Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Kevin is so angry that people have decided to spend their money on NFTs that he will not buy things from anyone ever associated with an NFT.
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Kevin is also sad that the people who make Pokemon are making it hard for him to store literally every variant of a Pokemon ever created in digital boxes.
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Kevin's bitching about NFTs is nothing but hollow virtue signalling. First of all, NFTs came along after cryptocurrency had already been around for years, and NFTs on the blockchain do not significantly increase it's energy usage compared to regular trading. The exorbitant energy use of proof-of-work blockchains compared to the utility they provide as a whole is a legitimate (but probably solvable) problem. Kevin doesn't hate them because he understands and agrees with real criticisms of the technology that exist. He hates them because Twitter told him to. Given his ridiculous spending habits, and addiction to plastic shit that needs to be shipped out to him in the middle of nowhere. he probably has a carbon footprint bigger than your average dude who yolo'd a few hundred into doggy meme coins or ugly NFTs. If he doesn't care at all about the energy use/environmental arguments for or against crypto, then he has even less of a leg to stand on, because he does the same thing NFT addicts do, but with physical merchandise instead.

I find NFT bros to be obnoxious, and the attempts to insert NFTs and blockchain into everything solely because it's become trendy are stupid. However I'd still rather be surrounded by smug crypto "investor" types who think that hoarding links to randomly generated monkey JPEGs is going to make them rich, than have to spend any length of time around troons like Kevin.

The NFT/crypto bubble will probably burst eventually, and more efficient technology will make older ones obsolete. But Kevin's plastic hoard will last for ages. That shit ain't biodegradable!
 
Imagine living your life aspiring to end up like the humans in WALL-E. Immobile, sat in the same chair in front of a screen indefinitely, forever, doing nothing else. That's Kevin and his orbiters' dream. What a life.
At least he admits it? I find him being honest about something refreshing.
The whole point of WALL-E was that the humans were happier and better off being farmers on earth than being comfortable, entertained blobs in space. Much like this thread, it's a story about how what you want isn't always what you need.
Sounds like he heard you:

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it's pretty sad when a grown ass man can still derive some sort of amusement or value from these useless hunks of plastic.
I agree, and I unironically play Warhammer 40k.
 
Some side lore from that webcomic loser Kevin made trans. It's a little old, but I didn't see it here.

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Is it... a thing to also change a child's birth certificate when one of the parents changes their legal gender?

(For those who aren't in the loop, this is Greg Dean from Real Life Comics. More information here, here and here.)

I hope he gets all the male diseases and dies.
 
There is a very obvious solution to the leftist no ethical consumption under capitalism conundrum and that is to only consume what you need. Consume as little as you can and buy most things second hand. Good for the planet and good for the soul. Nobody really needs a boatload of plastic toys.

Now, Kevin is never going to do that because he's only a leftist for show and his whole identity hinges on consoom and coom.
 
Ask yourselves Kiwis, if you were given $500 to spend however you wanted with no strings attached, what would you spend it on?
My start would be to buy myself a better power supply for the computer. If I recall correctly the last time Kevin had computer problems was back in December 2020. Now to clarify, I don't know if the cause of the issue was actually due to the power supply back then or if he even replaced it, however if he did. That means that the power supply must have lasted for less than a year.

What's funny to me is that he's essentially replacing it with another power supply that looks like it's going to die due to the same fate.
Kevin doesn't hate them because he understands and agrees with real criticisms of the technology that exist. He hates them because Twitter told him to
I think the same about all of Kevin's opinions. He is essentially a yes man that agrees with the people currently in his circle around him. He is void of any internal independent thought. The only reason that he's okay with guns is because of where he is. He has actually had to defend the tranch's use of guns in the past against other twitter users. But if he wasn't there you know that he would be vehemently anti gun because that's the status quo on twitter.
 
My start would be to buy myself a better power supply for the computer. If I recall correctly the last time Kevin had computer problems was back in December 2020. Now to clarify, I don't know if the cause of the issue was actually due to the power supply back then or if he even replaced it, however if he did. That means that the power supply must have lasted for less than a year.

What's funny to me is that he's essentially replacing it with another power supply that looks like it's going to die due to the same fate.

What he should do is buy a $500 laptop. That will get a more than good enough spec for anything he actually needs a computer for (ordering shit off websites and scrolling Twitter), a laptop doesn’t care if the power goes out frequently, can’t be fucked up with pointless mods, and it will take up far less space and energy in general. You could also leave your stinky room and “work” from a social area or even (gasp) outside!
 
