🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I can’t even laugh at the recent Ralph/May tweets that disparage Faith. It’s grotesque.
I understand the manlet needs someone to blame for everything he does, but this legit sickens me. Not because I pity Faith, it’s just a hideous thing to post. This definitely won’t end well for Ralph.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I can’t even laugh at the recent Ralph/May tweets that disparage Faith. It’s grotesque.
I understand the manlet needs someone to blame for everything he does, but this legit sickens me. Not because I pity Faith, it’s just a hideous thing to post. This definitely won’t end well for Ralph.

It’s just more proof of his bottom feeder, amoral, trailer park, white trash mentality. It’s what makes his absurd feeble attempts at #trad and christiskang all the more absurd and funny. He’s just the lowest type of welfare raised, southern trailer trash and constantly proves it with his behavior.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

You know how easy it is to order baby shit off Amazon in bulk? If Ralph gave a single fuck about Xander he could just have baby formula and diapers sent to Faith.

The Vickers seem dumb as fuck but to pretend 'taking care of your son' is somehow impossible in today's day and age is laughable. Going to Vegas? Buying drugs/alcohol/video games? Why not use that money for your son?

Ralph you're honestly worse than the poor black american that your political grift movement talks shit about. You think God is going to look at what you're doing now and go "My creation is doing his best! Look! He's saying 'christ is king'," You've abandoned your son to a hellish fate but I'm not sure it would be any better under your roof considering you've already knocked up another woman out of wedlock. Holy shit.

This is it, even with all the horrendous behaviour he is actively exhibiting he could at the very least show willing.

If he bought some clothes for him, a toy, a picture of himself and then privately got someone else to contact Vickers offering to send them.

If that isn't legal due to his legal problems, Ralph could at least put money aside and show what he has saved and what he is ready to send over once his name is on the birth certificate.

Instead he seems preoccupied with self gratification and attacking the family of Xander, rather than making the necessary preparations to care for him.

It goes back to his mindset, it reminds me of the white degenerate honour culture the likes of Thomas Sowell talked about - everything is a fight, everything is about personal honour and prestige. Why not just drop that shit and concentrate on what should matter most?

 

[MediocreMilt]

If that isn't legal due to his legal problems, Ralph could at least put money aside and show what he has saved and what he is ready to send over once his name is on the birth certificate.

Judge your honor, as you can see I care deeply for my son! I bought him this AWESOME Armani bag! In response, my AYYLAWGS-in-law served me papers at the casino!!!!

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Judge your honor, as you can see I care deeply for my son! I bought him this AWESOME Armani bag! In response, my AYYLAWGS-in-law served me papers at the casino!!!!

I want Jeremy Kyle to come back for one last case, he needs to get father of the year Ethan Ralph on stage and shout at him.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I want Jeremy Kyle to come back for one last case, he needs to get father of the year Ethan Ralph on stage and shout at him.

Yes, I really wish we could see Kyle again.

 

[MeltyTW]

ethan ralphs inslut/demand to be considered the deadbeat dad so we dont call him a cuck without taking any responsibility besides visiting for fuck you selfies/ plea for not getting fucked up his piggy loose ass for nearly a year in prison or jail only garnered 69 likes btw, coincidentally what ethan will be doing a lot of with his bunkmate big bubba, based black felon and huge fan of the killstream and ralphs boi pussy, because no one accepts an apology from a gutter beggar trying to tower above them

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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ethan ralphs inslut/demand to be considered the deadbeat dad so we dont call him a cuck without taking any responsibility besides visiting for fuck you selfies/ plea for not getting fucked up his piggy loose ass for nearly a year in prison or jail only garnered 69 likes btw, coincidentally what ethan will be doing a lot of with his bunkmate big bubba, based black felon and huge fan of the killstream and ralphs boi pussy, because no one accepts an apology from a gutter beggar trying to tower above them

I fucking knew this white trash moron hadn't even tried to get a voluntary agreement from the Vickers.

This is a flat out admission he was lying about the family keeping Xander from him. How could they keep a child from him when he had failed thus far to assert parentage.

As for the Vickers, they would be stupid to deny this. I don't think they will, but what's the point in forcing an unneeded DNA test on a child.

Also "self-proclaimed mother", is Ralph suggesting she didn't birth Xander? What does this even mean, she gave birth to him, she was recognised as the mother legally - SHE'S BEEN CARING FOR HIM WHILE RALPH HAS DONE NOTHING BUT ATTACK THE FAMILY AND GET DRUNK! He should at least thank her and the rest of the Vickers for that? Surely?

 

[MeltyTW]

Also "self-proclaimed mother", is Ralph suggesting she didn't birth Xander? What does this even mean, she gave birth to him, she was recognised as the mother legally - SHE'S BEEN CARING FOR HIM WHILE RALPH HAS DONE NOTHING BUT ATTACK THE FAMILY AND GET DRUNK! He should at least thank her and the rest of the Vickers for that? Surely?

he peaked in grade school, hes so pissed but he has literally nothing he can say that wont backfire on him in court arguments. he cant say anything that plays into his audience's hatred of women for being sluts or not looking how they desire so hes reduced to a pitiful flailing "i know you are but what am i" since she said he was only an alleged father with no proof of his parentage. thats what this is all about for ralph now btw, she called him a cuck so now he wants to prove its his genes but not actually talk to or interact or care for his alleged spawn in anyway. he should really rename the campaign "help me fight to see my name on my sons family tree so i can go back to ignoring him"

"The grandparents are funding every facet of the child's upbringing..."

