DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ortsnay]

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Sweet baby Jesus. I truly believe there is no low to Philbert's depravity, every day he sinks lower. What will next week bring? OIC murders someone, admits it in chat, and Philbert bans/insults anyone that mentions it?

 

[NursezillaX]

'Because YouTube pays me on Sunday this month I might not get my money until FRIDAY, I need tips NOW. I might get paid by Wed, but I'd be stupid to not take precautions to make sure my bills clear.'

Ah, yes. Darksyde Phil. Renowned for his diligence in making advance preparations. This attempt to make it sound like he might not get paid for almost a week because his payday falls on a Sunday is one of the biggest stretches I've ever seen him try to make, and I can't believe he has people watching who will actually believe it.

 

[Coomfucius]

So did he ban OIC or give him another chance? It's hard for me to believe DSP is so exceptional he can't see the forest through the trees. OIC has permanently scared away so many other paypigs lmao

Sweet baby Jesus. I truly believe there is no low to Philbert's depravity, every day he sinks lower. What will next week bring? OIC murders someone, admits it in chat, and Philbert bans/insults anyone that mentions it?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'd be stupid to not take precautions to make sure my bills clear.'

And yet, you didn't and spent all the money that could have paid them.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Every time Phil compares his stream to a store it reminds me of this boss from Dead Rising

 

[MAWBD]

Prestream is awesome! OIC is being thrown under the bus by pigroach. Some Kevin Burstein drama? I thought both were the 3 letter cuck ...

 

[UaineRunei]

And Phil said it's Kevin's fault that he got doxxed.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Phil's coping over getting shit on at Halo is fucking hilarious
1. Tons of variety streamers are fifty times better than you at these games
2. Larping as if he could play at a pro level if he invested that much time. His reflexes are slower than RobOnWheels
3. The game literally tells you where power weapons are as they're spawning, which are more important than any of the other weapons. Map knowledge is much less important in Infinite as a result of this.
4. He uses the same excuse for everything now. We don't need to hear you tell us every 5 minutes why you're shit at the game and why it's not your fault. His ego is so fragile he focuses more on protecting it via excuses than he focuses on begging for tips when he's getting shit on in a game.
Why play any MP game at all if you can't play it 12 hours a day, by Phil's logic.

 

[kebab4you]

Regarding not banning people for changing name, didn't he do that a while back with SnowKarl and similar names?

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I'm actually relieved he isn't playing it. I wanted to try my hand at a TIHYDP of that game if he played it, but at the same time I was conflicted by the fact that a TIHYDP would inevitably result in a boost in attention for Phil.

Do you, or anyone for that matter know why he's not playing pokemon? Has he mentioned it at all?

 

[Organized Derailment]

Well this has been the most handicapped pre-stream I've seen in a long time.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Regarding not banning people for changing name, didn't he do that a while back with SnowKarl and similar names?

Phil banned Snowkarl names because he got baited by supercrzy making a joke post on his YT community page about a "Karl invasion" where everyone would raid Phil's chat with Karl in their name, but he didn't seem to mind people doing it with other names for whatever reason.

 

[Philbo Beggins]

He is loving this. Thought your streams were gonna be a drama free zone, Phil?

 

[ManakaLala]

Ah, thanks for clarifying Phil. OIC was only using Kevins doxx against him as self-defense to intimidate him into not pretending he's OIC.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

wow, DSP just justified OICs doxxing behaviour.... wow

he pretty much said its kevins fault for impersonating him.

hes not going to ban oic hahaha

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Is this a symptom of low tips, or losing control of his chat?
Looks like both.

Control freak.

 

[h0g]

Holy fuck he's unhinged as fuck today.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

HOLY SHIT enough with the black friday, is Khet an embryo that needs to be protected from the spoopy outside? Does he have that bad of a case of Agoraphobia that he's afraid for the people around him? Also wait, the fuck this exceptional exception, the neck phones "shoot sound up into my ears" and yet a "beanie" that covers his ears is better than if he were wearing headphones directly over his ears that's covered by cloth. Thats so stupid I..like how did he say that and not go "wait, that makes no sense". Even worse is his unironic fans are like "yeah! that's right. Sound directly over the ears covered by a light cloth would block the sound so much more than sound that has to travel."

Also atm he's defending OIC and it's amazing it's like a fly entered the room or he's praying to jeebus. He won't look straight, looking all around the room up on the ceiling, everywhere but at the camera.

anywho

I just went to post about watching the bacon bits Halo video and holy shit I think literal "FortNite kiddies" are more capable of playing an FPS. He moves like it's RE tank controls, he doesn't grab stuff on the run, he stops, picks up things and goes, didn't know the map was CTF, the game tells you on the map intro, the announcer he loves so much says to capture the flag, there's flags on the hud, there's flag icons, the announcer says when the flag is picked up or dropped...didn't know till the other team scored. Dude doesn't even pat attention to the hud that shows the direction he's being shot.

no amount of playing is going to fix this, you can't fix extreme exceptional...ism

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Holy fuck he's unhinged as fuck today.

Yeah it's great.

This is the shit I watch the DSP show for.

 

[Freshtodeath]

he does this with street fighter too. He bodies noobs then when he levels up he gets destroyed. The new halo is pretty fast paced so I doubt he can keep up or adjust.