It’s all about that nostalgia dopamine hit. They’re going after the adults who either remember having the toys, or the adults who always wanted them but never got them.
Pure, diamond solid, sperging and powerleveling after the spoiler.

Nostalgia is essentially a good thing; you can remember the easier times when you watched cartoons in your pajamas on Saturday mornings, the first time you kissed a girl and the awkward, teenage relationships that followed, the times when having a fight with a classmate was the greatest of your worries, and by your fondness of these small moments you keep the positive memories of your young days alive, you want to share them with your children by helping them have good memories. Not going to powerlevel too much, but I worked with children for a while, and it was a very nostalgic experience - everything from the bloody noses to the collectible cards and the "teacher, Martha kissed a boy!". Nostalgia is essentially a way for your brain to teach you how to behave with developing children, a big influx of serotonin associated with the moments that helped you grow up in a positive way, making you want to recreate them with others.

Admittedly, it also comes with negatives - if you are a very sporty guy, and your favorite memories with your dad are playing baseball with him, and how he encouraged you to join the high school football team, if you have a nerdy kid you aren't going to be disoriented, you could be downright disappointed. And that's where you get the shitty parents who pressure their children to do something they used to do, not as much in a "he is going to succeed where I did not" but in a lighter, less competitive "I am going to cheer for my kid at the little league game, goddamnit, because I am a good dad!".

The thing is, this sort of pressuring kids into becoming what they aren't is much more common, in my experience, with parents of single kids. Large families don't have a problem letting their sporty kid be sporty, their nerdy kid play Magic, their rebel daughter go full Daria and their cheerleader daughter experiment with makeup. It's single kids who tend to show up to events where they clearly don't fit in, and do not want to fit in. Not only is that bad for them because they are wasting their time, but it also messes up with them in the long run - again, in my nonprofessional experience - they tend to grow up into adults who wait for others to tell them what they are supposed to do, what they are supposed to enjoy. They are not assertive in their desires because they internalize the idea that what they want to do is inferior, that their inner compass is broken somehow. Thankfully, unless the parents are especially demanding, usually their personality asserts itself.

Leaving this aside, I wonder if Kevin is just the next logical point - the movement of nostalgia from the one-child-parent to the no-child-parent. Now I have zero problems with people who, for one reason or the other, want to go without kids, and I realize that not all of them are Kevins. I figure that most childless people will still have family and community to satisfy their need to pass on their experience, or jobs like what I used to do. And for others nostalgia may not be an especially strong motivator to begin with, and that's fine too. But seeing Kevin, I suspect that he is making himself into his single kid in order to satisfy his nostalgia, that he is giving himself the life he thinks would be optimal for his child. Like his mom let him grow up on the internet, he is parenting himself to let himself grow up on the Internet. Like his mom let him watch television for hours at an end, Kevin lets Kathryn watch cartoons and play with toys. And Kathryn needs to stay a kid, so Kevin can keep sharing his meager life experiences with "her" - because unlike sharing your experiences with an actual child, there's no positive feedback from Kathryn to Kevin. Kathryn doesn't enjoy playing with toys, barely touches videogames, and calls twitter a "hellsite" - because Kathryn is Kevin, a fully grown, balding man who is old enough to know better. But there's not going to ever be a Kevin Jr. now, and Kevin is barely even part of the community of people whose house he lives in, so Kevin only has Kathryn.

And they remain in their room, hoping the next toy will be, finally, a fun one.
 
@AMHOLIO Thank you! I always appreciate a mention to get my attention on this, especially since getting on and navigating KF has been wonky for me lately

🥳Kevin has finally broken the $5000 barrier for e-begging. Congrats, Kevin! 🥳

He’s definitely taken in more, but this is the first time his specified begging dollar amounts—which can usually be traced to toys he transparently and publicly ogles—add up to over $5000.