Again... teenage girl. Oh no, the teenage girl that Ralph preyed upon and then intentionally knocked up before attempting to coerce her into a polycule with the horse doesn't have her shit together. What an epic pwn.

LMFAO this Tw@t thread has pretty much all of the GUNTishness:
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hes always reduced to coping about mah money even though its proven he makes fuck all, he cant even raise minimum wage with a fake sob story about "trying " to see "his son"

lolololol self proclaimed mother. What a fucking exceptional individual.
They never claimed to be eager to work things out. They've just said you haven't done shit to actually be a father. You're just using it for victim points.

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Horse face pedo is just as bit as vile and dumb as Ralph. Match made in hell.

its rich miss "ill pretend to be trad by giving mr heart attack a slop mound of grease not a week after" is calling anyone else a feeder, ms not even worthy of being a mrs to the human blob known as gunt, but hey lemon wheels outta his drinks on a plate and underage threesomes are trad af i guess

If that isn't legal due to his legal problems, Ralph could at least put money aside and show what he has saved and what he is ready to send over once his name is on the birth certificate.

lol he doesnt have the money to show.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I still can't get over the term "self-proclaimed mother". I'm pretty sure the fucking hospital that sees the fucking kid pop out of the woman proclaims her the mother too. It's probably one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life. I cannot express how much of an idiot Ethan Ralph is. He is one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. I hear Chris Chan talk about how he's fucking Jesus but this expression of abject idiocy somehow surpasses that. Rétard is one of my favorite words and I use it all the time, but when I say that Ethan Oliver Ralph is mentally rétarded, I genuinely mean it now.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I still can't get over the term "self-proclaimed mother". I'm pretty sure the fucking hospital that sees the fucking kid pop out of the woman proclaims her the mother too. It's probably one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life. I cannot express how much of an idiot Ethan Ralph is. He is one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. I hear Chris Chan talk about how he's fucking Jesus but this expression of abject idiocy somehow surpasses that. Rétard is one of my favorite words and I use it all the time, but when I say that Ethan Oliver Ralph is mentally rétarded, I genuinely mean it now.

Ralph is so stupid he will probably decide only ordering fathers to take DNA tests just shows how biased the courts are against men. I mean they make him take a DNA test but not Faith? Ralph knows that’s some messed up shit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I still can't get over the term "self-proclaimed mother". I'm pretty sure the fucking hospital that sees the fucking kid pop out of the woman proclaims her the mother too. It's probably one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life. I cannot express how much of an idiot Ethan Ralph is. He is one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. I hear Chris Chan talk about how he's fucking Jesus but this expression of abject idiocy somehow surpasses that. Rétard is one of my favorite words and I use it all the time, but when I say that Ethan Oliver Ralph is mentally rétarded, I genuinely mean it now.

Evan Ralph is a vegetable and one of Gunt's cousins can count to potato. Stupidity really is genetic in this case.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Evan Ralph is a vegetable and one of Gunt's cousins can count to potato. Stupidity really is genetic in this case.

I would bet a large sum of pennies that Evan scores higher on an IQ test than Ethan, at least he doesn't needlessly broadcast his entire existence online for everyone to point and laugh.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

I still can't get over the term "self-proclaimed mother". I'm pretty sure the fucking hospital that sees the fucking kid pop out of the woman proclaims her the mother too.

It's made worse by the implication that she isn't acting as a mother to her son, which is demonstrably untrue in a way which is HUMILIATING for Ralph. The closest thing to a critique of her mothering that Ralph has offered is that her family is paying for most of the child's needs, which is obviously retarded because A) That means she's caring for the child, B) She's giving the child a loving family environment, and C) He had been telling Faith for MONTHS that he would be a father to that child before trying to get her molested by a stallion.
Like. Dude. This is your fault. Even if it weren't your fault, how the fuck can you get all indignant over the mother of your [citation needed] son taking care of her child? Especially when you've done literally nothing to help and instead actively antagonize the family which cares for your spawn.
I know this is just more gunt hypocrisy and I shouldn't be all mad or surprised but.... dude.... this is disgusting. Poor Xander.

t's probably one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life. I cannot express how much of an idiot Ethan Ralph is. He is one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. I hear Chris Chan talk about how he's fucking Jesus but this expression of abject idiocy somehow surpasses that. Rétard is one of my favorite words and I use it all the time, but when I say that Ethan Oliver Ralph is mentally rétarded, I genuinely mean it now.

Yeah if Ralph believes even half the shit he says I have to agree with you. Ralph should get assessed, accept the disability-bucks, and get off the fucking internet.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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'self proclaimed mother'
Does this idiot even know what he's saying?

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I cannot wait until she does declare him as the father, make it so this weirdo cannot see his son, and rape him in child support. This is the bed you had EVERY opportunity to not get into, retard, and you are willingly throwing it away for your wigger pride.

 

[Farglemark]

Ralph! RALPH!! It's a trap Ralph!
You just tweeted about how hot a 16 year old was and talked about your willingness to fuck them and you are talking about pedocatching? Is it a livestream of you turning yourself in?

 

[Near]

Is ralph going to catch Diddler Dax now?

 

[AltisticRight]

You're so fucking stupid and you can't even see it.

There's plenty things he can't see.
1) His feet
2) His pecker
3) One-tenth of Rekieta's livestream viewership numbers

 

[twozero]

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So basically what he could have filed for at any time by himself? Self proclaimed lmao, holy shit he’s a retard.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

this is disgusting

Ralph went from degenerate but funny fat man to abject subhuman in the span of a week. I feel dirty whenever I read something he or his horse husband wrote.

@MWV I'm not your biggest fan but if you protecting your family makes his life even more miserable you're doing God's work.