Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[FarCentrist]

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"I would really prefer if you would be quiet" is etched into his psyche as the deepest insult possible

I see a lot of similarities between Adam and the lol pc build verge black guy.

Both will forever be haunted by that single event. Their whole lives will be defined by it. Both try to pretend they are over it but their attempts at self deprecation can't hide their butthurtedness.

Lol

 

[CosmoWrong]

I see a lot of similarities between Adam and the lol pc build verge black guy.

Both will forever be haunted by that single event. Their whole lives will be defined by it. Both try to pretend they are over it but their attempts at self deprecation can't hide their butthurtedness.

Lol

I mean at least the Verge PC Build guy redeemed himself a few years later. Adam? I don't think there is anything to redeem.

Edit: For those who don't know, the Verge PC guy went on LinusTechTips video and walked through what actually happened.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

Chibi vs 3D printer

And now after this failed experiment, he will never touch the printer ever again, successfully having had wasted ~400 dollars

Also, chibi tf2 arc? Will he waste all his money on cases?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

And now after this failed experiment, he will never touch the printer ever again, successfully having had wasted ~400 dollars

Even his cake endeavor was more successful.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Part of what makes me doubt the story is the fact that I've never once met a manager (asshole or not) who'd waste time with that kind of petty nonsense. If he's pissed him off enough to demand that, he'd have just fired him instead. By that point he's already written him off anyway, and "write me a letter, you fool!" is just a way to fuck with him before showing him the door.

- His workplace is infested with dangerhairs who waste time with that kind of petty nonsense instead of working,
- His workplace is the kind where they hire anybody who can shower and show up on time, and Chibi is working alongside tatooed cholos and punks with lip piercings. He's being kept around as the coffee machine bumboy, unaware laughtingstock and he does manage to sell something from time to time,
- His boss probably had to listen to the Assburgers excuse more times than necessary, and thinks he's dealing with a literal retarded person and not with just a dime-a-dozen immature dipshit.

For the cat thing: buy another one. I don't fully understand people who grieve over animals they ought to know they'll live longer than. Member of the family and whatnot, he's not going to bring you a straight A diploma from school, take out your trash, make you tea, drive you to hospital in case of emergency or care for you when you get too old.

 

[moocow]

Odds on this being a cover story for being incompetent?
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Maybe he will start begging for programming "advice" to help him recover.

Oh good fucking grief. Every god damn program on this earth that involves editing code has an auto-save function that makes sure to save a copy of everything you're working on somewhere for recovery in case the program crashes. This is such unbelievable bullshit. Unless he's literally using notepad.exe. Or a mac. Those fucking things eat effort and vomit failure.

For the cat thing: buy another one. I don't fully understand people who grieve over animals they ought to know they'll live longer than.

The 'tism is real. People grieve over people and creatures they're fond of when they lose them regardless of expected lifespan. So do some animals, in fact:

People who are unmoved by stuff like this are best kept away from animals.

 

[mature man]

Chibi vs 3D printer
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And now after this failed experiment, he will never touch the printer ever again, successfully having had wasted ~400 dollars

Also, chibi tf2 arc? Will he waste all his money on cases?

You know, even if he gets the 3D printer to work…what the fuck is he going to print with it? I think it’s a safe bet that cheebz doesn’t have any 3D modeling or CAD skills, much less the creativity to come up with anything interesting to print.

Like, what’s the end game to buying a 3D printer? Printing ugly little Pokémon models that other people online designed? Selling tiny figurines or printed jewelry or some shit on Etsy? He said he wanted to print cosplay props with it, but I imagine the thought process was something like

• Making these cardboard cosplay props is too hard and buying premade ones is so expensive! I suck and life is so fucking hard sometimes …
• Wait! If I got a 3D printer, it would just make all of the props FOR me! They’d look perfect!
• Okay. Yeah. Okay this is it. I could make anything I want! Buying this will save me so much time and money on my cosplays. I’m going to order it right now!
• This is really going to push my career forward as a streaming singing YouTube game design therapist! You’ve done it again aquana

Fast forward to delivery and he’s already begging the discord for help. He can’t even set it up, so what the hell is he going to do with it if it ever becomes functional?? It just seems that out of all of chibi’s mini career paths and failed arcs, this one seems especially shortsighted and wasteful.
Why cant he just make vaporeon medallions out of crayola model magic or stupid fanfic comics or something like his contemporaries do for extra cash? It would be more entertaining and less exhausting for the rest of us. But I guess if that was the case, then it wouldn’t be chibi. His total banality and incompetence are what what make him so special

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Start looking for a boyfriend free girl.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

What could you use a 3d printer for? Something in legal gray area too spicy for big manufacturers to touch, but profitable for an on-demand, low-profile retail seller... printing high-quality plastic gun parts, maybe? Drug paraphenalia? Construction parts?

