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- Feb 24, 2019
Kyle: Thanks for the money...MELONBoogie gets sued for defamation would be a good ending to his life as a free man.
boogie: HE'S A RACIST TROLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
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Kyle: Thanks for the money...MELONBoogie gets sued for defamation would be a good ending to his life as a free man.
No one believes you Melon Felon.
So he makes the tweet about Post Malone getting him laid, follows up with "haha jk I'm gonna die alone", but a few minutes later posts a Twitter video of him and his hooker talking about Post Malone. It's a true story, but it's a joke, but it's not really a joke. Typical Boogie mental gymnastics.
I have a feeling her made that video and told her exactly what to say so he could "own the haters"So he makes the tweet about Post Malone getting him laid, follows up with "haha jk I'm gonna die alone", but a few minutes later posts a Twitter video of him and his hooker talking about Post Malone. It's a true story, but it's a joke, but it's not really a joke. Typical Boogie mental gymnastics.
And of course he ignores his fans pleas from a few days ago not to post about this lady. The creepshot videos have already begun.
He said the thing that would get him the most engagement. It's what he's been doing his whole internet career.View attachment 2734320
Sometimes I think the fence sitting jokes are a little exaggerated, but then melon proves that every meme about him is 100% accurate.
I can't make it out, what does he say?I really don't know what to say anymore
Boogie the lawful neutral gun toting mad melon.View attachment 2734320
Sometimes I think the fence sitting jokes are a little exaggerated, but then melon proves that every meme about him is 100% accurate.
He needs the world to know he had kinky sex in the worst way. It's called a prostitute. They will do whatever you want for money or drugs. Who had outing himself as a catboi on Bingo?I really don't know what to say anymore
This kind of behavior would at least make some amount of sense if it was a college freshman doing molly with his girlfriend for the first time. Boogie however is nearly 50 years old and dead sober here (aside from obesity prescriptions). He has no retirement plan and is quickly blowing through his savings while awaiting felony aggravated assault charges on a prostitute who literally will not fuck him. Who pays prostitutes they're unable to fuck? Boogie does, precisely so he can film a few vids like these. It's less about the time spent around a woman, I have zero doubt he regrets his bank balance in the mornings following, it's more about desperately pleading for attention and hoping that at least a few of his remaining followers buy the idea that there's a single person out there who finds him desirable.I really don't know what to say anymore
He called the cops before he opened the door and the dispatcher told him to stay inside and keep the door locked.I agree. Boogie should have kept the door locked, and called the police to tell them there was a guy pounding on his door imploring Boogie to shoot him.
Oh god he's tasting himself for the inevitable lol fat self-cannibalism.