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You know someone has clout when their Twitter comments are 50% negative after they ran their blockbot to keep out the damn ayylawgs.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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AnIntrepidCrow
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To be fair to Ralph, he probably does have a lot more of an influence than Graf. I mean, by sheer mass alone Ralph's gravitational pull can be felt all around the planet.
ddlloo
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Now compare yourself to Nicky Rackets. C'mon big boy, do it.
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Notice the qualifier of Twitter that Gunt uses since he cannot livestream on YouTube. Any amateur streamer can pass Gunt in views just on YouTube alone.
Plus, his whole bit on jockstraps should be taken with the grain of salt being that dudes in hazmat suits wouldn't be caught dead or alive anywhere near them.
he says to 2 likes, kinda fitting he choose the jockstrap metaphor as its very apropos, for one ralph doesnt wear underwear in the same way he doesnt have clout online, and two he doesnt play sports so he wouldnt even have a jockstrap even if he did normally wear underwear and finally the only underwear we have seen him wear is lil pink panties with a shaven clitty and no proof of having testicles.
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I've been trying to figure out what's wrong with Mays face. For a horse, it's short. But, I think I realized it, he has a big head. Not just fivehead, but like his face is shifted down. The joke with Dick is he has a small face, but I think Mays is just low. Maybe someone could shop a little space between the features could make him look like a normal troon.
Top kek.
The most exercise the dudes heart got was when it almost stopped. The only reason he has a jockstrao is because may brought his.
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I don't know Yu Yevon, why don't you ask Ralph who thinks Jawsh Cowna Muon has Graf on his payroll.
I know Ralph's audience are retarded, but how much of an incel do you have to be to equate a female brain and brain damage. Who hurt you Yu?
I know Ralph's audience are retarded, but how much of an incel do you have to be to equate a female brain and brain damage. Who hurt you Yu?
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Honestly the only Rittenhouse trial take from Ralph I remember is him wanting to fuck a sixteen year old girl.
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Hi Yu, women refusing to have sex with you indicates the opposite of brain damage, it's a conscious choice dictated by Evolution.
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Mundane Ralph
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I’m sure it sucks and I’m sorry but nobody wants or needs to know about your failed marriage dude
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This is the image that disturbs me the most, and haunts my nightmares.
I can't explain it. I asked a professor of Biology to try and explain what was going on so I could at least get some sleep and now he ignores my calls and emails and hurries past when he sees me on the street.
Beer bellies are rounded, and bloated, the gunt looks like an apron made out of flesh, a Flesh Apron, in this shot it's the only thing holding his pants up.
Aside from it's texture, which resembles ballsack skin or some kind of cancerous growth, and the bifurcation that is the signature of any true gunt and makes Ralph look like he's wearing his ass on backwards, it's disturbing on a deep, almost Lovecraftian level.
A mans stomach shouldn't look like this. Something has gone terribly wrong here, and we need to acknowledge it if we're going to work to survive it.
Because the gunt has made me believe in true, metaphysical, evil.
The larger it grows, the more Ralph acts like a bitch, it's releasing hormones that control him and drive his womanly reactions to things, and while it's funny now, when it's stuck to a 5'1" white trash hobbit in Richmond, if it manages to spread, if people start waking up with similar gunts, with all the thin skinned, self destructive behavior that comes with it... this has the potential to be a civilization ruining event.
A Guntocalypse, if you will. And no body wants that.
It may already be too late.
It's here already...
You're next!
You're next!
You're next!
I can't explain it. I asked a professor of Biology to try and explain what was going on so I could at least get some sleep and now he ignores my calls and emails and hurries past when he sees me on the street.
Beer bellies are rounded, and bloated, the gunt looks like an apron made out of flesh, a Flesh Apron, in this shot it's the only thing holding his pants up.
Aside from it's texture, which resembles ballsack skin or some kind of cancerous growth, and the bifurcation that is the signature of any true gunt and makes Ralph look like he's wearing his ass on backwards, it's disturbing on a deep, almost Lovecraftian level.
A mans stomach shouldn't look like this. Something has gone terribly wrong here, and we need to acknowledge it if we're going to work to survive it.
Because the gunt has made me believe in true, metaphysical, evil.
The larger it grows, the more Ralph acts like a bitch, it's releasing hormones that control him and drive his womanly reactions to things, and while it's funny now, when it's stuck to a 5'1" white trash hobbit in Richmond, if it manages to spread, if people start waking up with similar gunts, with all the thin skinned, self destructive behavior that comes with it... this has the potential to be a civilization ruining event.
A Guntocalypse, if you will. And no body wants that.
It may already be too late.
It's here already...
You're next!
You're next!
You're next!
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Lobster Cult High Priest
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Is he going to rig a Wiley E Coyote trap to catch May???
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There was also the brilliant “Binger should be put in jail. Period” Amazing insight like that and thirsting over teenagers makes it obvious why everyone is tuning in to listen to Ralph instead of Nick, oh wait.
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The term gunt really was great and should never be changed for anything but at this point it's gotten so deformed that more than a gut cunt it sort of looks like hanging ass cheeks. Ugh can you imagine the belly button? Sort of like the asshole in the middle of those hanging gunt ass cheeks. I don't even want to think about the smell or the amount of filth stored in there.
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Arch Zealot
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how long until Ralph claims that Kyle being jugded non guilty was all his work and that Kyle should thank him and send nudes of his sister to Ralph as recompence?
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Now imagine ade, Horsu and faith blowing Ralph while breathing in the gunt fumes.
Dis-fucking-gusting
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It needs to be stopped.
The Harvest was a good idea, as far as it went, to return the gunt to the darkness from whence it came, but it's only slowed it down, everyday, Ralph eats more calories and the gunt grows stronger, and now it's impregnated that horse-beast, who knows what powers it will have when it finally breaks loose.
The Gunt combined and joined with that pedophile horse...
It will take a brave band of crusaders to end the horror, even now it may be too late. Be strong.
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This is the most forced laughter I think I have ever heard. You cannot feel a single string of joy here. Ethan Ralph does not sound like he's winning bros