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

What could you use a 3d printer for? Something in legal gray area too spicy for big manufacturers to touch, but profitable for an on-demand, low-profile retail seller... printing high-quality plastic gun parts, maybe? Drug paraphenalia? Construction parts?

I don't know but i am guessing anything you want. Guessing because i remember seeing somewhere you could make a real gun that can't be traced back to you.
Also what material do you have to buy to keep making stuff and how much the cost of it is?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

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To summarize: The very first thing Chibi printed, less than 24 hours after acquiring the 3d printer, was a cute lovable little blob of resin that permanently attached the nozzle of the print head to the surface of the printer bed.
Yet again Chibi demonstrates his astonishing ability to fuck literally everything up as quickly as humanly possible.
Truly a remarkable speedrunner.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

I don't know but i am guessing anything you want. Guessing because i remember seeing somewhere you could make a real gun that can't be traced back to you.
Also what material do you have to buy to keep making stuff and how much the cost of it is?

20 bucks a spool but idk how far a spool gets you. And you'd need multiple if you want different colors obviously.

 

[blinkber385]

For the cat thing: buy another one. I don't fully understand people who grieve over animals they ought to know they'll live longer than. Member of the family and whatnot, he's not going to bring you a straight A diploma from school, take out your trash, make you tea, drive you to hospital in case of emergency or care for you when you get too old.

Congratulations, you are a psychopath and you'd have a thread here if you were interesting instead of retarded

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

I don't know but i am guessing anything you want. Guessing because i remember seeing somewhere you could make a real gun that can't be traced back to you.
Also what material do you have to buy to keep making stuff and how much the cost of it is?

Polycarbonate for 3d printing goes for $100/kg, it's tricky to work with but can be made into optics which there should be a market for somewhere. I thumbed a bit on the net about 3d printing and conclude you need some professional chemistry knowledge to mix raw materials and manufacture something out of them more complex than an Ace Attorney wig.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What could you use a 3d printer for? Something in legal gray area too spicy for big manufacturers to touch, but profitable for an on-demand, low-profile retail seller... printing high-quality plastic gun parts, maybe? Drug paraphenalia? Construction parts?

I know a couple guys who use them to print little models and prop stuff for cosplayers, then they either paint the stuff themselves or sell as-is for people to customise how they like.

If you're not a mong like Chibi you can make a crazy amount of money even if your stuff sucks because people see the Triforce or Thor's Hammer and money just falls out their wallet.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Congratulations, you are a psychopath

You are losing your composure, Clarice *schlickschlickschlickschlickschlickschlickschlickschlick*

But seriously the trend of childless adults adopting cats and treating them like children instead of, y'know, STARTING A FUCKING FAMILY doesn't fill me with hope for a better future.

First, second and tenth loss of a friend makes you cry, sooner or later you're getting used to expect death of the beloved. I wish I was a psychopath TBH, life would be easier.

and you'd have a thread here if you were interesting instead of exceptional

do it faggot

I know a couple guys who use them to print little models and prop stuff for cosplayers, then they either paint the stuff themselves or sell as-is for people to customise how they like.

If you're not a mong like Chibi you can make a crazy amount of money even if your stuff sucks because people see the Triforce or Thor's Hammer and money just falls out their wallet.

If you live in the ass-end of nowhere, I guess you could make a bank selling Space Marine figurines for the 1/3 of the price GeeDubs are asking. Let them try to serve somebody in Russia or similar.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

20 bucks a spool but idk how far a spool gets you. And you'd need multiple if you want different colors obviously.

Polycarbonate for 3d printing goes for $100/kg, it's tricky to work with but can be made into optics which there should be a market for somewhere. I thumbed a bit on the net about 3d printing and conclude you need some professional chemistry knowledge to mix raw materials and manufacture something out of them more complex than an Ace Attorney wig.

Well i guess you could make some money of it but this is too much for chibis autistic brain.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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Start looking for a boyfriend free girl.

So basically, Chibi doesn't want you to say "I have a boyfriend".

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Well i guess you could make some money of it but this is too much for chibis autistic brain.

Let me guess: Chibi didn't wait for the printer to warm up and bricked it during its maiden voyage?

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

So basically, Chibi doesn't want you to say "I have a boyfriend".

It hurts his anxiety please understand.

Let me guess: Chibi didn't wait for the printer to warm up and bricked it during its maiden voyage?

Don't know to much about 3D printers to know exactly what he fucked up but watch the the thread.
BUT i know he is supposed to rework his code for school and is organizing something with his "ConFriends" now.
Edit: He apparently got the wrong nozzle.
If you want to do a bigger project you need a bigger nozzle.