Jews of fantasy.

 

[Gehenna]

If this all turns out to be one big jape and they're still deadlocked, this whole thread will rightfully turn into a pillar of salt.

An amazingly large pillar of salt.

 

[Collections Agent]

"We find the defendant guilty of Jaywalking. Wait, self-defense? Murder? First I'm hearing of it. Guess we better get back in there."

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Been away all day, has anything happened yet? Are these sloths still deliberating or are we due to have Kyle sent to prison for pedophile removal?

 

[murdered meat bag]

hung jury

 

[HandsomeDan]

What I fear could be the case is all of this was about grasping at straws to convict him of "something" some lesser charge to help their fear. We will see.

If this is the case, then all of them can go to Hell.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Rittenhouse NOT GUILTY

Rittenhouse not guilty

www.wisconsinrightnow.com

 

[X Prime]

>likely leftist foreman brings home marked up jury instructions
> Comes back and a verdict is almost instantly reached

Doesn't look good

I have to agree here. I just do not see what else this looks like.

 

[Puff]

If this rumor is true, I'd put money that the sperg who was suggesting they were delaying for personal reasons is correct. I can think of no other reason a verdict would happen right now.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Genuinely on hung jury. They're probably tired of arguing and just don't care enough at this point.