US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Do it, Kyle!


https://www.foxnews.com/us/rittenhouse-defamation-biden-tweet

Imagine being a senile boomer in power that got completely fucked in the ass by an 18 year old.

Imagine your legacy being completely destroyed because on top of the low approval numbers, you couldn't shut your mouth on Twitter.

Imagine getting your ass handed to you because you posted a mean tweet... the same phrase every leftist shitbag was accusing Donald Trump for doing throught his entire presidency but never got reamed for it outside of getting banned from Twitter, and even then, he's still shitposting without Twitter.

What a fucking failure in life Joe Biden is.

 

[murdered meat bag]

the guy on death row has a rock solid alibi and there's no reason to think he did it at all, this is good news

OK state government has been working with Kardashian-backed organizations to get innocent people and drug offenders out of prison for years

if you think this is not a good thing you are a bad person

A Second Chance: Hundreds of Oklahoma inmates released

Hundreds of inmates were released from Oklahoma prisons Monday in the largest commutation in U.S. history. The Oklahoman's Darla Slipke and Chris Landsberger...

www.youtube.com

we just saw a trial where the prosecutor pulled some heavy handed illegal bullshit in order to win.

yeah, not killing that guy is a good thing.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Except there isn't a charge there. This wouldn't be making a stretch, it'd be making from whole cloth.

Keep in mind the hard limits here. It would either need to be something done between two states or the person being an actor -of- the state.
Rittenhouse is not an employee of the state (this is what they were going to get Chauvin with) so that criteria is utterly nonapplicable to Rittenhouse. And hence why getting him for Rosenbaum being a jew won't happen. No hook there, nothing they could stretch to make it apply to Rittenhouse.



The Hook is the most important part of the stretch. They first need to find a way that federal law -even begins to possibly apply- to Rittenhouse.

I agree with you that no federal charges are coming.

However, due to the police actions that night, (giving them water, thanking them for helping out, giving the group protecting the car source advanced warning that the police were going to push the rioters in their direction) could the feds stretch that Kyle was deputized that night and therefore was an employee of the state?

Bullshit all around of course, but in clown world is it a possibility?

 

[Absolutego]

I agree with you that no federal charges are coming.

However, due to the police actions that night, (giving them water, thanking them for helping out, giving the group protecting the car source advanced warning that the police were going to push the rioters in their direction) could the feds stretch that Kyle was deputized that night and therefore was an employee of the state?

Bullshit all around of course, but in clown world is it a possibility?

You remember that part where he talked about how any charges they could conceivably apply to Rittenhouse would require massive stretches that strain beyond credulity?
Claiming he was deputized in any way is a massive stretch beyond credulity. And the Kenosha PD would probably immediately put out a statement to the tune of "lol no we didn't, wtf?"

 

[Gehenna]

I agree with you that no federal charges are coming.

However, due to the police actions that night, (giving them water, thanking them for helping out, giving the group protecting the car source advanced warning that the police were going to push the rioters in their direction) could the feds stretch that Kyle was deputized that night and therefore was an employee of the state?

Bullshit all around of course, but in clown world is it a possibility?

Deputization is an official process and requires a sworn oath. Something Rittenhouse at no point did. That oath is what makes a deputy an actor of the state.

 

[Snekposter]

To go with what @Gehenna keeps talking about, remember people, the Feds investigated Zimmerman on a civil rights basis but couldn't come up with anything that wouldn't get them laughed out of court on the first day. And he shot a black person and there wasn't the massive amount of documented evidence in his favor Kyle had. If that white Hispanic supremacist Zimmerman couldn't be charged for killing Trayvon Martin, there's no chance with Rittenhouse.

 

[Aldeland]

So my boomer co-worker has an interesting theory. He thinks that Obama is the one running things, due to him living part time in DC and many of his cabinet members being heavily involved in the current admin. I'm of the opinion that he just cashed out once his presidency was over and they have to really drag him to do anything, while his cabinet are the ones who really ran his presidency/the ones who are in charge. Opinions or thoughts?

 

[Billy Beer]

So my boomer co-worker has an interesting theory. He thinks that Obama is the one running things, due to him living part time in DC and many of his cabinet members being heavily involved in the current admin. I'm of the opinion that he just cashed out once his presidency was over and they have to really drag him to do anything, while his cabinet are the ones who really ran his presidency/the ones who are in charge. Opinions or thoughts?

Obama was never really in charge of anything, just a smooth talker (when scripted) and a friendly smile. You can tell that by how much of a fanfare they made over "first black president", even though he wasn't black.

Whoever ran the obama campaign is/trying/was running the brandon campaign.

 

[renée remains insane]

So my boomer co-worker has an interesting theory. He thinks that Obama is the one running things, due to him living part time in DC and many of his cabinet members being heavily involved in the current admin. I'm of the opinion that he just cashed out once his presidency was over and they have to really drag him to do anything, while his cabinet are the ones who really ran his presidency/the ones who are in charge. Opinions or thoughts?

