DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Wait a minute.... wait a fucking minute. Project L is run by the Cannon brothers, Phil's sworn enemies for fucking him in EVO brackets and ruining his chances at FGC greatness because he was just so good and unstoppable they had to throw the kitchen sink at him in pools to prevent him from succeeding.

Project L. Cortana, focus on that L. Enhance. Now rotate it. More, more. Full 180 degrees.

"7"

Project 7.

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from today's San Andreas stream, dave nearly cancels himself saying there's only 2 genders

it begins by him singing a song about gender

"🎵 girl, you are a female, you don't have a penis, this is basic anatomy girl, oh yeah"

-queue some wheelchair in chat saying that's offensive-

"that's offensive? how is that offensive? how is it offensive to say that-w-that women have a certain anatomy, and men have a certain anatomy, we're not talking about.. people.. we're talking about people who are one gender, we're not talking about people who are, you know.. alright forget it, cause if I say one.. if I say seriously, people will get upset, so fuck it, forget I ever said anything, haha, forget I ever said anything about it, alright, gender is just an idea, alright, alright" - LGBT Ally Phil Burnell

1:06:25 to 1:07:48, from DDM but there isn't any autistic sound clips


just thought it was funny seeing him flounder and wanted to share, that's all
 
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So question to anyone living in the US:

What would the normal expenses (fuel groceries and such) for a household in WA with 2 adults and a young son cat be per month?
 
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Im from phone so sry bout this...

DSP already preloaded his excuse why he wont be playing new fighting game. He is one, if not the worst gamer who streams but pretends he is a high level gamer who hates on games "easy to learn" . So what was the last game you mastered again...?

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Anyway, funnyly enough, literally the next post on my twitter timeline was a take from an actual pro fighting game player. The difference between their opinion is gigantic.

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I can already guess what his "spicy" take would be if he ever said it. First of all it has League of Legends characters and what actual robust fighting game player cares about League of Legends? This is to attract the kiddies and not true hardcore fighting game players. Never mind that one of the 2 fighting games Phil was even halfway decent at, Marvel vs Capcom 2, is full of comic book characters and characters from Capcom's non-fighting game series. Comic book characters are for machoor adults but characters from LoL are for the kiddies. Sound good?

Second of all he's gonna crap on the game's core gameplay being simple, again shitting on da kiddiez and "mahdernized" fighting game players who aren't robust enough to hang with the big boys who play Super Turbo. Never mind that Super Turbo itself has extremely simple core gameplay mechanics. He doesn't realize that a fighting game can still have depth even if it is simple on the surface level. That's why I recommend Super Turbo as one of the games people should play if they're thinking of getting into fighting games. The core mechanics are simple, but to compensate if you want to excel the game requires you to learn robust and flavorful fundamentals that Phil brags about having but is never able to demonstrate (just look at his garbage Virtua Fighter gameplay lol, the last fighting game that was out of his comfort zone that he dared play). Things like spacing, knowing how to get in on an opponent or how to defend yourself, knowing when it's your turn to be on the defense, knowing when to use high risk moves that can lead to big rewards, knowing how to wake up as painlessly as possible or how to capitalize on your opponent being on wake up etc. Then again with how dumb Phil is he probably thinks those are "gameplay mechanics" rather than the meta of how to play the game optimally.
 
So question to anyone living in the US:

What would the normal expenses (fuel groceries and such) for a household in WA with 2 adults and a young son cat be per month?
Well, having been over my Dad's budget. Lets say

100 a month for gas. Its what I had to pay recently, driving a lot further every day. But we are gonna be reeeaal generous to Phil

Lets say 200 a month for groceries. I know its about what my family did. For four of us. And a dog.

Then on a bad month I pay 50 for electricity

My internet is also about 50

Car Insurance is 30

So thats what. 430 before like mortgage? I live in a cheaper state. So lets say 500. 600 if we wanna be generous.
 
Tonight's stream was the lowest amount of individual contributions he's had since @Piece of Peace started logging them, never been as low as only three tips. Can't compare with the epic seven dollars from Mass Effect in August that was four seperate tips, although two were from the same individual.

And if Phil says that the information being public is not doxxing he really has fucked his narrative over what is and isn't doxxing. The lengths he's going to for defending OIC is hurting his image. Lot of his viewers feel uncomfortable that OIC is logging everything they say for a potential dossier and some expressed an interest in not returning (these won't be whales of course but OIC certainly stained Phil's image tonight).
 
Phil responded to a comment on his daily wrap, which suggested he should have banned both Kevin and OIC, saying that "This behavior will not be tolerated from either party moving forward".

