US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Michael Wade]

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I heard a rumor that Joe biden has ass cancer or some other kind and they are desperately trying to get Harris out before they unplug biden. It really say's something that this third rate rumor is believable.



Biden running for 24 is frankly impossible. I dont know who the hell would buy that, but I got a bridge to sell. Either its to placate the hardcore idiots or Biden just absent mindedly said whatever sounded good in his head.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I dunno... the Hilldawg cleaned out the DNC ranks pretty damn well so its not like they have a wide roster to choose from. No matter what they do the Democrats are facing a tough fight unless Biden pulls a 180 and starts getting shit going.

I foresee at solid GoP win in the midterms, more rage mongering and "end of democracy" shtick from the usual suspects that may not go over so well in 2024 as you can only cry wolf so many times before it gets old.

I think a lot depends on Trump..if he chooses to run the GoP will have no choice but to bow down or risk a Ron Paul event which MAY energize the democrat voters to turn out once again to "stop Orange Hitler". Or not. People may think that Trump is the lesser of the two evils again if Biden continues to ride America into the dirt.

Either way...it's gonna be interesting. With the Democrats "fortifying" as many swing states as possible and the GoP doing everything they can to swing the balance back its hard to know exactly how things will turn out. Polling is getting less and less useful and forecasts are pretty much guesswork at this point.

It's gonna be a wild ride.

It's going to be an even wilder ride because neither side has options. As you said, the Dems don't really have anyone and so they have to make up a candidate out of whole cloth and start pumping her (let's face it, it has to be a "her") up.

But the GOP doesn't have anyone either. If Trump falls down an elevator shaft or chokes to death on a pretzel tomorrow, he has no successor either. There are no other options, no other populists that can really get the people fired up. DeSantis could maybe fit the bill with a lot more work, but at the same time he's basically a bastion for Florida and him stepping up to become President might open space for Dem shenanigans there.

The real bloodbath would be both Biden and Trump being out of the picture. Given their respective ages, it's not unlikely to happen before 2024. We're in for a very Interesting election cycle.

 

[Ruin]

Biden will be 83 in 2024 as it is he's barely coherent. He will be near comatose or deceased by the 2024 presidential elections.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

It's going to be an even wilder ride because neither side has options. As you said, the Dems don't really have anyone and so they have to make up a candidate out of whole cloth and start pumping her (let's face it, it has to be a "her") up.

But the GOP doesn't have anyone either. If Trump falls down an elevator shaft or chokes to death on a pretzel tomorrow, he has no successor either. There are no other options, no other populists that can really get the people fired up. DeSantis could maybe fit the bill with a lot more work, but at the same time he's basically a bastion for Florida and him stepping up to become President might open space for Dem shenanigans there.

The real bloodbath would be both Biden and Trump being out of the picture. Given their respective ages, it's not unlikely to happen before 2024. We're in for a very Interesting election come 2024.

I think DeSantis will run if Trump doesn't. The GoP has a few other up and comers as well that's a possibility like Cruz, Abott or even Rubio or Pence although probably not Pence as he's a little to limited in his appeal.

I'd like to see the Zodiac run just for the memes alone but I think it will be DeSantis personally. I don't feel Trump will want to take another swing and risk another loss. For now he can soothe his ego claiming Democrat shenanigans but a second loss would be a little much for him.

A Trump run would be a lot of fun and maybe even a big win but it is a big gamble compared to DeSantis.

 

[Ruin]

I think DeSantis will run if Trump doesn't. The GoP has a few other up and comers as well that's a possibility like Cruz, Abott or even Rubio or Pence although probably not Pence as he's a little to limited in his appeal.

I'd like to see the Zodiac run just for the memes alone but I think it will be DeSantis personally. I don't feel Trump will want to take another swing and risk another loss. For now he can soothe his ego claiming Democrat shenanigans but a second loss would be a little much for him.

A Trump run would be a lot of fun and maybe even a big win but it is a big gamble compared to DeSantis.