I don't really buy this because Obama was a bit of a Puppet himself. I personally think Chinese interests have pretty much bought the Dems, but that's mostly because if Putin were as powerful as the Dems portray him in US media, everyone in Europe would be speaking Russian. Russia is not that fierce.

 

[Garm]

you forget how out of touch these people are

I didn't forget that consideration. While Biden and his Cadre are pants on head exceptional someone somewhere downstream has to take care of day to day operations. And this person would realize that a civil rights case against Rittenhouse would be sticking their feet in a bear trap for something most center-left people would recognize as bullshit.

It would be resources and time wasted when Biden has none to spare.

 

[Psyduck]

So my boomer co-worker has an interesting theory. He thinks that Obama is the one running things, due to him living part time in DC and many of his cabinet members being heavily involved in the current admin. I'm of the opinion that he just cashed out once his presidency was over and they have to really drag him to do anything, while his cabinet are the ones who really ran his presidency/the ones who are in charge. Opinions or thoughts?

Running things maybe not, but black jesus is enough of a narcissist to want to keep a hand in the pie, probably gets off on the thought that some think he's the puppetmaster, whether its true or not

Michelle slams her stone hard 10 incher inside Barack's caramel anus and thrusts in and out until she ejaculates man goo all over his face

 

[Polyboros2]

I personally wish Biden would try to lock him up with Federal nonsense. I think there is enough support behind him try challenge it hard, possible hard enough to set precedent to end that nonsense.

Dems love trading power for short term gains. I'm all for Biden's puppeteers burning up presidential over reach even if I hope Trump wins in 2024.

 

[pwnest injun]

Didn't he bring the gun back to Antioch when the events were done?

He admitted this in court while being questioned by Binger.

Though, I don't know if the gun was in his possession at the time. If there was an adult there, the firearm could just as easily be considered to be in their possession.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

And hence why getting him for Rosenbaum being a jew won't happen. No hook there, nothing they could stretch to make it apply to Rittenhouse.

A very small part of would be morbidly curious to see Federal prosecutors bring in 'expert' witnesses from /pol/ to testify as to how Kyle would have the finest tuned (((early life))) senses known to man.

 

[celebrityskin]

I doubt it. The Rittenhouse verdict feels like momentum is rolling against Dems now. Attempting to push this is just going to be more self destructive than anything else.

This feels like pretty solid confirmation that BLM is a failed movement. There was a point where BLM was being pushed by every major company, the media, politicians around the globe etc. and even had a majority of mainstream support at one point (if polls are to be trusted) yet they seem to have achieved so little when it comes to policy.

Honestly if the judge from the Rittenhouse case gets re-elected then I reckon that will be the final nail in the coffin.

 

[WonderWino]

Do it, Kyle!


https://www.foxnews.com/us/rittenhouse-defamation-biden-tweet

Yeah, he's such a 'legal expert' that he seems to have forgotten that a sitting president has legal immunity. So good luck with that one. That aside, he had best wait until the inevitable civil suits against him are over before trying to go after anybody

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Yeah, he's such a 'legal expert' that he seems to have forgotten that a sitting president has legal immunity. So good luck with that one. That aside, he had best wait until the inevitable civil suits against him are over before trying to go after anybody

MSNBC and CNN will ultimately be paying for those civil suits, which even if they don't go in St. Kyle's favor, will be a drop in the bucket from what he wins in the defamation lawsuits.

 

[Absolutego]

So my boomer co-worker has an interesting theory. He thinks that Obama is the one running things, due to him living part time in DC and many of his cabinet members being heavily involved in the current admin. I'm of the opinion that he just cashed out once his presidency was over and they have to really drag him to do anything, while his cabinet are the ones who really ran his presidency/the ones who are in charge. Opinions or thoughts?

Nah, this is other interests in the DNC civil warring. Obama more or less exited office to go play Hollywood. There's a reason he and Michelle are focusing on their Netflix contract and that, when public scrutiny was directed at the optics of his massive 60th birthday party at Martha's Vineyard amid the various pandemic lockdowns, he disinvited his former staffers and fellow politicians but kept celebs like Erykah Badu and Trap Chapman on the guest list.
The sum total of his attempts to involve himself in the 2020 election amounted to his buddy Deval Patrick's aborted run for the presidency. Dude didn't even last till Super Tuesday.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Imagine being a senile boomer in power that got completely fucked in the ass by an 18 year old.

I'm sure Biden actually does have that fantasy.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I went to bed last night reading that Burden thought "the jury system works" after hearing the verdict. I wake up this morning to headlines that he's "angry and concerned".

That colonoscopy must have fucked with his brain. That, or his handlers couldn't decide which tack they should take with this. You gotta communicate, people!

Fake edit:
My autocorrect somehow changed "Biden" to "Burden", but I actually like that better so I'm leaving it in.

Liked for Burden.