Here are some interesting stats to celebrate a reprobate:
  • after a 2 month hiatus from begging, Kevin has begged 6 times in the past 22 days
  • since Aug. 8, 2020 Kevin has e-begged a total of 41 times—22 times in 2020 and 19 in 2021, so far
  • $1689.90 was purportedly for medical bills
  • an even $2007 was for “bills” a.k.a. toys or credit card bills for toys that will never fill the emptiness inside his amhole
  • there are 3 instances of Kevin thinking of someone besides himself for begging (allegedly, this could be more toy grift for all we know): $20 for cat food, $600 for tranch generator, and $300 for work boots and clothes for Penny
  • he begged for an unspecified amount 11 times
  • he one time begged for $10 because the 6 grown men at the tranch couldn’t muster a ten-spot between them
  • Kevin is fat and I would not have sex with him

Remember everyone, if you want to make Kiwi Farms super duper big mad, please donate to Kevin today. Terf trad-caths HATE that one weird trick.
 
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Pure, diamond solid, sperging and powerleveling after the spoiler.

Nostalgia is essentially a good thing; you can remember the easier times when you watched cartoons in your pajamas on Saturday mornings, the first time you kissed a girl and the awkward, teenage relationships that followed, the times when having a fight with a classmate was the greatest of your worries, and by your fondness of these small moments you keep the positive memories of your young days alive, you want to share them with your children by helping them have good memories. Not going to powerlevel too much, but I worked with children for a while, and it was a very nostalgic experience - everything from the bloody noses to the collectible cards and the "teacher, Martha kissed a boy!". Nostalgia is essentially a way for your brain to teach you how to behave with developing children, a big influx of serotonin associated with the moments that helped you grow up in a positive way, making you want to recreate them with others.

Admittedly, it also comes with negatives - if you are a very sporty guy, and your favorite memories with your dad are playing baseball with him, and how he encouraged you to join the high school football team, if you have a nerdy kid you aren't going to be disoriented, you could be downright disappointed. And that's where you get the shitty parents who pressure their children to do something they used to do, not as much in a "he is going to succeed where I did not" but in a lighter, less competitive "I am going to cheer for my kid at the little league game, goddamnit, because I am a good dad!".

The thing is, this sort of pressuring kids into becoming what they aren't is much more common, in my experience, with parents of single kids. Large families don't have a problem letting their sporty kid be sporty, their nerdy kid play Magic, their rebel daughter go full Daria and their cheerleader daughter experiment with makeup. It's single kids who tend to show up to events where they clearly don't fit in, and do not want to fit in. Not only is that bad for them because they are wasting their time, but it also messes up with them in the long run - again, in my nonprofessional experience - they tend to grow up into adults who wait for others to tell them what they are supposed to do, what they are supposed to enjoy. They are not assertive in their desires because they internalize the idea that what they want to do is inferior, that their inner compass is broken somehow. Thankfully, unless the parents are especially demanding, usually their personality asserts itself.

Leaving this aside, I wonder if Kevin is just the next logical point - the movement of nostalgia from the one-child-parent to the no-child-parent. Now I have zero problems with people who, for one reason or the other, want to go without kids, and I realize that not all of them are Kevins. I figure that most childless people will still have family and community to satisfy their need to pass on their experience, or jobs like what I used to do. And for others nostalgia may not be an especially strong motivator to begin with, and that's fine too. But seeing Kevin, I suspect that he is making himself into his single kid in order to satisfy his nostalgia, that he is giving himself the life he thinks would be optimal for his child. Like his mom let him grow up on the internet, he is parenting himself to let himself grow up on the Internet. Like his mom let him watch television for hours at an end, Kevin lets Kathryn watch cartoons and play with toys. And Kathryn needs to stay a kid, so Kevin can keep sharing his meager life experiences with "her" - because unlike sharing your experiences with an actual child, there's no positive feedback from Kathryn to Kevin. Kathryn doesn't enjoy playing with toys, barely touches videogames, and calls twitter a "hellsite" - because Kathryn is Kevin, a fully grown, balding man who is old enough to know better. But there's not going to ever be a Kevin Jr. now, and Kevin is barely even part of the community of people whose house he lives in, so Kevin only has Kathryn.

And they remain in their room, hoping the next toy will be, finally, a fun one.
So basically he didn't only try and fail to troon into a hot female version of himself, he is also trying to troon into a kid version of himself. Funnily enough he seems to be more successful at that. Probably because the kid version is a lot more stereotypically "boy" than "girl" looking at his toys...
 
There is a very obvious solution to the leftist no ethical consumption under capitalism conundrum and that is to only consume what you need. Consume as little as you can and buy most things second hand. Good for the planet and good for the soul. Nobody really needs a boatload of plastic toys.