I like DeSantis policy wise but personality wise he's a dud which worries me. Say what you will about Trump but he's spent half his life in Hollywood and he's an incredible showman with incredible charisma. Trump can draw huge crowds and I'm not sure DeSantis can.

 

[MirrorNoir]

If Biden is running in 2024, if he makes it there, he is going to be fucking destroyed.

Even without putting the candidates in to question (It's Trump, barring something unexpected), he will barely be sentient by 2024. And he won't have the Coof to hide it, or maybe he'll try, which makes the situation even more sad.

Also, something I'd like to call "The Grand Illusion" will be permanently dead to a vast majority of persuadable voters, where repeating "TRUMP IS HITLER, TRUMP IS WHY YOUR LIFE IS HORRIBLE" ad nauseum will not matter because Trump isn't in power, and Biden has fucked up amazingly. His promise to "bring back normalcy" was a lie ( or the truth, its just that normalcy was dogshit), and people will put the blame on him and vote against him, just like Obama's second run. And since his margins of "victory" were small, he is going to turn the map red as hell as Independents swing right hard. By 2024, you would also have potentially Republican governors in swing states like PA, WI, and MI due to 2022, causing there to be no behind the scenes "fortification."

I really don't know why Biden is running again, nor do I think he will last that long, but it makes 2024 easier for the meantime.

Biden wanting to run again in 2024 makes sense for a bunch of reasons:

1. Ego. No way does that fucker want to go down as a one term failure, especially if a. he loses to Trump and b. given the shit show he's made of the country effectively damning him in history as one if not THE worst Presidents of all time.

2. Protection. If the Democrats DO fucking lose the House in 2022, then Biden will be open for all sorts of investigations into his illegally shit and running again would be his only shield to avoid prosecution

3. The fact that he probably knows that his party fucking hates him/ran him only because no one wanted Clinton or Harris running and are just fucking waiting to 25 Amendment oust him the second he reaches the threshold point tenure-wise, that they can get rid of him and still get Kamala two full terms on top of the rest of Biden's term.

TL;DR Biden running again makes sense in the spite and malice department and then some.

 

[CrippleThreat]

DeSantis could maybe fit the bill with a lot more work

As it stands with the current momentum, he could win (yuge emphasis) Virginia and New Hampshire. Georgia and Arizona "Republican" wine moms would also stop their bellyaching.

However, he gets fucked at Rust Belt. Trump would have to be his VP and/or live there for the entire election cycle for him to have a chance with the electorate there.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Maybe and ideal GoP ticket would be a Trump/DeSantis tag-team?

I just dunno if DeSantis will play second fiddle.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Biden’s White House communicates director is leaving.

Second big administration resignation.

White House Communications Director Leaving, Second Big Administration Resignation This Week

Emma Riley, the White House communications chief of staff, is leaving her post for a job in the Labor Dept. Earlier this week, the communications director for Kamala Harris, Ashley Etienne, said sh…

deadline.com

 

[polonium]

3. The fact that he probably knows that his party fucking hates him/ran him only because no one wanted Clinton or Harris running and are just fucking waiting to 25 Amendment oust him the second he reaches the threshold point tenure-wise, that they can get rid of him and still get Kamala two full terms on top of the rest of Biden's term.

Why would they have ran him to keep Harris out if the plan was to get her two terms? If she's unelectable she'll get the remainder of his term, at best, and if she's unwanted by the party then why would they be trying to crowbar her in?

 

[CarlosDanger]

This is interesting....

 

[Bolo]

I think DeSantis will run if Trump doesn't. The GoP has a few other up and comers as well that's a possibility like Cruz, Abott or even Rubio or Pence although probably not Pence as he's a little to limited in his appeal.

I'd like to see the Zodiac run just for the memes alone but I think it will be DeSantis personally. I don't feel Trump will want to take another swing and risk another loss. For now he can soothe his ego claiming Democrat shenanigans but a second loss would be a little much for him.

A Trump run would be a lot of fun and maybe even a big win but it is a big gamble compared to DeSantis.

