DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Little late but after watching that league of legends fighting game video I have no idea why phil was being such such a loser about. I fucking hate league and the game looks sick as hell, this guy loved MvC yet already wants to avoid this game?

I guess the combo of two women and a black guy in the video really was a deal breaker

Kheapathic said:
As much as it pains me to say, I somewhat agree with Phil on Project L.
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you agree with an opinion he didn't give?
 
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Mask_de_SMITH said:
Phil has always had it against Cannon, all because he made GGPO and Rollback Netcode and diminished Phil's lag excuses. Cannon exposed Phil's lack of Super Turbo skill when ST HD Remix came out, and he never let that go.
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The biggest irony is that the Super Turbo port Phil plays uses netcode from Nick Cannon.
 
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I've been playing Halo a lot lately so it's been great watching him stream it.

He got a false sense of security day 1 because it was F2P and it got a wide audience of people to play that haven't touched a Halo game at all. Which means you got a bunch of 3rd world shitters, younger generations and veterans all combined. He hasn't touched it since and now returns to getting low tips, sucking ass, and a lot of complaining.

How this turned into why he can't get into a new fighter and stuff was interesting too. But I mean, you make your schedule so he can sit and complain that people are going to get better as you play GTA for the 50th time but that's really all on you. What a baby.

Oh, and the low tips and doxxing talk was just the cherry on top.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
(just forget about him saying a deliveryman should've been fired because he couldn't see where the package went)
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Forget even that, every few months he goes on a rant about how retail workers are all fucking idiots because retail chains don't care about the quality of the people they hire, they hire teenagers and the bottom of the barrel so you always get shit service. Great going, asshole. Don't just insult working class people, make sure that you also talk shit about your wife who happens to work in retail. Then he repeats this harebrained boomer narrative he has about how BACK IN MY DAY retail workers got commission on the goods they sold and he recalls this one time he went shopping at an electronics store with his dad and he wanted to buy a sounds system and the guy working the floor helped them out with everything they needed. Of course, he doesn't realize that it makes sense for places like electronics stores, car dealerships, high-end clothing stores, high-end jewelry shops and similar to have their salesmen work on commission since they're all handling the sales of expensive goods. But no, the pigger genuinely thinks that even corner stores and supermarkets should have their workers get commission on sales in order to incentivize them to work harder.

Imagine the stress cashiers are already under, now imagine being a cashier, some guy who looks like he's on his last fucking nerve after a hard day at work is in line with a can of beer and nothing else and you have to convince him to buy a carton of eggs so you can get 3 cents commission on it, but you're also afraid that the dude's gonna explode and beat you to death when you start pestering him about the eggs.
 
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Phil prides himself on being the realest mother fucker on the internet,he is not a shill and will tell you exactly what his opinion is without holding back because he is all about raw truth and hate fuels him,so what's his opinion on Project L? (a league of legends fighting game in development):

" Justin did a superchat said:'what are your thoughts on project L? I saw a teaser about it I wanted to ask your opinion' It's very simple,there is like,multiple reasons I do would never play that game,multiple reasons, gameplay wise ,the people who are making it wise ,everything ,there is a million reasons why I will never play Project L, I don't care if it's the best figthing game ever made, I'm not going towards it at all I'm staying the fuck away from it. I don't really wanna,honestly I don't really wanna elaborate because sadly people can't take...truth...in the modern day,people get all fucking pissy and shit,and I don't really wanna cause any problems,so rather than cause problems, I'd rather just say: I'm not gonna deal with that I'm not playing it,don't ask me about it ,it's not even on my radar,fuck no,okay? *narcissistic fake laugh to imply a situation is so ridiculous and beneath him that it's funny* there you go".

What I'm getting from this is that the king of hate,realest mother fucker on the internet who is not a shill unlike all other streamers and who will tell you exactly what he thinks doesn't want to give his opinion on a popular upcoming game because he is too much of a pussy to call negative attention on himself,also he never gave a reason as to why he doesn't care, as one of the non-sense reasons he said "the people who are making it",why does it matter that the same company that made League of Legends made this game? IMO he is just being irrational and hating popular things for no reason, it's completely irrational to say that you will never play a game and that you don't care about how good it is because a popular company is making it ,this nigga is still buying call of duty after the CEO Bobby Kotick was outed as a sex pest but suddenly the people making Project L are too much of a group of reprobates for him to ever give them money. I also think that Phil has this weird need to cope for the fact he is shit fighting games by saying all modern fighting games are trash,he wants to keep playing a 20 year old game against Derichs on the nintendo switch forever rather than admit that he sucks.

Deep down he is just a pussy that knows that if he starts shitting on a extremely popular game he is gonna put a lot of negative attention to himself ,which will make the internet know about all the things he did like mobile game addiction and bankruptcy fraud,instead of just being the guy that fapped on stream.

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Bacon Bits #27: Halo Infinite (complete edition) (November 20, 2021)

This is the complete version, with the outtake segment restored.In today's episode, DSP can't come to terms with the fact that he sucks at Halo. OIC also app...
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Phil's insistence on holding onto an image of still being a great pro fighting game player/FPS player is perhaps the most reliable source of laughs at his expense of them all, for he royally sucks at concealing the fact that he sucks, and always did. He does the same shit every time, jump into a pool with new swimmers, then when everyone advances past him because he doesn't learn, he lies and says it's because he doesn't have time, and then ducks out.

Oh, and that's when he doesn't dodge something completely because he knows beating up Derichs isn't an option, like with Guilty Gear Strive, or his refusal to touch Fightcade, where the REAL players are. He doesn't grasp that running from spheres with legit competition doesn't hide his lack of skills, it exposes his legit nature as a scrub. NO ONE WITH TALENT RUNS AWAY FROM A CHALLENGE. No one. You dodge a game, it's because you suck. Period.
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Phil is in a tight spot here. He can't ban OIC for being a possessive loser but can't ignore OIC threatening other paypigs. Whatever shall he do?
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He actually can, and he will, because his other paypigs are too stupid and chickenshit to abandon him. On the bright side, it means more hilarity for us to enjoy, so cheers.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
His poor wife is gonna have to put up with alotta dumb stoopid angry customers because she works at a grocery store that sells nothing of value
He gets to stand up on his soapbox about how he totally understands the struggle of being a retail worker (just forget about him saying a deliveryman should've been fired because he couldn't see where the package went)
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While that's a way a known proven liar portrays it, there have been less and less people going out on black Friday in recent years. It's just another Friday now in terms of shopping and getting his ass handed to him in street beggar
 
I continue to be amazed that kiwi mods allow DSP mods (past and present) to maintain accounts here.

I used to think it might be some grand master plan to get close to them but I guess not
 
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Phil it's not 1999 anymore you can have your personal information on the internet and not fear being doxed unless you have some nut job like OIC trying to.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
Little late but after watching that league of legends fighting game video I have no idea why phil was being such such a loser about. I fucking hate league and the game looks sick as hell, this guy loved MvC yet already wants to avoid this game?

I guess the combo of two women and a black guy in the video really was a deal breaker


you agree with an opinion he didn't give?
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The two guys that presented the footage and talked about it fucked him over in the past when they held fighting game tournaments . Rigging the brackets in unfavorable ways towards him or towards the west coast or whatever. Just DSP being a petty asshole over something from 10-15 years ago or more
 
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So did he ban OIC or give him another chance? It's hard for me to believe DSP is so exceptional he can't see the forest through the trees. OIC has permanently scared away so many other paypigs lmao
 
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