Now, Kevin is never going to do that because he's only a leftist for show and his whole identity hinges on consoom and coom.
"B-b-b-b--b-b-b-b--b-but muh mental health!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I am literally being oppressed by muh capitalism so I need my children's media and dude weed lmao to literally cope"
 
At least he admits it? I find him being honest about something refreshing.
The whole point of WALL-E was that the humans were happier and better off being farmers on earth than being comfortable, entertained blobs in space. Much like this thread, it's a story about how what you want isn't always what you need.
I agree that part of the point of WALL-E was that instant gratification isn't good for you. In that regard, the passengers of the ship really got lucky that their captain was someone who was willing to fight for the future of humanity against that malevolent AI. Can you imagine if Kevin was the guy in charge of the ship?

Computer: "Now that you have seen the glory of Old Earth, I'm afraid I can't let you leave your chambers. Humanity must not be allowed to resettle a polluted and doomed world."
Kevin: "That's all right, I didn't really want to go down there anyway. I'd miss chocolate flavored paste day!"
C: "Wow, I didn't think it would be quite that easy. Is there anything else you require, Captainess?"
K: "Yeah, pull up some of those images of the animool things again. Does this program have a zoom feature?"
 
With all this talk of Kevin being a reptile and him hoarding, I'm imagining him as some sort of dragon. Think about the obvious similarities: He greedily adds to his hoard but does nothing but lie atop it like a dragon. His skin is as scaly and rough as a dragon's. I presume his breath is as dangerous to other living things as a dragon's would be. And to top it off, the area around his lair is little more than a desolate, inhospitable wasteland.
 
With all this talk of Kevin being a reptile and him hoarding, I'm imagining him as some sort of dragon. Think about the obvious similarities: He greedily adds to his hoard but does nothing but lie atop it like a dragon. His skin is as scaly and rough as a dragon's. I presume his breath is as dangerous to other living things as a dragon's would be. And to top it off, the area around his lair is little more than a desolate, inhospitable wasteland.
Counterpoint: Dragons are cool, and Kevin is... Kevin.
 
I agree, and I unironically play Warhammer 40k.

Yeah, but you see, at least those hunks of plastic actually have a game attached to them, something to actually do, with rules and win and loss conditions and all that.

Also you atleast have to put the pieces of those models together and such, there's something in there that can actually stimulate someones brain.

They actually give you something to do.

most of kevin's shit is just worthless hunks of plastic with nothing to do them other than just... have them.

With all this talk of Kevin being a reptile and him hoarding, I'm imagining him as some sort of dragon. Think about the obvious similarities: He greedily adds to his hoard but does nothing but lie atop it like a dragon. His skin is as scaly and rough as a dragon's. I presume his breath is as dangerous to other living things as a dragon's would be. And to top it off, the area around his lair is little more than a desolate, inhospitable wasteland.

Dragons are badass though, don't compare kevin to a dragon...

In fact don't even compare kevin to a reptile, reptiles are actually cute and don't make you miserable just being around them.

Kevin is a like... an ugly concrete boulder that gives off a visible and permeating aura of failure, sadness and dementia.
 
Y'all don't understand Kevin's magnificent plan to defeat capitalism: all his Hasbro toys come from a Chinese slave worker factory and China is a communist country because... eh... because, they have a red flag! Yes, that's it, that's why they are communist. Stick it to the Man, Kevin!

Of all things they could do to support workers and/or their local community, they fail to do any. That's quite a feat really.
 
With all this talk of Kevin being a reptile and him hoarding, I'm imagining him as some sort of dragon. Think about the obvious similarities: He greedily adds to his hoard but does nothing but lie atop it like a dragon. His skin is as scaly and rough as a dragon's. I presume his breath is as dangerous to other living things as a dragon's would be. And to top it off, the area around his lair is little more than a desolate, inhospitable wasteland.
It would be interesting (albeit horrifying) if he ended up like Smaug or Fafnir, covered in a shell of plastic from the sheer weight of his body pressing against his horde of crap. But that would require arranging them in a way other than shoving the toys on whatever shelf or floor space he can find.
 
It would be interesting (albeit horrifying) if he ended up like Smaug or Fafnir, covered in a shell of plastic from the sheer weight of his body pressing against his horde of crap. But that would require arranging them in a way other than shoving the toys on whatever shelf or floor space he can find.
Kevin will never turn out like those Smaug or Fafnir. Those two were intelligent. Any given one of the alpacas have a higher IQ than Kev. None them thought it was a good idea to get their dicks mutilated, after all
 
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