US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Oh, please do try to start pushing gun control again. That'll work well for you. 2A sanctuary and open carry movements are stronger than they've ever been motherfuckers.

...I'd try to post my updated sanctuary map but it's too big for KF to let me insert as an image apparently.
It's a last panicked attempt to politicize gun control and keep it along party lines. Both democrats and republicans are able to use it as a tool to say they're gonna take your guns/ they're gonna murder you with their guns. The dude that got his arm blown off pulled a gun on Kyle. He's a leftist. Democrat gun ownership is going up. It's the dying cries of a former political binary.
 
What are the chances Kamala tries to "Mom says it's my turn on the Nuclear football" Biden and refuse to give it back? Is it even an option?

I'm not afraid, I just think it'd be funny.
If she tried she'd just be dragged out by the Secret Service, I'd imagine. Once he's back in working condition (relative measure, it seems) then he's got the authority. And odds are he's already back up, your not out dead cold all day from a quick Alien Diplomacy practice session.
 
C'mon man!

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If she tried she'd just be dragged out by the Secret Service, I'd imagine. Once he's back in working condition (relative measure, it seems) then he's got the authority. And odds are he's already back up, your not out dead cold all day from a quick Alien Diplomacy practice session.
Yeah, this is SOP for Section 3 of the 25th Amendment. President knows he'll be incapacitated for a time, sends a written declaration as such, VP becomes acting president, president gets better and sends another declaration, power transfers back to the president. There's no legal authority for the VP to be like "nuh uh I'm president now" and refuse to give up power; the only way to override the president's declaration of capability is during a Section 4 process where Congress or the Cabinet voted to relieve him of duty.

The only way for Kamala to become president right now is if Biden croaks or becomes otherwise incapacitated to the point they can't hide it any longer. That's not beyond the realm of possibility given his increasingly frail state, but with regards to this current situation, she's not gonna be kween today.

Although, can you imagine the chaos if Biden bit the dust? That'd be a hell of a way to end the year.
 
What, leaving many Americans feeling angry and concerned, myself included?

How the fuck does that work, expressing that to the American people?
He's trying to cool down tensions....
Sounds like someone is afraid of getting sued for defamation. Take him to the cleaners, Kyle!
Yeah, both you are probably right. Like the guy has ever said anything genuine in his life.
 
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Crosspost from the Rittenhouse thread:
Earlier, he said this -
And Bidenbros are taking it about as well as you'd expect:
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Biden supporters are embracing the right wing theory that he is senile and incapacitated.
"HE WAS LITERALLY UNDER ANESTHESIA BRO, NO WAY WOULD HE SAY THAT!"
And now this. TOP FUCKING KEK
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He's trying to cool down tensions....
Nope, he is talking out of both sides of his mouth with the shitty one first. That is not tension reducing language

It communicates his personal alignment with a particular sentiment and not the good one.

Angry? Concerned? Why and for what?

Nope, fuck that.
 
She ALWAYS did. Now y'all are starting to realize her excellence. Get your own woman.
No, she looked a fucking mess from mid 2016 to 2020. In The pic of her walking on the beach with Bill, she looks like something the Loch Ness monster shat out.

I still think Joe will go, Kamala will be impeached and Clinton will take over until she pops it. 6 candidates, 8 years. Died impeach died, died impeach survive.
 
I noticed he doesn't go full in on attacking Kyle. Knowing Kyle could sue. But still I find it ignoring with the "I know many Americans are upset about this including myself". I have a feeling more Americans are happy than upset about Kyle being found not guilty
 
"My fee fees are hurt that they didn't vote my way, but please don't riot or smash things meanie people, please? Pretty please?"

I would have said:

"Our law has spoken. The law that I am in office to enforce. Any rioting, looting or destruction of property or injury to people will be met with the full force of that law, which I uphold as president of the United States. An attack on our laws is an attack on our constitution, country and elected officials. Any violence will be viewed through the lens of an attack on all three of those aforementioned, and violators will be seen as insurrectionists.

So help me God if you make me go martial law on your arses I will pimp slap you with 25 to life"
 
"My fee fees are hurt that they didn't vote my way, but please don't riot or smash things meanie people, please? Pretty please?"

I would have said:

"Our law has spoken. The law that I am in office to enforce. Any rioting, looting or destruction of property or injury to people will be met with the full force of that law, which I uphold as president of the United States. An attack on our laws is an attack on our constitution, country and elected officials. Any violence will be viewed through the lens of an attack on all three of those aforementioned, and violators will be seen as insurrectionists.

So help me God if you make me go martial law on your arses I will pimp slap you with 25 to life"
So Biden is acknowledging that his supporters are rioters?
 
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