Looks like the Republicans do have some alternatives, and hey some of these names ain't so bad with national recognition right? Fuck, even Cruz managed to remake some of image to get some national views.

So, who do the democrats have, anyone from the last election can be a realistic candidate? Warren maybe? Or will they try to make Mayor Pete really happen.

A lot can happen till then I guess, who knows, maybe we will see the rise of a Obama like figure that will get all those charisma and intersectional points.

Heck, maybe they will run Obama again, this time his wife I guess?

 

[Gehenna]

My take, there are two possibilities here.

1: Jill Biden is desperately holding onto power to forestall the backlash against her usurping the Cabal.

2: The Cabal is forcing him up to not sacrifice any of their actually useful tools in a doomed election.

 

[Potatoherder]

Maybe and ideal GoP ticket would be a Trump/DeSantis tag-team?

I just dunno if DeSantis will play second fiddle.

A DeSantis/Trump would be interesting if Trump would allow it. The idea being you get a 'respectable' person as persident and Trump as a the attack dog in a honorific role. That is assuming people actually truly dislike trump as much as it's claimed. The post above about Baris seems to suggest that isn't the case.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I think DeSantis will run if Trump doesn't. The GoP has a few other up and comers as well that's a possibility like Cruz, Abott or even Rubio or Pence although probably not Pence as he's a little to limited in his appeal.

I'd like to see the Zodiac run just for the memes alone but I think it will be DeSantis personally. I don't feel Trump will want to take another swing and risk another loss. For now he can soothe his ego claiming Democrat shenanigans but a second loss would be a little much for him.

A Trump run would be a lot of fun and maybe even a big win but it is a big gamble compared to DeSantis.

I think the most important things for anyone trying to run in Trump's stead are a sense of humor and the ability to speak plainly and directly.

Everybody is sick and tired of politicians being... well, political. It's no wonder you hear cheering whenever a politician flat-out states some opposite position if "idiotic". Bonus cheering if said politician drops a "reetard".

 

[Puff]

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I wonder what generic Republican does against Biden/Harris comparatively. It Trump or Biden driving the difference?

 

[Bolo]

2: The Cabal is forcing him up to not sacrifice any of their actually useful tools in a doomed election.

Who would be such useful tools?

 

[Gehenna]

Who would be such useful tools?

Literally anyone that isn't the brain-dead corpse. Two exists if they have determined there is no way they are holding the presidency. In which case, forcing Biden to run means they lose nothing of value at all. We'll be able to tell if this is the case closer to the election, because it would have to be paired with reeling back the spending.

 

[WonderWino]

Biden will be 83 in 2024 as it is he's barely coherent. He will be near comatose or deceased by the 2024 presidential elections.

At this rate biden will go full smitty from king of the hill by 2024:

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Watch King Of The Hill S09E09 Care-Takin' Care Of Business - King Of The Hill on Dailymotion

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skip to 6:50 - 7:50 and 15:20

'Now.....what else does the wizard of the white house have up his sleeve?....i've got it! rock salt and plenty of it!'

 

[Celebrate Nite]

This is interesting....
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Not really. When you think about it, it makes sense. DeSantis is the only Republican that people know and seem to like because of his "hot takes" and pretty much telling the government to go fuck themselves. Every other Republican went full RINO and turned their backs on the american people, especially if those "yes" votes from weeks ago are anything to go by.

Trump, even when out of office, still triggers the fuck out of the elite on BOTH sides of the isle. He literally did nothing and they still tripped over their goddam feet by shedding their skin and making it easy for people to know who was real and who was a lizard person. Trump not only says the right things that people want to hear, but he also stays in contact with all of them, not even needing Twitter to do so. His rallies still rake in huge amounts of crowds, and lately he's been getting more "off the cut" and just letting it all out rather than "professional". People LOVE Trump.

i wouldn't be surprised if in 2024 you see americans not only volunteering to help with ballot counts, but doing guard duty to make sure sneaky shit doesn't happen again. Absolutely NOBODY wants another 2020, especially after the Arizona Audits exposed what pretty much everyone knew from the get-go.