Funny how it's a "no dahxing allowed, banned on sight" policy until the person doing the doxxing is the guy who carries most streams. Then suddenly there's leniency and tons of excuses. What a slimy fuck Phil is.

Another interesting thing was how he said something like "so that's what actually happened, but you'll see a lot of videos tomorrow from morons saying that doxxing happened, but it didn't". As if his word is the true reality, and if people show OIC's comment literally saying he's trying to dox Kevin, they're morons

I actually hope Kevin is a real person now. Because if not, OIC's autism creating this drama talking about his sock is really disturbing.
 
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we know this whole situation will slide off of his greasy back and there will be no repercussions, but how amazing would it be if the autism of his main financial supporter actually got him shit canned for good? i also wonder what piggler is gonna buy for the snort fort on black friday.
Gatcha pulls
Gin
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Gatcha pulls
Something cheap autistic and tacky, that he will seal clap about for 20 minutes.
 
we know this whole situation will slide off of his greasy back and there will be no repercussions, but how amazing would it be if the autism of his main financial supporter actually got him shit canned for good? i also wonder what piggler is gonna buy for the snort fort on black friday.
Sadly he will be fine, don't expect anything to happen. What OIC is doing and what Tzgnilki pointed out are two quite bad things that would hurt Phil if he was in any way relevant.
However his irrelevancy is what keeps him protected and allows him to behave like a total twat.
 
Sadly he will be fine, don't expect anything to happen. What OIC is doing and what Tzgnilki pointed out are two quite bad things that would hurt Phil if he was in any way relevant.
However his irrelevancy is what keeps him protected and allows him to behave like a total twat.
Which makes all of his attempts to become "viral" the equivalent of shooting himself in the foot.
 
Regardless of what Phil says, he's going to play PLENTY of Project L when it comes out. The flow of brand new players and 'hype' will be massive and he will be able to slaughter them purely off of his general FG experience and he loves that shit. Once people start catching up and the hype-drawn viewerbase begins to decline and/or he gets to a rank where his winrate starts closing in on 50/50 he will decide the game sucks and quit.

Look at what happened with Halo, day 1 he's saying "THIS GAME IS OUTSTANDING". Claims he was able to 'dominate' with natural skill and experience and then literally 4 days after release he thinks he has fallen behind because everyone is playing the game 12 hours a day. Halo is like the simplest and most mechanically shallow FPS series ever made, people aren't 'getting ahead'. I assume there is just some kind of internal Matchmaking system that pits you against the absolute newest and worst players possible when you start, then assigns you to a pool of equally skilled players after a few games. This hidden MMR/Elo system is basically present in all online shooters these days. Referred to as skill-based matchmaking.

Adversity is Phil's ultimate nemesis and he invariably runs from it every single time it shows up in his life, whether that be in the form of a game, relationships, responsibilities, obligations, or work: “The path of least resistance leads to crooked rivers and crooked men.”
 
Regardless of what Phil says, he's going to play PLENTY of Project L when it comes out. The flow of brand new players and 'hype' will be massive and he will be able to slaughter them purely off of his general FG experience and he loves that shit. Once people start catching up and the hype-drawn viewerbase begins to decline and/or he gets to a rank where his winrate starts closing in on 50/50 he will decide the game sucks and quit.

Look at what happened with Halo, day 1 he's saying "THIS GAME IS OUTSTANDING". Claims he was able to 'dominate' with natural skill and experience and then literally 4 days after release he thinks he has fallen behind because everyone is playing the game 12 hours a day. Halo is like the simplest and most mechanically shallow FPS series ever made, people aren't 'getting ahead'. I assume there is just some kind of internal Matchmaking system that pits you against the absolute newest and worst players possible when you start, then assigns you to a pool of equally skilled players after a few games. This hidden MMR/Elo system is basically present in all online shooters these days. Referred to as skill-based matchmaking.

Adversity is Phil's ultimate nemesis and he invariably runs from it every single time it shows up in his life, whether that be in the form of a game, relationships, responsibilities, obligations, or work: “The path of least resistance leads to crooked rivers and crooked men.”
He probably got put in a slightly higher tier in the matchmaking. This happens with Dave all the time, he'll do good in a multi-player game for a bit against noobs, the game puts him in a higher tier, and then he gets destroyed cause he sucks against anyone who has a clue what they're doing. Basically he yo-yo's back and forth between the intro tier and the next one up where the game expects you had learned to think about what you're doing and not just run right out into the open and get shot.
 
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