Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

This fucking guy:
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So he makes the tweet about Post Malone getting him laid, follows up with "haha jk I'm gonna die alone", but a few minutes later posts a Twitter video of him and his hooker talking about Post Malone. It's a true story, but it's a joke, but it's not really a joke. Typical Boogie mental gymnastics.

And of course he ignores his fans pleas from a few days ago not to post about this lady. The creepshot videos have already begun.
 
So he makes the tweet about Post Malone getting him laid, follows up with "haha jk I'm gonna die alone", but a few minutes later posts a Twitter video of him and his hooker talking about Post Malone. It's a true story, but it's a joke, but it's not really a joke. Typical Boogie mental gymnastics.

And of course he ignores his fans pleas from a few days ago not to post about this lady. The creepshot videos have already begun.
I have a feeling her made that video and told her exactly what to say so he could "own the haters"
 
I really don't know what to say anymore
This kind of behavior would at least make some amount of sense if it was a college freshman doing molly with his girlfriend for the first time. Boogie however is nearly 50 years old and dead sober here (aside from obesity prescriptions). He has no retirement plan and is quickly blowing through his savings while awaiting felony aggravated assault charges on a prostitute who literally will not fuck him. Who pays prostitutes they're unable to fuck? Boogie does, precisely so he can film a few vids like these. It's less about the time spent around a woman, I have zero doubt he regrets his bank balance in the mornings following, it's more about desperately pleading for attention and hoping that at least a few of his remaining followers buy the idea that there's a single person out there who finds him desirable.

If you go back a year and check out the photos he uploaded of "Cassie", she was never once facing the camera and there's a 99% chance she had no idea her photo was being taken and uploaded to his r e t a r d fans. These are the same people who tune into KidBehindACamera and McJuggerNuggets on a weekly basis and comment how crazy it is that there's IRL ghosts in their house, that their best friend was kidnapped by a killer clown, and wondering how they survived almost dying in quick-sand in New Jersey. The entire idea of Boogie's existence gets a whole lot sadder when you realize that those are the same people he's left bragging to about a women so down on her luck she's actually willing to respond to this man's DM's. They're the same retards who take him saying "oh yeah btw I just withdrew $600k in crypto" at face value and never question it further. If you ever watch his streams, inevitably when sex gets brought up you have a couple dozen of them asking for sex advice from the man pictured below. That's who we're talking about here. There's been times I've gone back and forth debating wtf I'm doing after scrolling his comments and getting a good look at who out there still follows Boogie2988. It's that bleak.

I'm working on getting confirmation of who the goblina involved here is exactly. I'm about 70% I know who it is right now though and I mean it when I say that without knowing any of you, I remain confident not a single user ITT would allow themselves near her even if it was you who was getting paid. Saying she is a 3 is exceptionally generous, because that's what happens when you run off every other woman-passing Seeking Arrangements user within a 100 mile radius.

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I have a feeling Boogie is creeping into a 'Bucket List' phase of his life based on what he's facing in a few months. These posts of his with/about this girl is super fucking strange for an old man to be doing. Melon follows 2,500 people on Twitter, do you ever wonder why none of them talk about getting laid on a daily basis? It's because it's just a normal thing people do, and the fact that you're talking about it means you're making it up. That feel when you do something to try and make everyone think you're cool and all it does is the opposite. Cant wait @Hotel in Minsk
 
Look at that rotund body, those HUGE legs, that HUGE BELLY, that HUGE AS, THOSE MAN MILKERS. Only 377 tho guys rofl.

Film a scale accurately weighing a barbell in the middle of a room away from anything to lean on then step on it in one cut boogie, that's all you have to do to own the haters.

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This guy is going to scare away the few scraps of an audience he has left. Remember he was the Mr Rogers of the internet???? Would Mr Rogers pay prostitutes in an infantile act of trying to brag you have a woman over like youre a high schooler who got laid for the first time?

Even if its not a prostitute or someone not getting paid its still fucking pathetic. 47 year old man doing this folks, getting all giddy and bragging about a girl. To me that behavior is all the proof you need that he's a VIRGIN.

Bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger...
 
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