The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[S.C.U.D.]

Ffs I legit think that shooting a dude is the only thing that some of these ~asexual T4T lesbians~ jerk off to.

FACT CHECK: they also jerk off to shooting women.

 

[Trig.Point]

Have they really fenced off the entire ranch? I've read earlier it's a 36 acre property, so depending on the shape that could be 2000 yards of fencing. That's a time consuming and expensive job assuming there was nothing there before.

Are we sure they're not just tweeting pictures of the same section of half arsed fencing from different angles?

 

[The Elusive Earl]

I still want to know who "Earl" is.

Yes, I know he's probably a figment of their imagination

Hello, it is I, Earl, tormentor of the Tranch. Feel free to ask any questions you might have.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

99% chance it's a coincidence but given that it's Colorado and the not particularly common last name Logue, Penny doesn't happen to be related to this self-righteous pedo who's mad he gets called a sex offender for badtouching an 11y/o, does he?

(probably not and iirc Penny's backstory involved some neighbor in his trailer park or something, but figured I'd ask in case any of the genealogy whizzes of the thread had any insight)

 

[Old Fart]

No, I am Earl.

 

[Free the Pedos]

No, I am Earl.

No, I am Earl!

 

[AMHOLIO]

I AM EARL AND SO IS MY WIFE!

 

[Vonel]

I saw Earl at a grocery store in Westcliffe yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Shig O'nella]

None of you are Earl. You all exist.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

This update really doesn’t have anything except random photos around the tranch and some Rittenhouse seething (don’t get your hopes up, there wasn’t much).
Newest trancher posted some pics from inside the house, lol at the guns on the wall under the flags [A]

They have a new alpaca [1]

Sky tweeted some alpaca pics [A]

Dogs [1] [2] (feat Bonnie)

Spoiler: pics

Also a video of Nan:

And more random alpaca pics/videos:

Spoiler: Additional Rittenhouse Seething

America is a shithole [A]

Already covered in the Kindness thread, but Bonnie would like to overthrow the state [A]

I don’t even know what to make of this [A]

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I don’t even know what to make of this [A]

Fedposter J wants to organize a black bloc, that's what it means.

 

[retard strength]

> alpaca with two broken legs
> put her outside
> "she hasn't moved ever [since]"

 

[Old Fart]

None of you are Earl. You all exist.

No I don't.

 

[Friendly Futa]

You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner: karma. That's when I realized that I had to change, so I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and one by one I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Perhaps the real Earl was the trannies we met along the way

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Hello, it is I, Earl, tormentor of the Tranch. Feel free to ask any questions you might have.

Can I get a copy of the software you use to get your drone to shoot dogs? I'm on a swat team and this could revolutionize my work.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

I saw Earl drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.

 

[AprilRains]

I saw Earl drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.

But I thought Kindness was the werewolf.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Can I get a copy of the software you use to get your drone to shoot dogs? I'm on a swat team and this could revolutionize my work.

Say, wait a second. You're not a federal agent, are you?

 

[AGPinochet]

I don’t even know what to make of this

Evidently Jarrod wants more leftoid goons to get Rittenhouse'd. If these hypothetical "quick reaction groups" are anything like Pennywise and the Troon Goons here then the Right Wing response would have to be upgraded from a Defensive teenager to two Offensive PB Men with AR-500 armor and PSA rifles.